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The classic quotation "Please close your eyes when he comes"

The classic quotation "Please close your eyes when he comes"

If everyone who wants to see me can get it, I'm dead now.

I'm exhausted.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

What are you afraid of? Keep throwing up.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

Short-sighted, the best detective in the world is not how complex a case he can solve, but how to train a young rookie into a detective.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

If everyone who wants my autograph can get it, my hand will be gone.

It's over.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

What oil do I need to add? I have always maintained a stable high level.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

Traffickers? What a dirty thing! Serial killers are my type.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

I appreciate your vision and despise your efficiency, which is not contradictory.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

I was born with hormones. But, of course, I'm better at controlling than those idiots at the police station.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

Sure enough, he is a rookie who has never been in love.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

Oh, great, then everyone else on this road will be completely blocked.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

Does it feel good to be struck by lightning?

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

Why do you flatter them? In fact, he is a paranoid psychopath, like a mad dog.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not interested in igniting a smelly solid to make a pile of more smelly gas and strange patterns.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

Compared with me, this man is full of stupidity from head to toe. The only thing that is not stupid is that he also knows that you are a good woman.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

Do you think I didn't go out with wisdom and morality today?

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

What is this for? Collect ten dollars to reward a fish?

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

I have to thank fate for bringing us together. Or you will marry these mediocre men today. Oh! I can't stand the thought of such a thing.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

With all due respect, what's your job now? Sell low-priced goods to another place at high prices. When you die, you want to tell your children and grandchildren how many goods you have carried in your life?

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

Sometimes, you fall in love with him, and you love this quiet time. He is elegant and complacent around you, but your heart is as sweet as spring water, and your lips and teeth are fragrant. No matter how tense and dangerous the situation is, you can calm down with him.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

If I had known it would make you cry, I wouldn't have shown it to you.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

Don't you see? I am lying to you.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

How proud and lucky I am to have you in my life. You made me love you so much.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

If it had temperature, it would have been cooked by now.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

I brought him back from the lonely world to the prosperous and warm city. He is pulling me from an ordinary and peaceful life to an exciting and wanton life.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

My life was once lonely. I used to be in a sea of people, but I'd rather be alone. Until I met you. Gentle you, extremely beautiful you. Words cannot express. If we must sum up, it is-I love you with all my wisdom and life.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

She carries all my love dreams, and she records all my enthusiasm and loyalty. Without her, my life is doomed to be no longer perfect. But how can I hope that God will give me a second woman like this?

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

I'm not interested in such things. But if you kiss me every ten minutes, I can do anything boring with you.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

It's okay, Jin Yan. Simon or Allen. You are you, my only word.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

Please don't be lonely, Simon. Don't be alone, live every day well. Because I am here, Jin Yan, in your eyes, in your heart and in your life. We will never be apart.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

My promise to you, big or small.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

The length of life is not a measure of happiness. We can't grow old together, but that doesn't mean our love won't last forever.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

What else is there to rank in love? She is his only top 1.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

My promise is more effective than any paper constraint.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

I will live a happy life as she expects; As she expected, I tried my best to help more people. This is the best reward for the love she once gave me.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

Words cannot express. If we must sum up, it is-I love you with all my wisdom and life.

-"Please close your eyes when he comes" classic quotation.

After watching the TV series "Please close your eyes when he comes", qq said Daquan.

After watching the TV series "Please close your eyes when he comes", qq said Daquan.

1, here he comes. Please close your eyes. I'm a little scared after reading the beginning. I asked someone, is it a horror movie? You said no, the first episode was a bit suspenseful, and they were all in love. I believed it, and it was still bloody until the episode of 12. I really wouldn't watch it if you weren't handsome. I had a nightmare last night.

I died when I saw the heroic past of Qingdao. When he comes tomorrow night, please close your eyes and insult Li Xunran. Kkw is in a difficult situation this week. Although I am not a fan, I really can't see good-looking people being abused. What a shame. Good-looking people should be loved and protected by all. Just smile there, no abuse, no bloodshed, no sacrifice!

I began to read the novel "Here he comes, please close your eyes" these two days. I couldn't finish it at once, and I was so scared that I almost couldn't sleep. What a wonderful work. So I dare not watch it again tonight. I think the Japanese reasoning I read is still warm, and the case in Here He Comes is too realistic and cruel. In fact, love mainly exists to satisfy fantasy.

Please close your eyes when he comes, because when I met you, I began to feel lonely. It turned out that there was still something I wanted in this world, and in an instant I realized that I was still alive. Living is really lonely.

Actually, I want to say, please close your eyes when he comes. What moved me most was that Simon came to Yao Jian as soon as he wanted to eat. I want to do the same. Two people worked hard together in other places, rented a relatively close place, and then got together.

Please close your eyes when he comes. Does this Sandra have any acting skills? If the hostess changed, I would especially like to see it!

When you catch up with him, please close your eyes, and you will suddenly find that Wallace Huo is very handsome. Hua used to think he was ordinary. Then I watched his interview and found that he is also a neurotic and autistic person, which is my favorite type. I really have the physique to be attracted to weirdos and attract them at the same time.

Please close your eyes when you want to see him come, but Simon and Yao Jian decided not to see him for fear of contaminating my heart. They were really dissatisfied with Yao Jian's candidate.

9. Here he comes. Please close your eyes. Brother Hua is still suitable for this role, and a funny role like that treasure is not suitable for him at all. The temperament of abstinence is close to one's own breath.

10, ask a question, please close your eyes when he comes. Have you ever promoted that the man is Jin Dong anyway? Is my memory biased? I remember at first I saw it was him. I also said I don't know this man. Moreover, the positioning is an online drama and will not be broadcast on TV. Who are officer Li and the boss? I don't remember. Maybe it's still them. Later, I went to the official version and said that all three people liked it very much and completely forgot what happened before.

1 1. Please close your eyes twice a week when he comes. I'm really looking forward to it. . Now I'm starting to think, and I'm worried that if Archimedes had this rhythm, I wouldn't live directly.

12, I just went to make up for him. Please close your eyes. Then in the fifth episode, the protagonist and the little lieutenant chatted in the sun and then disappeared. What happened? Haunted? I cann't believe there's sound effects ! How horrible! ! And what the hell is the English translation of the title of this play?

13. At first, I saw him coming. Please close your eyes. I'm chasing Wallace Huo and Wang Kaicai. Chasing after me, I found that wealth is my true love.

14, please close your eyes when he comes. Don't be too embarrassed. . . That story and that line are hopeless.

15, please close your eyes when you see him coming. When Li stormed into the warehouse, Xiao Jingyan was all over the screen. Why don't you have brains? Xiao Jingyan, come back to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Such a serious story just brushed me off.

16, the past week was blood shed, but fortunately it's all over. The good actor voted and left with the bullshit manuscript. Today is a warm sun. Please close your eyes when you expect him to come.

17, here he comes, please close your eyes. Wallace Huo's strength is forced, and I am quite useful. I can't say whether the hostess cares or not. The first time I saw Lao Huo who had no sense of cp. The plot and lines are both mv versions of the shame drama.

18 "Please close your eyes when he comes" chased Wang Kaicai, but Li Xunran actually died in the fourteenth episode. Is there a hole in the writer's head? What do I think? I have no confidence to chase!

19, please close your eyes when he comes. Please close your eyes when you see him coming at midnight. It can scare people to death, especially a timid person like me.

When he comes, please close your eyes and finish the trick. Retired veteran cadres are simply drunk, and they like to watch him talk nonsense in all seriousness. The first date is set in the suite, and after the table, I go to bed, which is simple and rude.

2 1. Professor Bo's words thank him for coming, please close your eyes, which is of great help to my postgraduate English! ! ! !

Please close your eyes when he comes. This has been my lifelong regret. I can't regret it from the beginning. Now I can only try to make myself regret in my later years and try to realize what I want. Perhaps this process is difficult, but whose life can be smooth sailing? Look at yourself and the world from another angle, and maybe you will be happier and happier!

23. I have been fascinated by domestic TV series recently. First of all, I pretend to be a pretender. I watched a song in the clouds with dog blood in the middle, and I chased Nirvana in the fire crazily. Now I'm crazy to make it up to him. Please close your eyes. Yan became famous, and Li came again. I was simply fascinated. Wallace Huo pretends to be handsome and cute, even Fu Ouba is handsome and cute, which makes me scream constantly while watching the drama. I can't wait to update. Here he comes. Please close your eyes.

24. Here he comes, please close your eyes! Wallace Huo is really handsome! But this story scares me at night! I never watch this kind of plot, but I still burn the midnight oil to watch Wallace Huo!

25. Look at him coming. Please close your eyes until episode 14. He was really scared to death. He was so scared that a little fear could not be broken.

26. Here he comes. Please close your eyes. Very nice one-step suspense reasoning drama. Watching, your thinking will also be affected, because Simon really makes sense, especially when he analyzes people's psychology, eyes, expressions, language, behavior and movements are all important factors he captures for inference!

27, "He is coming, please close your eyes" looks good! I finally know why others like it so much, so I decided to go back and get Hua.

Quotations from classic love lines in "Late Arriving"

Quotations from classic love lines in "Late Arriving"

1, "Of course I can't be the best person, but I will be the best person; Although I can't be your best person, I will make myself your best person. " -Shanshan's "Here comes Shanshan"

2. Being liked by someone you don't like is far more painful than liking someone who doesn't like you-Gu Man's "Late Arriving"

In fact, we have run a friendship in a loving way. In this friendship, at least he still stands as a friend. As for me, I have blurred friendship and dreamed of love. -Gu Man's "Late Arriving"

4. Sometimes you will get hurt, and sometimes you will inevitably get hurt, so you should learn to think more and feel "late"

In this world, there are too many words from people's mouths in one day. Why should I care what people I don't care about say, as long as people who care about me understand me? Competition in the workplace is inevitable. A straight foot is not afraid of crooked shoes. How do people talk? At that time, the freedom of others and whether I could shut up were all my skills. -Shanshan Xue's "Late Arriving"

6. People are wrong, and there are problems inside and outside-Li Shu's "Late Arrival"

7. I would rather be my own princess than the prince's Cinderella. -Lu, "Late Arriving"

8. I like you. Look at me. Do you like me? Shanshan is coming.

9. I won't let you do nothing again. Shanshan is coming.

10, how much shit do I have to step on silently to accumulate these blessings? -Gu Man's "Late Arriving"

1 1, what can't be sick and what can't be gestured. Shanshan is coming.

12, boss, is supporting death a work-related injury? -Shanshan Xue's "Late Arriving"

13, people say that dreams are the rights of young people and youth is capital. The so-called high-rise building rises from the ground. Shanshan is coming.

14, I've been trying to protect you, but I haven't given you the ability to protect yourself. Shanshan is coming.

15, don't look at what he said, look at what he did. Shanshan is coming.

16, why should I care about what people I don't care about say, as long as people who care about me understand me. -Shanshan Xue's "Late Arrival"

17, I am mainly responsible for making money to support my family, as long as she is responsible. Shanshan is coming.

18, Feng Teng, if one day you have a better choice, you don't need to apologize. Just let me know, and I will leave you without hesitation. -Shanshan "Here comes Shanshan"

19, Shanshan is a small sun full of positive energy. -Shanshan Xue's "Late Arriving"

20. As the lowest-level employee, how can you live without the spirit of Ah Q? -Shanshan Xue's "Late Arriving"

2 1, the world says too much from people in one day. Why should I care what people I don't care about say? As long as people who care about me know me. Shanshan is coming.

22. Yes, this is Shanshan Xue. I have no distinguished family background, top education and nepotism, but besides my special blood type, I still have indomitable enthusiasm and super vitality. Wherever it takes root, it will multiply as quickly as a weed. I want to live in Shanghai. As long as I work hard, the blood cow can make a difference. -Shanshan Xue's "Late Arriving"

23. It's a pity that Harvard graduates choose vegetables, but it's a pity that I choose vegetables? My ten sandy jade fingers will be used to point out my future ambitions. Shanshan is coming.

I want you to know that this fish pond has been contracted by you. Shanshan is coming.

25, reactive power is not rewarded, how can you eat and drink for nothing? My mother said that eating people is short-mouthed and eating soft. Now I have developed horizontally, and everything I do is really listless. -Shanshan Xue's "Late Arriving"

26. Even a simple box lunch will have a different taste as long as you eat it with your heart. -Feng Teng's "Late Arriving"

I believe in miracles, but I don't believe that miracles will happen to me. -Shanshan "Here comes Shanshan"

28. If a man has feelings for a woman, the more sought-after a woman is, the more he cares. -Lu, "Late Arriving"

29. I, I have to eat. If I don't eat, how can I be full of blood? I have to play the boss. Shanshan is coming.

Although you have the ambition to break your leg, I will still feel sorry for you. -Shanshan Xue's "Late Arriving"

3 1, kindness is such a thing that it is not difficult to borrow it again. -Lu, "Late Arriving"

32. Some lovers live like lovers only on this day of the year, and we, on this day, commemorate your parents, and on the rest of the days, we have the same Valentine's Day, okay? Shanshan is coming.

33. This is not an ordinary duck, but a famous brand duck. Do you know famous brands? Very expensive! Shanshan is coming.

I don't have your password, but I can tell you mine. I think I like you-Late Arrived by Sun Changyu.

Shanshan: If one day, you have a better choice, you don't need to apologize. Just let me know, and I will leave you forever. Feng Teng: Are you threatening me? Shanshan: I just want to have dignity when I am abandoned, so I don't have to be so pitiful. Feng Teng: How can I be separated from you? -Gu Man's "Late Arriving"

36. The reason why a man wants to leave you is far more than the truth when chasing you. -Liu Shu's "Late Arriving"

37. My mother said that eating people has a short mouth and taking others soft. Now I am developing horizontally. Shanshan is coming.

38. The worst thing I did was to blur the friendship and fantasize about the "long-overdue" love.

39. I want to be a small sun full of positive energy! Shanshan is coming.

40. Shanshan Xue, your life is big enough. Such a big thorn didn't kill you. Shanshan is coming.

4 1, I am not dissatisfied with Li Shu, but I have a lot of dissatisfaction with Shanshan Xue. -Feng Teng's "Late Arriving"

Even if Feng Teng is a forest, you can't give up many trees for a forest! Shanshan is coming.

43. Manage friendship in a loving way. -Li Shu's "Late Arriving"

44. You once told me that we should try. Now I understand what an attempt is. Shanshan is coming.

45. You are not ashamed to ask others such a thing, but I am ashamed. Shanshan is coming.

46. I am responsible for making money to support my family, and she is responsible. Nothing-Feng Teng's "San San Lai"

47. After four years of training in grabbing food at college reunion, elegance was really a thing of a lifetime ago. -Gu Man's "Late Arriving"

48. But I only drink toasts. Do you want it? -Gu Man's "Late Arriving"

Although work is very important, there are still more important things in this world than work! Shanshan is coming.

50. How long can the sweetness of two of a kind last? Shanshan is coming.

5 1, I have never disliked "here comes the mountain"

Miss, why don't you let my boss insult me? It's easy to choose between a check and pork liver.

53. Help yourself to a meal. What happened? You think you are a diaosi man, and nobody cares. You are Gao Fushuai and a big boss, so it's great to have dinner with you. -Zheng Qi's "Late Arriving"

54. Shanshan Xue, don't you know how to catch big fish with a long line? Shanshan is coming.

Li Shu: "Do you think we can still be friends?" Chess Shuai: "Of course, I have been doing very well." Shanshan is coming.

56. Is it so difficult to eat a good meal? -Feng Teng's "Late Arriving"

57. I won't make the same mistake again-Feng Teng's "San San Lai"

58. Shanshan is a small sun full of positive energy. Shanshan is a small sun, full of positive energy. Shanshan is coming.

59. Love began to play out in our story, writing down emotional chapters bit by bit. Shanshan is coming.

60. My mother said: You get something for nothing, you get a short hand and a short mouth. You see, I have developed horizontally ... "Here comes Shanshan"

6 1, Shanshan Xue, come on, it's finally here.

Finally, Miss Feng, I propose a toast to you. Shanshan is coming.

63. It is said that love is really great, but the love of Big boss is too great.

64. If two people are together, it is unnecessary to like "coming late" if it is not appropriate.

65. "All's well that ends well for lovers." "Should I say you are open-minded or optimistic?" "You should say I dare to face the reality" and "I'm here"

Conan's classic quotations