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Tell 520 girls 520 love.

1, four reasons for being in a bad mood recently: the stock is falling every day, the number of football lottery issues has not been won, the position has not been raised for several years, and the beautiful girlfriend has run away!

Flowers are appreciated, and girls are born to be loved. Love needs our care, marriage needs our management, I am bullied by you, and you make me feel distressed.

4. "The green scorpion lingers in my heart." I wish I was the scorpion in your heart at that time. However, I was born with an average appearance and limited talent, so it is difficult to be your dream lover. At this moment, a small message is not accidental, but proves that my love for you will never waver!

If I fall in love with someone, I will be desperate, yes, I will give everything.

6. A casual encounter, you and I met in that lonely street. At that time, I didn't know about love, only that with you, my quiet life began to have color. That sincere concern opened the fog of my growth. Looking back on the memories, I know that I have loved you deeply for a long time. I hope I can accompany you all my life, describe the long-awaited Penglai, and hope to prove my true love with you on earth.

7. Thank God, thank the earth and thank fate for letting us meet.

8. You fell in love with my bed with your heart, but let me send you my thoughts. You gave me your love and your ill feelings, but you buried my infatuation. I don't want to feel sorry for you, I just want to be crazy about you, and I want to build a bridge for you and me with true love.

9. If I can, I'd rather go back to the past and love you better than let you worry about me all day. If it is a dream, I would rather not wake up in that dream now until the future, just because you are with me in the dream!

10, this blessing comes from true love and drives away all the sadness for you; This sincere arrival, because of the self-care, has removed the haze in your heart. My love will always be there for you.

1 1, love is flying, my heart is drunk, and I miss your tears; Deep feelings, stormy, how much friendship in my heart; It is missing, it is missing, and the memories are full of peace of mind; Happiness road, love field, always with you.

12, I want to breathe, I want to breathe, I want to leave you, my heart is always so painful and tired when I miss you, but I always feel heartache when I think of your sweetness. Falling in love with you makes me crazy. Please love me and give me air.

13, once, who hasn't once? Recalling the past, several times is unbearable! Although the past was so heartbreaking, I feel happy when I think of you!

The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

15, occasionally a little grumpy, that's because I care about you.

16, the biggest sorrow in life is that you are not good-looking or ugly, otherwise you can be an online celebrity player and find a handsome boyfriend. Life is so hard, why abuse single dog for 520 years?

17, I support you with my whole life. I just hope you will stop looking around.

18. Speak out if you want to say I love you.

19, I'm sure, it was you who kept me awake. Your face was in my mind all night.

20. Happy Hermit: Once a romantic morning, once a sunset, once a stream forest, once a smile and tears, once an unforgettable memory, precipitated in the dust of the years. May you, who once loved, remain the happiest person! Not bad!

2 1, you are a cigarette, I am a fire, you need it, I don't hide; You are a flower, I am fat, you are beautiful, I follow; You are a ship, I am a sail, you set sail and I am ahead; You are a vegetable, I am rice, you sacrifice, I will accompany you!

22. Some people say that one should not always make mistakes in one place. However, for you, I made countless mistakes in the same place. It was wrong to leave you before; It is wrong to leave you to find someone new; It's still wrong to find a new person to text you! All these mistakes are just because I love you so much! Far away, I hope you will be happy forever, and I love you forever!

I love you not because I need you, but because I love you.

24, send you a love elixir, sincere, gentle, respectful, considerate, considerate, take health as a medicine guide, take it gently, and the dose is not limited. Long-term use can grow old together.

Give love a pair of wings and let her fly! Let love become an angel and bring sunshine! Let the words in my heart turn into continuous raindrops and nourish lovely flowers! Since you answered the first two wishes with a smile, please accept my love!

26. No matter how good the screen name is, it will also be lost to remarks. No matter how good feelings are, they will lose time.

27. At 520 today, I wanted to send a negative energy segment to pollute my circle of friends. I didn't expect it to be appropriate, so I decided to send a selfie: I am me, fireworks of different colors.

28. My only key is my paranoid and passionate love for you.

I miss you all the time, and my heart is full of love for you. The heart that loves you has not changed. I think you love you and dream that you are infatuated with you. I hope you know my wish: hand in hand for life!

30. Through the crack of the door, I heard the voice of love.

Talk about the domineering of 520. Talk about the domineering of 520.

1, bored at night, I'll send you a text message; If you are angry, please throw away your mobile phone!

2, everyone has their own bottom line, above which I can tolerate, but once touched in place, there is nothing you can't think of that I can't do.

3. Am I poisonous? Am I calculating? Am I hypocritical? I can't fool you if I don't do this!

4, I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502, a drop forever, only three seconds, never part.

I didn't say I don't ask, I mean I don't care.

6. Every year, 520 is a "confession day". The biggest difference between diaosi and Gao Fushuai is that Gao Fushuai can easily finish the last two thirds, while diaosi can only finish the first two thirds.

7. Cui, I will write your name 227 times and do anything for you. I love you. After 520, I will kiss you!

8. I acted like a 250 before 520 days.

9. From 99 (for a long time) to 520 (I love you) and then to 13 14 (for life).

10, the person who has been clamoring for you to leave may not be willing to let you leave, maybe he is begging you to stay in his heart.

1 1, just be happy, there is nothing to care about, anyway, none of us want to leave this world alive.

12, it turns out that not everyone tells you 520, but you care too much about winning or losing when you play with scissors, rock and paper, and you don't see his mood.

13, some people say that I am shameless, joking, and I am reluctant to part with such a beautiful face.

14, if you want to express today's success, you must have two conditions: one is to say, and the other is to take off. (Eleven paintings of chrysanthemums)

15 and 520 can last 1 day, but only 1 minute in a lifetime. Isn't that ironic?

16. If you like someone, you go after her. If you can't catch it, keep chasing. If you can't catch them, you will break their legs.

17, I am willing to wronged myself, the only reason is that I love you deeply.

18. If I had known it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, I would have had a doll kiss.

19, I love him, I have loved him for 3 years, and I have always been his beauty. I will confess after 520!

If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

2 1, suitable for meeting the person who can let you go.

22. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy Valentine's Day on the Internet!

23, ten thousand people chase, it is better to hurt one person; One person knows better than ten thousand people.

24,520, I love you, or I don't want you.

25. Boys are naturally shy. The confession is written on a piece of paper: 520xx 14. (I love you all my life) When the note came back, it said (520+1314) ×10. The boy was ecstatic. The female classmate said coldly, "The calculation result is 18340 (a fan killed you)."

Remember, firstly, I am always right, and secondly, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

27. If you love someone deeply, you will get drunk. Hating someone will break your heart; The most painful thing is waiting! I don't know how long you will wait for me, but I know I will wait for you all my life!

28. I have ten thousand reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you.

29, the mouth of the mud nest is short! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud!

30. I don't want to be a female hooligan under siege, but none of you treat me like a little girl.

Tell me about 520.

1. Sometimes, you have to pretend to be happy just to prevent others from asking, "What's wrong with you?"

There are so many places around a person, and you can give so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in and have to leave.

3, you must understand: you can't keep the person who wants to leave, you can't wake the person who pretends to sleep, and you can't touch the person who doesn't love you.

4, the age that should have been playing, but how preoccupied, the youth that should have been indulged, but how can it only be resigned.

Love is like a cup of milk coffee, which floats sweetly outside, floats sweetly on the surface, contains sourly, sinks to the bottom, and you are vaguely reflected in the coffee.

6. In order to pursue the person I like, I am willing to give up everything, but will she accept my love after I give up everything?

7. Every time you talk about someone, you will lose a friend. Falling in love is like gambling. If you win, you will lose your life and you will have no friends.

8. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

9. Love is simple, sometimes just a glass of water. As long as there is love, whoever occupies the external things, those who make love extremely grand, must not really love each other.

10, the deepest injury in this world is not betrayal, not disgust, but gradual indifference after extreme love.

1 1. I tried my best to make everyone happy, but I forgot how to laugh.

12 We always promised the wrong person at the right time, but rejected the right person at the wrong time.

13, you praised me for being invulnerable. In fact, I have laughed through my heart.

14, lamenting the good acting skills, even if the heart is shaking badly, the expression is perfect without any waves.

15, when I was a child, I felt that bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, I cried first. I didn't know until I grew up that tears actually hurt more than blood.

16, whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again.

17, you can escape a lot, except fate. Can change a lot, except fate. You can give up a lot, except memory. You can forget a lot, except yourself.

18, when I felt farthest from my friend, I saw her wearing clothes you had never seen before and taking photos with others where you were not there.

19, forgetting words means that the top is dead and the bottom is heart. Who do you want to forget? I'll never forget it until I die.

20. Just because you cry doesn't mean you are really compassionate. Just because I smile doesn't mean everything is fine.

2 1, at the beginning, we knew there would always be a closing.

22. Please don't make me mention you in front of others, add a "once".

23. Sometimes, what we miss is not time, but feeling.

24. If what you gave me was also given to others, I would rather not.

He didn't reply to your message because he had more important people to accompany.

26. I used to think people would cry when they were most desperate. Later, I learned that the silence with empty eyes is the real heart death.

27. It turns out that I am the kind of person who walks blindfolded on the edge of a cliff and is still in high spirits.

28. Every disappointment is defeated by three words "I thought".

29, you promised everything, but gave nothing; I promised nothing, but I gave you everything.

30, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

3 1, I love your money, but I love your people more.

32. Love hasn't gone yet, and the day lies on a high pillow; The most painful thing is exams and tests. I felt a lot of pressure at that time. In retrospect, it was nothing more than how big it was.

33. Some opportunities come only once in a lifetime. If you miss them, you will miss them. Even if you go back, it is no longer what it used to be, whether it is people or things.

34. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.

35. Leaving makes things simple, people become kind, and like children, we start over.

36. Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. Everything is like a misplaced painting. Everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly stretches and staggered bit by bit. Perhaps, we should really forget those interlaced things.

37. My heart is tired to a certain extent, and I don't even have the strength to be angry and care.

38. Some things are suddenly figured out after repeated disappointments, while others are suddenly underestimated after repeated seeing.

39. The difference between you and me is probably that when playing hide and seek, I will worry if I can't find you. If you can't find me, you will go home.

40. We are too young to know that the future will be so long that I will forget you and like someone again just like I liked you at the beginning.

4 1, I smile. Whenever I am sad or happy, I only smile.

42. Love is like a rubber band, and the last person to let go is always hurt.

43. He will leave me. What I have now will be what I will lose forever.

44. In life, people keep leaving or entering. So what you see and what you can't see; Remember, forget. In life, there are gains and losses, so the invisible is seen; Forgot, remember. However, does the invisible mean existence? Remember, will it never disappear?

45. Don't blame others for being cold to you. You are nothing in other people's hearts.

Talk about 520 qq space, love and complete works.

It's okay to part ways. We will meet again sooner or later. Don't forget that the earth is round.

Second, in fact, some things are doomed to be fruitless. But we must fight for it.

If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love. *

Thinking of you has become my daily compulsory course. You must remember to love me.

Fourth, dad is superman, time, don't hit him,

V-QL- that's impossible unless I die.

Sixth, the initial highest state of crying is no tears.

Maybe time and distance can really destroy feelings.

Eight, the wise man's mouth is hidden in his heart, and the fool's heart is in his mouth.

It's okay to part ways. We will meet again sooner or later. Don't forget that the earth is round.

-in fact, hooliganism is also a kind of temperament.

Even if the world gives you a thousand cries, you should find a thousand reasons to smile.

Forget it. If you can go on, go on. If not, say goodbye. It's not like you can't live without men.

I only have one father, so don't worry about him. Come to me if you are unhappy.

Actually, I know I like you, but I just can't say it.

Fourteen, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest.

Fifteen, do it with him, love it and get out of here *

Sixteen, although I know I'm just a substitute, I still like it.

Seventeen, life, it is a painful life, life is worse than death.

Eighteen, I especially want to know whose name I will shout when I drink too much.

Nineteen, I am not a generous person, and I never want to share my people with others.

Dad is ordinary, but he is my hero.

2 1. My heart has been scarred. Please don't hurt him again.

22. You think you have a good figure, but have you ever heard the saying that you have a big chest and no brain?

Twenty-three, in your eyes, it seems that I interpret narcissism very well. -Letter of credit

24. If you still remember the silence at the beginning when you first called ta, please turn around.

Twenty-five, a day is very short, laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy.

Twenty-six, all poisons do not invade, one snake and one scorpion are invincible. Do you think that's me?

Twenty-seven, if I tell you I love you-will you say you love me?

When I was a child, the old man took my hand and I thought he would not leave.

Twenty-nine, the most cruel thing is to watch you lie. You have the face to lie, and I have the face to believe it.

I miss the person who loves you deeply.

Thirty-one, I know I am not good enough, I know I am willful, but this is me, the truest me.

32. If you fall, you will see a world different from the ground.

Thirty-three, a long time may not give birth to love, but it will definitely meet people's hearts, and sometimes I am afraid that time will tell the truth.

Dad is a good man. Don't hurt him at the age of 34.

Self-deception, I can never do it.