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Talk about the mood of carsickness
First, I'm always excited before I come out to play, but I'm depressed as soon as I get out of the door and get off the bus. Carsick! Usually there is no exercise, physical fitness is not good, and going out is a torment. I've never been used to staying in a hotel, and there's no better place than my own kennel. Besides, management is really important. It's so irritating for freshmen in shangrao normal to get insurance. The first one is the scenery behind the toilet in Shangrao service area of expressway.
I arrived early in the morning and got carsick, but the rain stopped. There is no need to rearrange the position. Although I am very tired, the pig next to me is asleep now.
Third, as always, carsick, you may have told me too much, and I have experienced some truth myself, so you don't have to worry, I will understand after learning the lesson. Don't offend others, but you can't wronged yourself. Who but your parents will have a bad temper? If I could start over, I would never let myself become what I am today.
Fourth, it's totally useless to get carsick and doze off all the way. This is just a drag.
5. Does anyone watch the speed advance? Don't talk about their spinning project, I'm dizzy. I get dizzy as soon as I turn around. I get carsick and seasick. Swing will make you dizzy, and so will pirate ships. I can't even play the transition events in the amusement park. It's a genetic defect, and neither can my father. I hope you can sympathize with me in the future.
6. This kind of motionless traffic jam is good, at least it won't get carsick.
Seven, can't stand the temptation of my dad to go out to play again and commit suicide, carsick, faint, coma.
Eight, it is about to usher in the eleventh small holiday, and I plan to go out to play happily, but the child motion sickness makes you sad. Take the kids. It's really hard to see him. You can't bear to leave your child and go by yourself; Give up the plan, it's a pity for such a good opportunity.
Nine, my baby Doudou, only two months old, studied for three days and went to the place designated by Ma Ma to urinate. He also knows that he pushed the bowl he had eaten in front of Ma Ma. Today, the baby may be angry with his mother, and the dog is a little carsick after vaccination. After he came back from a pet shop for half an hour, Doudou lay prone on the ground. I told him to ignore me. The boss said that after I left, he kept yelling, eating and playing. My little angel mother will always be with you.
I got carsick when I came back by bus today. Then the male god said that carsickness doesn't matter. Just slept for a while, and then he slept all the way alone.
1 1. Suddenly I thought of a former gay friends. The only special thing is that everyone has the habit of eating sugar because of carsickness.
Twelve, motion sickness is a boring thing. My stomach is empty. I can't believe I threw up all my bile. Today is directly the rhythm of death, and I can't eat anything.
Thirteen, after work, I played with Yuki to build a super-fast nimbus, and I actually got carsick! I'm very hungry.
Fourteen, by dinner time, my mother earnestly advised Nini to go home and stop playing rustling! Finally got on the battery car. Yes, Nini felt very comfortable in the windy battery car, and then she said to her mother, I won't get carsick in this car!
I feel carsick on an empty stomach. You can't blame me for braking too hard, sister.
Sixteen, take the bus for the first time after graduation. I haven't been carsick for a long time, but my adaptability is ok. Now I don't feel sick. Great! This is because there are so many cars to and from work every day!
Seventeen, shameless, really shameless. Just because you don't live doesn't mean others should suffer with you! I got carsick yesterday and asked you for leave. I was dizzy and didn't sleep well all night. This morning, I finally fell asleep and woke up. I just lay down. Wake me up in the morning so that I can do a job that anyone can do! I want to ask you, do you still have a face? ! I am in the lion's cave. I can't figure it out. Where is my roommate?
18. I arrived smoothly. I was tired on the road all day. The tinnitus of the plane is terrible. Fortunately, it's only two hours, and I feel a little carsick.
19. Some things you have to choose to experience alone, just like you get carsick. Some people say that talking to you distracts your attention. Some people bring you a lot of food, telling you that it won't hurt. People tell you to close your eyes, sleep and wake up. But in the end, you still choose to wear headphones to listen to music and quietly look at the cars coming and going outside the window, because you clearly know that a person's road is practical.
Twenty, after eating the last hawthorn roll brought back from home, what should I do if I feel carsick and want to vomit in the future?
Twenty-one, you get carsick when you get stuck in traffic. I took a taxi for half an hour this time, and I actually fainted. Is it because you are in a bad mood?
Twenty-two, a seafood dinner. But because of carsickness, I vomited very little. Then I ate some fruit. Great, my face is allergic.
Twenty-three, today is my birthday! I was so tired that I fell asleep when I went back to the dormitory! Cheer up and send blessings! I didn't stop from 7 am to 9 pm. It's all mental activity. I get carsick all the time by bus! When I was a child, my leg hurt again in autumn! The whole class tomorrow morning! Only the plants accidentally discovered in the Book of Songs can arouse my interest!
Twenty-four, since the school changed the electric bus to the city, I began to get carsick. At first, I thought it was not a bus. I thought it was because I was unwell during that time. When you are serious, you can't help but feel sick when you get off the bus. Later, I got off the bus and found that I was still fine. After doing too much, I always hear people say that I am carsick and sick. I thought it was the air conditioner of the new car. Now I leave the window open every time, but it's still useless. What is the reason?
Twenty-five, the bus driver said that 18 degree air conditioning can cure carsickness, but I just want to say that I am cold!
Twenty-six, you said that you said that fifth-grade students are so difficult to learn. Why do carsick girls try to cheer up and prepare lessons? I love learning, and learning makes me happy.
Twenty-seven, I heard that the expressway from Lijiang to Lugu Lake has been opened, and it will only take two and a half hours in the future. Although I can arrive soon, I am very happy and a little worried that the people will bring pollution to the open society, which is not so pure. The two-day trip was almost bumpy on the mountain road, but surprisingly, the rugged mountain road didn't make me carsick. Seeing the real mountain is a great experience.
Twenty-eight, the annual school season, similar scenes, children and parents have their own ideas and expectations. Check in, pay the fee, register the key, help the children clean up the dormitory, buy all kinds of buy buy, settle down and place an order, experience a student meal, and then go home reluctantly and start over. Mom has to endure crazy carsickness all the way, and she has to work hard to do what she should do when she arrives at her destination! Remember today, son, it's up to you in four years!
Twenty-nine, dragging a sleepy, tired and carsick body back just to be with you, even for a moment, and finally leaving helplessly. Although I know this is against ethics, I really hope you can be gentle with me. When can you be gentle with me? Tell me gently one day, where do I rank? I'm not lying in your heart.
At first, I would wonder if I could go abroad. I am so tired, and I am not very good at learning languages. Then I'll think it's useless if I don't go abroad. Do you want to die? I can't lose face after paying so much tuition. I need my own honey juice to be confident.
Thirty-one, I remember when I was in college 20 years ago, I got off the train to welcome the freshmen in the physical education department. I squeezed into a crowded bus and ran to the student apartment on Liu Yi Road. Because of carsickness, I got off the bus and cried with a small tree on the roadside. How can there be so many seniors?
Thirty-two, I always like to sit by the window by bus. I used to get carsick, but now I just want to see the scenery outside the window. You will feel that time is flowing. This is not a fleeting feeling, but I am sighing about my stillness and its running at the moment. You think a lot. In short, you will smile at the last moment, as if nothing had happened, and a person can be fine.
This carsickness medicine is very effective, and I am covered in blood again.
It's funny to find yourself carsick while practicing driving.
Funny talk about finding yourself carsick after driving practice (I) 1. Correct! Go back to the right! You can't remember how many times you hit yourself.
2. People who are not nervous about having children are nervous about taking subject 2, and the logic is broken.
I passed the exam in subject 2, and I cried after the exam.
I passed the exam five times for the third time, and I will never touch the car unless I have to.
As the saying goes, dust to dust, dirt to dirt, don't mention mom when swearing: touching porcelain dogs, square dancing, driving school coach 250.
6. I failed the first exam. Coach: I don't blame your poor driving skills, but our coach is worthless.
7. I practiced piling again and suddenly heard the coach say, "Where are you going?" My heart tightened, so I rushed in the opposite direction to play. I heard the coach say, "Where are you going to play?" ! "I'm nervous again, turn it off, depressed. Looking back, the coach is training students in another car.
8. You drove my Volkswagen out of the sound of a sports car!
9. I tied a piece of meat to the front of the car, and the dog drives better than you!
10. After successfully getting on the bus, a candidate sat in the driver's seat and lit a fire. After stepping on the accelerator to check the instrument, he said to the examiner, "Report to the examiner that the instrument is normal and request to take off." (It is estimated that candidates have the ideal of being a pilot since childhood. After listening, the examiner calmly replied: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high voltage ahead."
1 1. "Why are you driving so fast? I want to see MM on the roadside. No wonder I can't find a wife ... Are you raising fish in your mind again? "
12. nightmare news: I don't want to learn to drive, I don't want to learn to drive.
13. Poor throttle control when driving. Coach: You're kicking me out of Ferrari's auditory effect.
14. The coach shouted, "Put your head out, put your head out! Brake! Brake quickly! One day my car will be scrapped by you! "
15. Learning to drive without words is really the most negative thing I have experienced since I was a child.
Funny story about finding yourself carsick after driving practice (Part II) 16. Before the road test, I carefully reviewed all the procedures for fear of missing anything: reporting when getting on the bus, checking rearview mirrors and instruments, observing the left and right road conditions when changing lanes, honking the horn when crossing stations and intersections, and observing that the traffic in the rear does not exceed 12 seconds ... I got on the bus with confidence and pretended. Oh, my God, I forgot to fasten my seat belt!
17. On a long trip, the coach asked me to finish the test and practice the car. When I went downhill, I kept saying "Come on, come on". I muttered in frustration: "How to go down the mountain to refuel?" ? Coach, aren't you afraid of death? "The coach said," I'm not afraid. I'm ready to jump. "
18. The road said, "You drive, I sleep." When dumping the pile, he said, "You pour it, I'll pee."
19. Dare not learn, for fear of being scolded by the coach.
20. I became completely invincible after learning to drive for three days: after all, those sunscreens were paid by mistake.
2 1. coach: Yes, you can follow this idea. If you take the exam, you will be deducted at most 100.
22. Are you trying to film me by stepping on the brakes like this?
23. I'm dying. I'm going to take subject two early tomorrow morning. I was going to practice driving today, but it rained heavily. Look at the weather It will also rain heavily tomorrow. ...
24. Grabbing grass, this horse was killed by the right steering wheel and returned to the warehouse with full marks. Ma Jie must have passed the second subject, saying that he was not as good as a horse.
25. I finally got subject two today! It's not easy for a fool like me.
For your future safety, learning to drive is actually going to be scolded. No matter how heavy your mouth is, I will never move. Maybe I can take this opportunity to exercise my little heart, so that I can make bold moves in society in the future. There are friends who have never learned to drive. When you meet such a coach, you will follow!
27. When can menstruation come? I have to take the second exam today. My mother is crazy about so many koi fish. Is this an unexpected good thing?
28. There is a piece of meat on the steering wheel, and the dog can drive better than you!
29. I heard my uncle tell a joke when he was taking the car test (years ago): At that time, everyone tried their best to please the examiner and used all bt tricks. One got on the bus, didn't light the fire first, and smirked at the examiner around him. The examiner smiled and asked him what he was smirking about. He said: I think you look like my uncle ... the examiner is unconscious.
30. Report to the coach that everything is ready and request to take off.
Say it when you are in a bad mood, and say it when you are lost.
1. At that time, your name was also in my textbook. Then the book disappeared, and you don't know where you went.
2. I had a good life afterwards, but occasionally I regret not having your company.
You say you like rain, but you take an umbrella when it rains. You say you like sunshine, but when it is sunny, you hide in a cool place. You say you like the wind, but when it is windy, you close the window. That's why I'm afraid. You said you liked me, too.
4. The spare tire is the spare tire. If you don't love, you can wait for many years to explain. Talk about taking pictures when you are depressed.
Give me an invitation when you get married. I have seen you happy, sad, gentle and angry. Finally, I just want to see what you don't belong to me.
6. Nobody likes loneliness, but they don't like disappointment.
7. Later, I turned to two worlds. Later, you didn't stay, and I didn't look back, so I lived my whole life, and I was fine.
A word of lost mood. Say a word with a lost heart.
1, give me a reason to forget you, forget the past, forget everything.
2. Later, you were black and blue and didn't come back.
Since I can't touch you, I'll let myself go.
Autumn rain is not as delicate and gentle as spring rain, nor as bold and warm as summer rain, but it is so quiet and elegant. In the autumn rain, I experienced a smoky gloom, a crystal clear and refreshing. That is a shy little girl, shy but so quietly listening to my heart.
5. The desolation of the oath word by word. Perhaps, the more I think about it, the more confused I feel.
6. It turns out that eternity is just a misunderstanding.
7. Without your city, I am like a person without love. When I miss you very much, I will call your name quietly and gently. I love you! This is my lifelong commitment!
8. Spring rain, like spun silk, is light and thin, like a kind of wet smoke. It has no shape, no noise, and moistens the earth gently.
9. Buddha said, looking back 500 times in the past life, in exchange for passing by in this life. If so, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you, and I can tell you that I really want to love you.
10, the first time I saw you, my mind was like boiling water pouring red wine, and I was slightly excited. Life without you is like potato chips without ketchup. I hope you can understand my heart.
1 1. I want to find a reason to forget and an excuse to give up, but I don't know where to start.
12, sometimes it's not that I don't trust you, it's just that I care more than others and I'm more afraid of losing you.
13, once fascinated, it is a sentient being, once awakened, it is a Buddha. Ma tiancheng
14, I wanted to accompany you to your old age, but I forgot to ask you if you would like to.
15, eat, I want it; Being thin is also what I want; You can't have both until I finish eating.
16, I envy many people because their company is long enough and true enough.
17, he said we would never part, but he left me.
18, tell insomnia to stop it, others have been sleeping for so long.
19, wrong love, I like shoes that are not suitable, but my feet hurt when I wear them, so I threw them away.
20, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.
2 1, Buddha said: Fate falls from the sky, and fate comes from people to themselves. If you plant it as a cause, you reap it as a result, and everything is created by your mind.
I don't know whether I should stay in my memory with you or go back to reality to live without you.
23. In life, you need to cherish what you have, appreciate what you have gone through and forget what you have missed. Whether it is moving or static in life, it is not extreme, it is not alarmist, and it is appropriate to move or be static. This is the measure of life, with pastoral in mind and world in eyes.
24. The so-called review is to confirm that you won't. Really can't.
25, clear water into the throat, I miss you, don't go, swear never to look back.
26. Sometimes when we communicate, we will unconsciously use some negative, imperative or up-and-down ways of speaking, such as "You are wrong, you are wrong, you can't say that" or "Alas, I have told you many times, you can't do that! Why are you so stupid that you won't listen to what I tell you?
27. We looked at each other through the fog of rain and tears, but we didn't have the courage to promise again. But, dear, I still ask you not to cry. After all, tears can never pour out rootless love.
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