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Gunmen, whales and birds

Whales and birds

Birds fly and whales dive.

Riding on the wind, accompanied by rain and dew, they are in love with each other and last forever in the sea and the mainland.

"Joseph!" I heard a heartfelt greeting from a distance. Joseph, who was arranging party drinks, looked back and saw a man in a pink beach shirt and golden sunglasses waving to this side. "Long time no see!"

Joseph waved the people around him to continue to prepare, and turned back and said, "Domo, long time no see."

The man named Domo rushed to Joseph's side and hooked his shoulder. "I have been waiting for this celebration for a long time. God knows how much sand I ate for this task! " I urgently need a B52- cocktail you mixed, and then some beautiful girls will soothe my nerves! "

Joseph's mouth twitched slightly, and his eyes glanced at the girl who looked like a minor standing behind Domo at some point. It's Domo's partner Royer. "Domo, shouldn't you be with Royer?"

"what! ? Impossible! " Tamar exaggerated exclaimed, "Royer is not like a girl at all! The girl in my heart should be gentle, lovely and considerate! How can she be a violent madman who burns people with muskets! "

"Tama ..." Joseph looked at Royer behind Tamar, looking like he had crashed into the dye vat. Red, orange, red, green and blue all appear again.

"Don't interrupt me!" Tamar completely ignored Joseph's eyes, and he was already immersed in Royer's spit. "You don't know! Royer almost buried me alive in the mission that just ended! I just said that her hair is like grass in the sea! God knows how stupid she looked at that time! "

"Domo ..." When Domo gasped, Joseph cut in. "You should look behind you."

"What? Behind? " Tamar some tybalt slain, and then turned to look at the past, "is there anything behind me? I ... whoa ... whoa ... whoa ... * *! Roya. When did you come? Oh! Roy, your bathing suit is really beautiful today. I will give you 100 points! " Domo put on a fake smile. Well, it would be more perfect if he ignored the panic in his eyes and his hands dancing in the air.

"Joseph ~" Royer smiled as sweet as the peach liqueur just made. "I just saw Radwa have something to ask you. Can you please go and have a look? "

"Of course! I'll go right away! " Joseph ignored the distress signal in Tamar's eyes, and the speed at which he quit at this moment surprised the passers-by nearby.

"Well ..." Domo rubbed his hands in Royer with a wry smile. "I think Joseph seems a little busy. I'll help. I'll be right back. "

Just as Tamar was about to run away with oil on her feet, Royer grabbed the hat of Tamar's pink coat. "It doesn't matter, Nicky is there, it doesn't matter. Dear Tamar, your pink coat is also very handsome today. "

"I ... I ... I, thank you."

"You're welcome ~" Royer casually pulled out a golden snake stick. "We still have a lot to say, don't we?"

"You ... you ... you, have something to say, put down your weapon!"

"Anyway, you also said I was a violent maniac, so I must do my best, don't you think so? Mr. Domo? " Royer raised his snake stick and tapped Rama's carefully managed hairstyle.

"ah!"

"I told you to call me a violent maniac!"

"wow! Pain! "

"I told you, I always set people on fire!"

"My hairstyle!"

"My hair makes you laugh happily, right? ? "

"ah! Don't hit your face! "

"I'm stupid, right? ? "

"I tell you! If you hit me again, you will turn your face! "

"Turn against? ! I heard that you want to turn against me! " Royer threw away the snake stick and pulled out a bigger orange air hammer from a strange place.

"No ... no ... don't! It will kill people! " Domo's face has turned pale.

"It doesn't matter, Nicky is here, and no one will die!" Royer's hammer hit Domo's head. With Domo's terrible scream, Royer happily abandoned the air hammer, straightened out the folds of his clothes, and skipped away from the scene of "abandoning the body".

"I ... won't ... let ... you ..." Domo lay on the beach like a defeated ostrich.

"Yes, it's a pity." Joseph saw that it had calmed down here and turned back. "Can I help you?"

"no!" Domo looked at Joseph angrily. "This is unforgivable betrayal! You actually helped that crazy girl! "

"Does Royer need a drink?" Joseph looked behind Domo.

"Royal! I was wrong! Please be a lot of adults! Forgive me! " Hearing Joseph's greetings, Tamar turned and bowed down for two and a half weeks with a difficulty of 65,438+000 points to apologize. However, after waiting for a long time, Tamar didn't hear Royer's voice. When Tamar opened his eyes, all he could see was Joseph's face and his empty back.

"Almost! Arthur. Husband! "

"Domo, you are always like this." Joseph reached out to grab Domo and help him clean the dust. "Why do you always make Royer angry?"

"Joseph, I thought you wouldn't find out." Tamar paused, then smiled. "If you have a girl you like, you will do the same. Royer is a very good girl, but she always hides her heart, and her self-esteem is unwilling to accept all your so-called enlightenment. "

"In fact, your behavior is obvious. You make her happy in this way? This is stupid. "

"Stupid?" Domo smiles very handsome, and the sun shines on his hair like a layer of broken gold. "Love always makes people lose their minds, doesn't it?"

"Will you feel sad? I am hated by the girl I like. "

"Of course." Domo turned and walked back. "But it doesn't matter when I see Royer laughing very relaxed."

"Even if you let yourself be black and blue?"

"Who knows?" Domo's voice faded away.

"..." Joseph watched Domo's figure fade away and smiled at the stall behind him. "Royer, this is the truth you want. Domo never hated you. "

Royer came out from behind the compartment next to Joseph, but now her face is full of tears.

"I think you have a lot to say to him at the celebration tonight, don't you?" Joseph took a towel from his arms and handed it to Roy. "Wipe it clean and let him see your best side."

"Thank you, Joseph." Roy's smile is even more beautiful this time, just like a girl of this age should be beautiful.

For calypso, summer is the most suitable season to relax. Especially the swimsuit she just bought, she is going to be the "party queen" in this year's celebration. Without Philandia and Nicky, that would be the perfect celebration.

Of course, this is just Carly Thorpe's imagination.

"Lee ~ Lee ~" disgusting voice with goose bumps came from Carly. "Let's go diving."

Carly Thorpe's face was clouded in an instant, and she reflexively grabbed the knife used to divide the fruit on the passing waiter's plate. "Fei landia! Don't call me in that disgusting tone and weird address in public! "

"Li ..." Philandia looked at the knife that was only half an inch from her throat. "calypso"

"If you have something to say, just say it!"

"Obviously, the name' Lily' is super nice." Filandia's tone is full of grievances. In Carly Thorpe's eyes, she is simply a defeated dog who can't have sex.

"Dia, I told you, you can call me' Lily', but that's when it's just the two of us in private." Carly Thorpe took back the knife and stood on tiptoe helplessly, as if to comfort a child and let the messy hair on Philandia's forehead spread out. "You always call me that, regardless of the occasion."

"I know!" Ferrandia pushed Carly Thorpe's hand away. "Obviously Radwa told me that Nicky's favorite is his nickname."

"What kind of nickname can a woman with two words have?" Kalipso seems to be at odds with Nikki by nature. "Older women are like fools when they fall in love."

"You always do this to Nicky." Philandia is a little helpless. Only now Calypso mythology is more like a little girl than an assassin in the shadow on the battlefield. "She is obviously very friendly to us."

"Yes, very good." Calypso waved his hands. "Like a nagging mother!"

"Little Carly, I heard it ~" A mature female voice suddenly came from behind Carly Thorpe. "It is a bad habit to speak ill of others behind their backs."

"Hello, Sister Nicky ~" I'm Philandia.

"Hello, Aunt Nikki ~" This is Carly Pousso, who stepped on Philandia by the way. "Don't mess up!"

Standing behind Carly Thorpe is Nicky, whom Philandia just mentioned. She is also the doctor of their organization. It goes without saying that the muscle uncle standing next to Nicky is Nicky's fiance-Radwa.

"Little Carly is really naughty," Nicky's mouth twitched slightly. "Do I look old? This is called the charm of adults, but Carly is still' small' and doesn't understand the world of adults. Is this also true? "

Calypso recognized Nicky's implication and subconsciously compared their figures. "Thank you for your teaching." Carly Thorpe shouted out the word "aunt" with a heavy voice.

"Nicky" Radwa felt a little bad and glanced at the dull Philandia next to him. "I think we can go to Joseph's bar for a drink."

"Yes, Carly Purso." Filandia, who knew Radwa's eyes for a second, also said, "We agreed to go diving today yesterday."

"Shut up!" At this moment, Carly Thorpe and Nicky were unexpectedly unified, and Laudervo and Philandia were choked by saliva.

Radwa propped up his forehead and felt a little troublesome. He glanced at Ferrandia. What should I do?

How should I know! Fei landia stared back. "Can't you see that I can't even participate in the conversation?"

Let them make a scene. Radwa's eyes dimmed, and he resigned himself to fate.

Philandia looked at calypso and Nicky who were about to go to war, and chose to accept their fate.

"It's a world of young people." Laudervo and Philandia were patted on the shoulder at the same time. Looking back, they saw makarov wearing beach pants and sunglasses, with an iced drink in one hand and a casual face.

"Uncle, it's you." Philandia's life with dead fish eyes is beyond love.

"makarov, are you here for a holiday, too?" Radwa was in high spirits. "Do you want to go for a drink? Joseph hasn't seen us for a long time either. "

"That's a good idea." Makarov nodded, and then looked to the side of Filandia. "As for you, don't say it between two uncles."

Philandia said she was hurt. "You this is naked discrimination! I object! Because I call you uncle? ! "

"dismissed!" Makarov patted Philandia's head with an empty hand, and then walked side by side with Radwa to Joseph's open-air bar.

Just as Filandia was about to sneak to the beach to find Tamar to "appreciate" other young ladies, the voices of Carly Purso and Nicky came:

"Fan! Ian! Diya. Come here! Go ahead! Me and Nicky (little Carly)! Which one do you like best? ! "

"Can I choose both?" Philandia knows that this is a proposition.

"no!" At this time, the tacit understanding between the two is the strongest.

"..." Ferrandia felt that she would be in pain next.

Balms is the captain of the secret service team. In the impression of others, he is a very serious person. Every request made in the task will make people feel that Balms is a standard seat.

But in fact, Balms is a typical working elite life, and Cura? ao suffers greatly from it.

As an engineer, Cura? ao is not the kind of person who tells you his new invention with a fake smile with greasy face, long hair and dirty face. Cura? ao always dresses himself meticulously, combs his hair neatly, and his face is clean enough to be a part-time receptionist. He always wears an ironed uniform without a wrinkle, as formal as a speaker preparing for a press conference.

Even the bathing suit for the celebration was prepared in Cura? ao in advance, and of course, Balmes's bathing suit was also prepared by him.

"Cura? ao!" Balms collapsed feebly on the bed. "Where is the bathing suit I celebrated today?"

Cura? ao threw a pillow in Balms' face: "You called me early in the morning and asked me to come over to help you find clothes? ! Besides, the last time I came to arrange a celebration with you, your clothes were put in your bedside table! Can't you get up and find it yourself? ! "

"I can't find my clothes! Cura? ao! "

"Balms! If you don't get up, I'll take all the stocks in your wine cabinet to Radwa, who has been eyeing your wine. "

"I'll get up now!" There are two important things in Balmes's life. One is his weapon, equivalent to his children, and the other is his wine storage, equivalent to his wife. "Please be sure to let go of my wine."

"You are our captain, but you are always so disturbing." Cura? ao kept cleaning Balmes's room while chanting, "I told you last time, don't drink in bed, and don't leave your clothes and pants on the computer desk. The aftercare medicine I bought for you is in the refrigerator. Why did you put it in the microwave for me? Are you blind enough to tell the difference between microwave oven and refrigerator? ! "

Balms sat half-naked on the bed, holding the pillow sleepily, smirking: "You helped me clean it."

"Stop giggling!" Cura? ao grumpily gave Balms a dirty look. "If one day I am gone, you may sleep in the garbage."

"No." Balms muttered.

"What did you say?"

"I said' no' and I will protect you." Balms whispered, as if he had made a promise.

"Are you an idiot?" Cura? ao gave Balmes another dirty look, but everyone could see the smile on his face. "Besides, I think we have to hurry. Some people can't wait."

"Ranch?"

"If you know, get up quickly!" Cura? ao tore off the pillow that Balms was holding and threw it on the sofa where it should be.

"Maybe you can be gentle with my pillow." Balms pinched Cura? ao's face.

Cura? ao is helpless, but this is Balms and this is his captain.

In summer, the night in Griffin town will become quite lively, and more importantly, there will be a grand celebration today.

Makarov, together with Joseph and Moe Meow, arranged everything to be prepared at the meeting, and the list of people attending the celebration was already in Moe Meow's hands.

"Wow, many people came to this celebration, and many of our old friends." Moe Meow flipped through the list in his hand and subconsciously exhaled, "I thought they wouldn't come back."

"who?" Makarov asked.

"Van Helsing and Héderváry, and hax!" Moe Meow read several familiar names. "But don't they have investigation tasks?"

"Although there are many tasks, I still can't help but come to a rare celebration." Suddenly appeared in front of makarov bloody magic circle from bold laughter. "Long time no see, makarov, Moe Meow and Joseph."

"Long time no see, hax." Makarov looked at the people in the array and smiled back. Moe Meow and Joseph also welcomed them.

"This celebration is not only for me, Van Helsing and Héderváry, but also for Jill Hera, * * * even Kane, who has been addicted to the laboratory, and the little guy who is addicted to machinery."

"Little guy?" Moe Meow subconsciously answered hax, "it is as you say, Doris. Indeed, I haven't seen them for a long time. "

"Well, I'll take you to the meeting place." Joseph sent an invitation to hax.

"Of course." Hax responded to Joseph, "I think it will be a wonderful night."

"I won't let you down." Moe Meow leaned slightly. "So, makarov and I will check the other arrangements of the venue. See you later. "

The celebration began. There are fireworks everywhere in Griffith, people's faces are colorful, and neon lights and celebration lights are everywhere.

On the stage of the celebration, Moe Meow, Royer, calypso and Nicky danced.

The following people waved rescue sticks with the rhythm, which was unprecedented.

"oh! Sure enough, Nikki has a great figure! So is Moe Meow! " The audience, Tamar climbed He Lan's shoulder, completely ignoring the disgust in He Lan's eyes. "He Lan! Who do you think is better? ! "

"I refuse to answer." The ranch wanted to get rid of Domo, but found that it could not get rid of Domo anyway. "Can you let me go?"

"Don't do that!" Tamar lifted the support rod with her other hand. "I finally had a relaxing day. I should call the girl I like! " Oh! Look at Nicky's moves! Great! "

"But Royer's name is written on your support stick. Don't think that I don't know that you have prepared a box of cherry coke! That's Royer's favorite drink. "

"You should give the girl you like a celebration gift."

"So you bought a box of carbonated drinks?" The ranch looked at the big boy beside him convulsively. "I thought you would prepare a better gift for her."

Tamar scratched his head and smiled foolishly.

"Next!" The dance on the stage has stopped, and Nicky and Carly Thorpe have * *, leaving only Moe Meow and Royer aside. "Our Royer! There will be gifts for lucky guests! So! Let's give time to Royer! "

For an instant, the lights on the stage focused on Royer, and everything became quiet except the starry sky and the fluorescent lights of the celebration.

"I always thought there was a fool who hated me! So I always hate him more! " Roy's voice as calm as possible, "until today, I didn't know that idiot! Only in this way can I laugh! As he said, even if it is black and blue, he feels worthwhile! "

"Tamar?" The ranch found Domo around me, and I don't know when it disappeared. When he watched it, Domo was pushing his way from the crowd to the stage, walking towards the girl on the stage.

"That's it! Run to the girl you like. " Suddenly a voice came from the pasture. It's Joseph "Long time no see, Ranch."

"Long time no see."

"Maybe you should also find a girl you like." Joseph looked at the pasture.

"... leave this to others! "He Lan didn't good the spirit replied.

But at this moment, Royer on the stage doesn't know when his eyes are full of tears. "I always thought I hated him, but now! I know what I really want and what I want to do! "

"Roya!" Tamar shouted in the crowd.

Maybe she heard Domo's voice, and Royer smiled through tears. "Nice to meet you! Tamar! "

At that moment, the crowd made a way spontaneously, just to let Domo walk to the front of the stage, where there was a girl he liked, and that girl might like him, too.

"This was your idea?" The ranch looked at Joseph around him. "The instigator confessed?"

"abetting? No, no, no, I just let them see the ending of the fairy tale in advance. "

The lights on the stage hit Tamar, which seemed to set up a road between Tamar and Royer.

Domo easily jumped onto the stage, leaned over and held Royer in his arms, and said softly, "I thought you didn't know."

"I know now." Royer responded to Domo's hug. "It is not too late, is it?"

"Of course." With a scream, Tamar held Royer in the princess's arms. "I have a gift for you!" "

Royer put a ring on Domo. "Cherry Coke, right?"

"aye? ! How do you know! "

"I guess." Royer smiled like a star in Tamar's arms.

"Did we miss anything?" Nicky's voice came and Tamar looked over. In the outdoor bar next to the stage, all his teammates are there.

Nicky half leaned in Radwa's arms, behind him; Carly Thorpe held Philandia's hand reluctantly; Balmes and Cura? ao stood behind makarov like two goalkeepers. Of course, goalkeepers don't poke Cura? ao in the face from time to time like Balmes. As for the ranch, he put on a pair of sunglasses beside Joseph.

"Put me down, Tamar." Royer was stopped by Domo. "Ranch, why are you wearing a pair of sunglasses?"

He Lan glanced at the people around him and said, "I just don't want to be fooled by the' flash bomb'. As a sniper, I have to protect my eyes. "

"All right, all right!" Makarov clap your hands, "so, as my best agent, I hope you can have better performance in the future. Do you have anything else to say? "

"Fellandia" When everyone was still thinking about what she wanted to say, Nicky called Fellandia first. "calypso is a good girl, you should treat her well."

"Nicky, I thought you ..." Radwa hesitated, but didn't know what language to use.

"You don't think there's anything between me and Carly Pousso, do you?" Nicky generously pointed out what Radwa wanted to say. "This is just a normal fight between girls. Who cares about jokes between friends? "

"Thank you, Sister Nicky." Filandia hugged Carly Thorpe beside her. "I will."

"Sister Nikki" calypso opened her mouth and changed her name. "Thank you."

"However, there is a saying that Tamar is right. My figure is really better than yours. " Nicky smiled.

"Sure enough I still hate you! Aunt Nikki! " After that, even Carly Thorpe laughed. "Give me some advice in the new year!" "

"So, you have nothing to say to me? Cura? ao. " Balms poked Cura? ao in the face again.

"Of course." Cura? ao grabbed Balmes's hand, and then, in Balmes's expectant eyes, he leaned close to his ear with a wry smile. "I just promised Radwa half of your wine, didn't I, Radwa?"

Balms' smile immediately froze on his face, followed by a scream: "No! Cura? ao! You can't do this! "

Cura? ao smiled all over his face, ignored the crazy Balms and said to makarov, "Shouldn't we have a drink together? Call Jill Hera and them. "

Makarov waved his hand and said, "Of course! Macey has informed them. I think they have been waiting for a long time now. "

"well! Drink well! " Ferrandia and Domo are the happiest, raising their hands and cheering, but next is their favorite tutoring time.

In summer, Griffin always becomes more lively every night. For them, this is not only a celebration, but also a time when they can make wishes to each other.

The wishes of makarov and Moe Meow are surprisingly similar. They all hope that in the coming days, this group of agents can give them less trouble. After all, the integration after each task is always done by them.

As for others, there is no big wish except Doris.

At the celebration, Doris drank a large glass of B52 cocktail at Tamar's instigation, and then she blushed and tearfully pulled makarov's clothes, complaining while crying, "Why! Why Gil Hera and Héderváry can have new clothes! Where's mine? ! "

At least until the end of the celebration, makarov complained about Doris, until finally Doris was too tired to sleep, and Joseph brought makarov a glass of soju. "makarov, this child may just want you to pay more attention to her."

"Well, I know."

But for agents who makarov thinks will not cause him any trouble, their wishes may be the simplest. Like fish in the deep sea and birds in the sky.

Maybe there will be no happiness between Tamar and Royer, which is based on the pain caused by anyone on purpose. Joseph made a mistake. Cherry cola is not only Royer's favorite drink, but also Tamar, who likes both kinds of cherry cokes.

Between Nicky and Radwa, it may be more about holding hands than the surprise at their wedding moment. For Nicky, Radwa is a whale in the deep sea, but she is not a bird in the blue sky. She belongs to the deep sea.

For Filandia, the happiest thing about this celebration is to be able to spend a wonderful celebration with Carly Thorpe with the most cordial name. Carly Purso said, "Philandia is like a child. He doesn't want much. Perhaps for him, holding my hand and calling me' Lily' is his favorite thing. So why can't I satisfy him? " . In a way, they are fish living in the ocean and birds roaming in the sky. For them, an accidental meeting will always make each other cherish more.

In the past, there were two most important things in Balmes. One was a weapon like one's own child, and the other was wine like his wife. But when Cura? ao appeared in his life, there were three most important things for Balms, and the other was that he promised to protect Cura? ao himself.

As for Lanci, the only wish he made at the celebration was to have less flash bombs and dog food around him in the following days.