I am urgently looking for 5 super short jokes in English, the shorter the better, interesting English anecdotes! ! (Note to use English, english

1. Wife:?"How?would?you?describe?me?"

Wife: How would you describe me?

Husband:? "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife:?"What?does?that?mean?"

Wife: What does that mean?< /p>

Husband:?"Adorable,?beautiful,?cute,?delightful,?elegant,?fashionable,?gorgeous,?and?hot."

Husband: charming, charming , cute, delightful, elegant, stylish, pretty and hot.

Wife:?"Aw,?thank?you,?but?what?about?IJK?"

Wife: Wow, thank you, but what does "IJK" mean?

Husband:?"I'm just?kidding!"

Husband: What a joke!

2. What?has?one?eye?but ?cannot?see?

What has one eye but cannot see?

A?needle.?

Needle.

3. What?dog?can?jump?higher?than?a?building?

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, ?buildings?can't?jump!

The building can't jump without any dog.

4. What?has?a?head,?a?tail,?and?no?body?

What has a head, a tail, but no body?

A?coin!

Coin.

5. Teacher:?whoever?answers?my?next?question,?can?go?home.

Teacher: Whoever can return to my next question can Go home.

One?boy?throws?his?bag?out?the?window.

A little boy threw his bag out of the window.

Teacher:?who?just?threw?that?!

Teacher: Who just threw the schoolbag out?

Boy:?Me!?I 'm?going?home?now.?

Boy: Me! I'm going home now.