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The ant said seven words to the elephant, I was pregnant with your child, and the elephant also said seven words to the ant. What are those seven words?

Then give birth!

The ant and the elephant divorced less than two days after they got married. The judge asked the reason, and the ant said, "Can we go?" It takes more than twenty minutes to climb a kiss! The elephant was angry: "Leave! I've been looking for a kiss with a magnifying glass for a long time, but I still can't breathe! "

One day after the divorce, the ant saw the elephant and said seven words to it, and the elephant fainted at that time; As soon as the elephant woke up, he said six words to the ant, and the ant fainted again.

The ant said to the elephant, I am pregnant with your child.

The elephant said to the ant, then you are born!

Later, when the elephant died, the ant kept nagging while digging a hole: After being husband and wife for two days, you have to dig a hole for your life!