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Humorous New Year greetings.

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Wind and rain send spring home, and snow welcomes happiness. Received thousands of text messages, and some people haven't arrived yet. Ah Fu didn't rush to the top, just waited for the auspicious time, and his wish came true. I set off firecrackers with a smile.

Health is a gift, contentment is wealth, self-confidence is a virtue, care is the most sincere greeting, care is the most selfless miss, and blessing is the best word. may you have a happy new year! Peace and happiness!

The Spring Festival is coming. I knitted you a red sweater by twisting the wool of blessing in candlelight: the former is peace, the latter is happiness, and the latter is good luck, with thick shoulders and considerate collar in the sleeve. The pocket is full of happiness, so you can wear it to wrap you warmly and let your heart accompany you for the New Year.

Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, this unparalleled super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: Hi, Niu Ye Er!

The Spring Festival is coming, I wish you good luck every day, a better life, and a lottery ticket in the middle of the year. If you forget me, be careful with the stick.

May you be beautiful every day, happy all the time, healthy all the time, lucky all the time, never lonely and rich in financial resources! Happy new year!

Seeing this message, you owe me a card; Delete, owe me a gift; Reply, owe me a big meal! Don't reply, owe me a happy new year!

may you have a happy new year! Smooth career, smooth work and sweet love! The body has inexhaustible strength and financial resources are rolling in! Good health, good food, good teeth, good appetite, everything is happy and smooth!

Sunrise and sunset = morning and evening; Sun, moon and stars = infinite thoughts; Wintersweet snowflake = looking forward to the new year; Meteor heart = blessing; I wish you a happy New Year!

Desire is the wind, happiness is the sail, and blessing is the boat; Riding the wind of desire, raise the sail of happiness and sail the boat of blessing to the other side of eternal happiness. A gentle greeting: Happy New Year!

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Spring rain moistens spring seedlings and spring water warms them; Spring grass bathes in spring breeze, full of spring; The spring moon reflects the spring scenery, and the breath of spring comes to my face; Spring tigers plow in spring, and spring scenery is full of gardens; Spring shines with spring flowers, and spring is brilliant; Spring Festival presents spring gifts, and spring wishes peace.

Spring Festival firecrackers ring in my ears, and Happy New Year is in my heart. I bid farewell to the old and welcome the new, and the whole family is happy. Blessing words, concise but not simple, a magnificent Year of the Pig, please give it to every member of the family!

Find a clear lake and catch some idle fish. Recalling the gains and losses of life, wandering in the dust, warming a pot of old wine, making a group of friends and laughing at all kinds of people in the world. Although people can't help themselves in the Jianghu, remember not to tire yourself. Happy Spring Festival!

Family harmony, happy year, happy life, peaceful life, full of energy every day, happy month and month, and abundant financial resources every year. Happy new year!

If you want to catch up with the Spring Festival and pay a New Year call as soon as possible, you should express your mind first. In the year of the pig, the fortune is prosperous, the whole family is harmonious, and there is no trouble. The year of the pig is better than the year of the pig, and the year of the rabbit is getting better and better. Good luck, peace and happiness in the four seasons!

Just received this message; If you are busy, don't come back; Today, you are happy; Remember to call me, only occasionally; After reading it, just smile. Happy spring festival!

Happy new year, peace all the year round, living and working in peace, prosperity, all the best, striving for the top, staying young forever, I wish you happiness!

I present you with a beautiful bouquet with a golden thread of missing, and the stamens are full of my deep blessing: I wish you a happy Year of the Pig! Wish you good luck, peace and youth in the new year!

The stars at night are charming, the waves of the sea are deep, the snowflakes in winter are romantic, and I am deeply happy to have you among my friends! may you have a happy new year!

Spring breeze fills you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, God of Wealth ties you, and friends are loyal to you. I wish you all the best, and the lucky star will always shine on you! Good luck in the new year!

Send you a jiaozi in the New Year: Ping An leather bag is filled with wishful stuffing, cooked with true feelings, one mouthful of happiness, two mouthfuls of happiness, three mouthfuls of success, and then drink healthy soup for the whole family, with a warm aftertaste and good wishes.

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Sound blessing, friendship, string of thoughts, turn into gifts, stay in my heart, wish a happy new year and all the best!

Blessing is sincere, not a thousand words of confession. A heart song, I wish you peace and good luck throughout the year!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

Happy new year! Happy New Year and all the best. Earn a lot of money and have a lot of beautiful women.

The New Year's bell is an inspiring horn. Friend, don't dwell on the past, don't waste time, and continue your dream. I wish you all the best in the new year!

When the new year comes, think back to the past days. Thank you very much for your concern and support! I wish you good health in the new year! All the best!

In the new year, let's carry our friendship to the end! ! !

On this joyful New Year's Day, may the New Year's bell bring you peace and joy, and my most sincere blessing: May you be safe all the year round and all the best!

New Year's Day means a new year, a new beginning, starting from scratch, and a good beginning is half the battle. I wish you a successful person forever.

Fold a curved paper boat and send you my thoughts and blessings in January. Wish you a happy holiday!

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I wish you happiness in the new year. Everything in the garden smiles sweetly and smoothly. Two dragons took off. Three sheep open Thailand. Peace in the four seasons. Five Blessingg 66, seven stars shine high, four sides to wealth, 999, a complete heart.

When you see this message, my heart is praying for you, praying that you are happier today than yesterday, praying that your heart is full of happiness today, praying that the angel is by your side at this moment, and praying that your future will always be carefree.

Blessing is sincere, not a thousand words of confession. A heart song, I wish you peace and good luck throughout the year! Happy new year, you are the one I will never forget. I just want to tell you that I still hope you have a happy year after reading the text message!

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. may you have a happy new year!

I wish you a new year. When you are busy at work, you will win money by playing cards, your passbook will increase infinitely, your pocket will be full of dollars, your bed will be crowded with beautiful women, and your lover will be fierce and sweet.

I wish you a new year: high position, light responsibility, more money and less work, close to home, sleeping until dawn every day, hand cramps, men spend money to receive gifts, others work overtime to give you a raise!

I rubbed the magic lamp three times, and the magic lamp asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said, I want you to take care of a person who is reading this newsletter, wishing him happiness forever and "Happy New Year"!

May sweetness accompany you through every day of the year, warmth accompany you through every moment of the day, peace accompany you through every minute, and happiness accompany you through every minute!

I hope that in 2003, friends will follow you, cars will keep you away from troubles, money will stick to you, customers will let you take money, and love will find you.

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a happiness called your company, a longing called yearning, and an idiom called yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn. may you have a happy new year!