The ultimate family, the ultimate family and the ultimate three kingdoms, a classic sentence. Please help me find them all. There must be brave people under the four rewards!

2. Liu Bei: My surname is Liu and my name is Xuande. I am the son of Wang Jing in Zhongshan. I am poor because my family is poor. The most expensive thing about me is that I have noble blood. It's a pity that I have type O blood, and every time I sell blood, it's very cheap. It's really bad.

3. Liu Bei (Xiu): Zhao Yun is rocking on a very long board (Zhao Yun saved a Dou in Changhanbo).

4. Rich people, not big brothers. ...

5. Zhang Fei: We are here for school. Can we remove eight Jin Suozhen doors so that we can go to school?

Dean: Who knows if you were sent by the Yellow Scarf College to rob the school?

Guan Yu: The yellow turban insurrectionary colleges and universities are becoming more and more arrogant now.

Zhang Fei: Yes, when you enter the school, you grab the teaching equipment, the registration fee and the nutritious lunch. Er, I heard that the male and female teachers in a school were taken off last time, and even the principal's underwear was taken away.

Guan Yu: Really?

Zhang Fei: Of course it's fake.

Guan Yu: Wow, you can be a little more boring.

6. Liu Bei: It doesn't matter if you like to fight, but you can't have stones in your head. Brain stones are idiots. There are so many of them, but there are only three of us. This is not a battle. This is called a siege.

7. Guan Yu: How can it not be a crisis? Now growth is the most critical.

Zhang Fei: Is it worse than going to the toilet without toilet paper?

Guan Yu: Of course.

8. Dong Zhuo: I'm possessed. I can't help it, but I'm simple. I just want to keep hurting people. Isn't that simple enough?

9. There are fake breasts. Who knows if your admission notice is false?

Zhang Fei: My breasts are real!

Guan Yu: That's not the point!

10. Biao, I'm sorry again. My people are yours, my heart is Zhao Yun's, my soul is Guan Yu's, my spirit is Liu Bei's and my life is Lu Bu's. (secondary picture)

1 1. Liu Bei (Xiu): You have worked very hard to feed the chicken tea, but the chicken will not lay tea eggs.

12. Zhang Fei (with a naive face): Big Brother, I am a big stone in my chest, and so are you!

13. It's good to have someone to sleep with me. I heard that dogs have yin and yang eyes before, but it turned out to be true. I kept seeing Ah Piao, dangling in front of me, so scared! (Dong) According to

14. I have a question. Who wants to be called a pig? I am the great Dong Zhuoye, so you can't call me a pig. Especially after I lost weight, my face became so thin. (Dong) According to

15. I want to hypnotize myself, not beef, not beef, but cow shit! (or Dong)

16. Liu Bei (revised): Third brother, you haven't practiced gossip boxing, but you have practiced gossip mouth.

17. Jiao Niang: Eh, playing dumb won't do much. Zhang Fei: Playing dumb won't make a big mistake.

18. "Yes, the goal was successful. I am really a dog with all my wishes! " (Dong) According to

19. Female veterinarian: "Oh, honey, it's okay. Just checking. Come, let me kiss you. " 」

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao: "No! 」

Female veterinarian: "What's the matter? 」

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao: "Nothing. 」

Dong: "Kissing will kill you, really. Let me be happy. Don't! Come and kiss in French. "

20. Zhou Yu: I heard that President Cao's sneeze shook all corners of the country ~

Cao Cao: President Zhou yawned and set off a huge wave ~

2 1. Sun Shangxiang: This is my own external work "private condensation".

Zhang Fei: "Big ice cream"?

22. Zhang Fei: Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

23. Zhang Fei: Are you sure?

24. Zhou Yu: I always think you will cheat our young lady.

Liu Bei: Don't use intuition indiscriminately. I have a hunch that you will cheat little Joe in our class.

25. Teacher: "Sorry, A Biao's family is busy worshipping their ancestors. One uncle, four husbands and seven brothers play cards, three aunts, six grandmothers and nine sisters cook, and two nephews, five nephews and eight grandsons burn incense. Excuse me, how many relatives have come to Abiao's house? Yes, please lift your feet. " ......

Author: Four fans of Xixi oO responded to this speech on 2009-11-611:32.

Reply: Shuノ Xiu. Classic ~ ~

Teacher: "Your feet are cramping. You can't lift them. Haven't you said this question many times? Ok, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, you will, Liu Bei, Liu Bei. "

Liu Bei (Xiu): "What did you ask just now? 」

Teacher: "What did I ask just now? I asked, how many relatives have been to Abiao's house? " 」

Liu Bei (Xiu): "I'm not sure how many relatives have come to their family, but I just heard that there are eight Sun Shangxiang in their family. 」

26. Little Joe: "You are hopelessly clever, but you will never know me! 」

Zhou Yu: "How do you say this?"

"I don't want to discuss our private affairs on this occasion, okay?"

I just don't think this has anything to do with you.

27. Sun Shangxiang: "Have you ever loved? 」

Lv Meng and Zhou Yu (shy): "Miss, please don't seduce me. 」

28. Zhou Yu: Heroes of the Eastern Han Academy, since you are here, let's come in and meet!

29. Xiao Qiao: Mushroom-scented banana cigarette-scented soap, coriander-scented champagne, sesame oil-scented perfume, incense burner-scented vanilla sausage-scented Ji Xiang.

30. Liu Bei (Xiu): My surname is Liu, and I am the son of Zhongshan. Some people call me bay. Liu Xuande is me, and I am Liu Xuande. (Ha ha ha) But nobody calls me Ade (ha ha ha).

3 1. giggle, it's obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows ~

32. Xiao Qiao said to Guan Yu: You must catch up with girls until the last second, and you must wait until the girls say stop.

You can stop, or you have to pursue bravely, you know?

Cao Cao: I see!

Xiao Qiao: I'm not asking you.

33. Liu Bei (Xiu): There is a kind of yearning. Without thinking about it, it will always appear.

The first string will ring (think); The second string will ring (think); It turns out that every string is loud (think about it

34. Liu Bei (Xiu): Stay. Or I'll go with you.

A Xiang: Hey, do you have a new series?

Liu Bei (Xiu): Come here! Or you can come with me!

35. Zhang Fei: What a sumptuous meal. It made me eat a kilo.

Guan Yu: Did you eat more than a catty?

Zhang Fei: Yes, at least eight catties.

Liu Bei (Xiu): ... You are surprised that "Jing" is used in this way! ~

36. Wang Dadong: Tiramisu said that sinful enjoyment can relax a woman's tight abdomen.

37. A Xiang: Since your A Xiang is so smart, shouldn't you give her a little reward?

Oh, why does my device suddenly blush? I'm talking about rewards. Oh, do you want to kiss me again?

Hugh: No.

A Xiang: So you don't want to kiss me at all?

Hugh: Do you want to kiss me?

A Xiang: Hey, if someone wants a family, they should ask first. It's really not emotional.

38. Marotta said to Tiger General, Liu Bei (Xiu) and Sun Shangxiang: What are you looking at? Never seen such a handsome man!

39. Sun Shangxiang: Happiness is having a secret that only belongs to two people.

40. Cao Cao: Everyone has friends.

Liu Bei: Is it cholesterol?

Cao Cao: That's a waste of time.

4 1. top ten nightmare cracking methods:

Early to bed and early to rise is good for your health. People who don't eat midnight snack are light and have fruit every day. Do more exercise and run slowly, don't get angry and worry less, and smile often.

Annoyed, the nightmare disappeared from now on. Publish it empirically. When the comics in the world are old, they will give you a big cotton-padded jacket (Dong Zhuo: Go to hell, big cotton-padded jacket).

Happiness will find you from now on (Dong Zhuo: Go to hell, find you).

42. Cao Cao: (happy) Are you talking about your sister or MM? Zhao Yun: (angry) President! Although my Mandarin is not good, I still know the difference between my sister and MM. I am talking about my sister.

Cao Cao: So you care about Xiao Qiao as much as your brother cares about your sister!

Zhao Yun: You can say that.

Cao Cao: Then we have a deal. We can't go back on our word! Do we have a deal? Do we have a deal? Do we have a deal? (yanking and shaking Zhao Yun's arm)

Zhao Yun: Good! It's a deal! It's sister!

Cao Cao: Sister can, but MM can't!

Zhao Yun: President, what's wrong with you recently? Very ghostly! It's sister!

Cao Cao: (singing happily) I am willing to be your summoner. I no longer need to be your summoner. I hope one day you will turn around and sing with me (holding Zhao Yun's hand)! I want to be your summoner ......

43. I don't want to put pressure on Xiao Qiao or give her any trouble. I only bought flowers to make her happy. )

44. Dong Zhuo: "So happy, so happy, the sky is full of little stars.

O(∩_∩)O haha ~

Not bad! ! !