Also want to joke. Joke, classic.

1 ~ Zhao Benshan rode a donkey into town and happened to meet Fan Wei! Wei Fan asked, "Have you eaten?" Zhao Benshan said, "Eat!" Fan Wei proudly said, "I asked the donkey, what did you say!" " Zhao Benshan turned and fanned the donkey twice and scolded, "There are relatives in the city who don't say anything." 2 ~ A child stood by the blacksmith's shop and watched the blacksmith strike the iron! The blacksmith hated her a little, so he took out the red-hot iron and put it in front of the child to scare him! The child winked and said, "If you give me a dollar, I will lick it!" " Hearing this, the blacksmith immediately took out a dollar and gave it to the little girl! The child took the money, licked it with his tongue, put it in his pocket and left ... 3 ~ A company recruited new employees, and after several rounds of assessment, three men and one woman were finally interviewed. On the day of the interview, the general manager personally took the four of them to a restaurant. The general manager asked for a bowl of slag noodles and immediately asked the question: "I only have a bowl of slag noodles here." Is there any way you can have a bowl of noodles with me without spending a penny? " The first male candidate confidently replied, "I want another bowl and divide the noodles into two parts." The second male candidate proudly replied, "Don't bother, just take a pair of chopsticks and eat together!" " "The third male candidate humbly replied," I eat noodles left by the general manager. " However, only the only female candidate's answer is the most satisfactory to the general manager. Finally, the female candidate was appointed as a secretary by the general manager on the spot. The female candidate's answer is: "general manager, don't wipe your mouth after eating noodles." 4. introverted Xiao Zhang saw a beautiful woman in the bar. After a long hesitation, he finally got up the courage, approached her and asked in a low voice, "Can I talk to you?" Suddenly the woman shouted, "no, I won't sleep with you!" " "The whole bar people are looking at them. Embarrassed, Xiao Zhang blushed and didn't say anything, so he returned to his seat with great grievance. After a while, the woman walked up to Xiao Zhang and whispered, "I'm sorry, I'm studying psychology." I just want to test people's reactions in embarrassing situations. "This is," Xiao Zhang shouted, "do you want 200 yuan? It's too expensive! "5. A group of fireflies are flying in the air, and one of them doesn't shine! The other asked him curiously, "Brother, why don't you shine?" The firefly replied, "Hey, my buddy forgot to pay the electricity bill last month! ""6. A reporter went to the Antarctic to interview 100 penguins! Ask these penguins what they are doing all day! The first one said, "Eat, sleep and beat peas." The second said, "Eat, sleep and beat peas." I kept asking, asking 99 questions, and the100th said, "Eat and sleep." The reporter asked, "Why don't you fight peas?" Penguin said, "Shit, I'm Doudou." Xiao Qiang took a friend to visit his grandmother. While Xiao Qiang was talking to his grandmother, his friend picked up the peanuts on the table and began to eat them. After a long time, when they left, Xiao Qiang's friend said to Xiao Qiang's grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts. They are delicious! " Grandma replied, "that's actually peanut chocolate." Since I have lost all my teeth, I can only suck the chocolate on their outer layers. Old, cough. . . "8. One person gets airsick on the plane and can't help vomiting. Ask the stewardess to bring a plastic bag quickly! Unexpectedly, I was dizzy, and the plastic bag was full soon! The stewardess said, "Please be patient, I'll change it!" " "When the stewardess came back, she found that she was vomited all over the floor! The stewardess asked angrily, "What's the matter?" The passenger said, "As soon as I saw that I was going to throw up, I took a sip at once. I didn't expect everyone else to throw up!" 9. Robber: "Tell me the password of the safe! I will kill you if I don't tell you! " Female employee: "Don't say it! Kill me and don't say anything! Even if you spoil me, I won't tell you! ! "The robber looked up and down at the female staff and scolded," You want to be beautiful! " "