Tell a joke before the exam.

Before the exam, many students prayed to be possessed by gods. What jokes are there before the exam? The following is the relevant information I have compiled for you. Welcome to read!

1, I won't tell you, the traffic in our province is for exams.

The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but after the papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength again.

In this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the "examination range" is wider than the sky!

The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am previewing, but that I was still doing the first question when I was in the exam, and others had already done the second question.

5. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

6. My daughter is doing her homework. I want to test her. I took the newspaper and asked her, "How do you pronounce this word?" "High speed." "What about this? . ""Bribery. " "What about this?" "Dad, can you watch TV? I am too busy to teach you to read. "

7. I always feel like a foreigner when I take a Chinese exam; I always feel that I am from China when I take the English exam. I found myself an alien in the math exam.

8. Slag is bitter and tired. Slag can't sleep before the exam. Slag can't get on the exam at all. After the exam, I was very decadent. Xueba said that he couldn't get on the exam at all. The final exam was all right!

9. It suddenly occurred to me that the teacher had told a joke. He said that one candidate couldn't do the last big math problem, and there were too many blank places. The teacher who corrected the paper thought the child had an idea and gave him a few points. So he wrote a poem there.

10, born not a person who loves reading. You must do what you are interested in. A hen-pecked husband says, don't force yourself. However, I have been studying for decades, and the most self-deprecating thing is to study hard. If you can't read well, you can't read well. You don't have to learn that.

1 1. Regarding the examination, I fully developed the excellent and great moral quality of the Chinese nation. To be honest, it's not that I didn't expect others. If it is shameful, it is shameful. In a word, I don't think I'm great. It's hard to see

12, there is no test that you can't write at all. Well, thanks to Shu Gao for being another first time in my life that is neither too long nor too short. I read the whole paper from beginning to end, but I still can't write it.

13, not every teacher is a discrete teacher, and not every student is Li Qi. This huge team is definitely more than hanging. I'm just one of many people. Therefore, failure is normal. At least, it's not that hard to open. So, this is a comfort to me. Ha, this snail-like comfort really works.

14, unexpectedly, people are worse than the sky. Originally, I wanted to be the second to last in the exam, and the last one caught a cold at home, so I helped him, and I humbly bowed to all my classmates. Modesty makes people progress.

Tell a joke about a student.

1. You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

2. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

A gentle gentleman is a lady.

4. I play too much computer and want to fast-forward watching TV.

Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day, just about enough, and don't overdo it.

6. The higher the online rate, the more lonely this person is.

7. Be ugly and live long; Handsome, dying.

8. After class is over, the teacher said, is there anything you don't understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time?

9. Do you know why Xiaosan is crying? Because Xiao Si is back. Do you know why Xiao Si is crying? That's because the boss is back.

10. When our summer homework teacher has finished all the homework, there will be many cars that collect waste in the school.

1 1. I really hope to start on February 29th. . . Every four years! I hope to start on February 30th.

12. Six months ago, in order to motivate myself to lose weight, I kept recording my weight every day, filling out Excel forms and generating trend charts ... Today, my colleague passed by my seat, only to see him fall back thoughtfully and whisper in my ear: Hmm ... Can you tell me which stock you are? The trend is quite good.

13. So many people despise me. Who are you?

14. In chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked, "What should I do if your gas leaks?" Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

15. My period is like a wolf. When I leave, I always shout, I will definitely come back!

16. Write a composition when I was a child and learn to lie; Writing a thesis in a university, I learned to plagiarize; Write a report after work and learn to disguise; When you are in love, write love letters and learn to be melodramatic; When I was old, I wrote an autobiography and studied packaging.

17. I can only afford chopsticks now.

18. Don't let your girlfriend be blue, because if she is blue, you will be green. Don't make your boyfriend red, because he is red and you are yellow.

19. I was pleasing to the eye, chased, well, kissed, quarreled, faded, tired, dispersed, pretended not to know, scolded you behind your back and didn't know you at all, so that I collapsed.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

2 1. One by one, isn't it that the homework has not been finished yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

22. To be a man, like Conan, has a spirit that makes people die wherever they go.

23. I love you. What do you care?

24. Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play the sadness of Lao Tzu!

25. The bell in class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the bell in class is more collapsed than anxiety.

26. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

27. Today's news of 10086 comes again. He still cares about me so much, but I hope he can add "Happy April Fool's Day!"

28. Eye exercises: (→ _→) (←_ ←) (← _ ←) (→ _ ←) (← _ →)! ! ! ! !

29. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.

30. University is learning!

3 1. When I go to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to' Then what?' As a result, my classmate chatted with it all noon.

32. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am not in Weibo and you are in Weibo.

33. Growing up, I was told that if there is anything else, nothing else, no money, nothing else, don't be emotional. ...

34. The weather is used for wind and rain; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of the world.

When I was a child. Cry, cry, laugh, grow up, laugh, laugh, cry.

36. Is this blind man blind?

37. The teacher came into the classroom and said, Who is sitting in the village today? Don't even clean the blackboard!

38. I won't tell you if I kill you. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

39. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!

40. I finally know why I want to lick Oreos, because then no one dares to rob them.

4 1. The person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

The man forgot his money, so he put the bill on the counter and left. The cashier took the bill and shouted, "Your bill, sir!" The man smiled and replied, here is your bill.

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