Tell me a joke.

1. Walking on the road, a loaf of bread felt hungry and ate itself.

2. A banana was walking on the road and felt very hot, so she took off her clothes and fell down by herself.

3. Once upon a time, there was a man named "Cai Xiao". One day … he was taken away by others.

There is a story, the beginning is horrible, the middle is funny, and the end is sad: once a ghost farted and then died.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a sweet potato. He fell down while walking.

To tell the truth, one summer we had a meeting without air conditioning, and everyone suggested that the game should be cooler to see who could make people cooler. I said, why is this like a morgue?

8. Once upon a time, there was a horse! It ran into the sea. So, it becomes a "hippocampus"!

Another friend of this horse fell into the river in order to find the horse that fell into the sea. Later, he became a hippo.

The third horse is white. In order to find two missing friends, it came to a city with chaotic traffic. It was run over by several cars in a row, leaving several black stripes on its body. Turns out to be a zebra!

One day, the fourth horse went to a factory to find the companions of the first three horses and was transformed into an "iron horse".

But later, those horses could not escape the fate of being eaten, and all of them were made into "Shaqima". All the horses survived and became a world without horses. ...

Then, a group of people saw the joke and couldn't help saying, "The horse is really cold." .

Finally, in order to commemorate this joke, someone edited it into a class, and we called it "Marseille class"!

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One day, Yin Yin saw a man looking up at the sky in the street. She looked at it in surprise, and so did the adults in the street. He looked around and saw someone asking what he was looking at. They said, then what are you looking at? The man said, I have a nosebleed.

9. A pair of corn fell in love. So they decided to get married. On the wedding day, one corn can't find another. This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn?

Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress ~

10. Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or your left hand to make coffee?

Xiaomei said: right hand.

Xiaohong said: Oh, you are awesome. You're not afraid of scalding, like I use a spoon ~

1 1.MM got lost looking for the university. Meet a gentle professor.

Excuse me, how can I get to the university?

Professor: Only by studying hard can you go to college.

12. tortoise and rabbit race ... the rabbit quickly ran to the front. ..

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly .. and said to him, come up, I'll carry you. ..

Then, the snail came up. ..

After a while, the tortoise saw another ant and said to him, come up, too. ..

So the ants came up. .

When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him.

Do you know what the snail said?

Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast. ...

13. One day, in the big forest, the fox was smoking marijuana. At this time, the little rabbit came from a distance. Seeing all this, he came over and said, Fox, how can you smoke marijuana? This is not good for your health. Look, how fresh the air is. Come and run with me. The fox thought it was right and ran away with the rabbit.

Running and running, they saw the elephant smoking. Rabbit ran to the elephant and said, elephant, elephant, why are you taking drugs? Look, the air is so fresh. Run with me. Elephants think it's right to run together.

Running, I saw the lion rolled up his sleeves and was about to inject * * *. Little rabbit shouted to the lion from a distance: lion, lion, taking drugs is not good for your health. Look how fresh the air is. Run with me. ...

I saw the lion put down the syringe and rushed over, shooting rabbits crazily. The elephant trembled and said to the lion, why did you hit the rabbit? He doesn't want us to hurt his health!

The lion said angrily: NND dead rabbit, every time he takes drugs, he wants me to run wild in the forest with him, damn it!

14. Once upon a time, a man tried to jump off a building and was stabbed to death by a tree fork.

Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to hang himself, but he was anxious to find the rope.

Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to drink poison and pepper water as a drip. It was so spicy.

Once upon a time, a man tried to cut his wrist. He cut his hand too hard, and it hurt like hell.

I watched it for a long time.

Extremely helpless and depressed. ...

15. The new dean of the madhouse walked up to a patient and asked him why he was in the madhouse. The patient asked, "doctor, it's like this." I married a widow with an adult daughter, and my father married her daughter. So my wife became her father-in-law's mother-in-law and her daughter became my stepdaughter and stepmother. My stepmother gave birth to a son, who became the grandson of my brother and my wife. I also have a son who became his grandfather's brother-in-law and his uncle's uncle. On the other hand, when a father mentions his grandson, he says he is a brother-in-law, and his son is called his sister and grandmother. Now I think I am my mother's father, my grandson's brother, my wife is his son-in-law's daughter-in-law and his grandson's sister. Now I don't know if I am my grandfather, my brother's father or my son's nephew, because my son is my father's brother-in-law. Dean, that's why I'm here. I think it is quieter here than at home. "