A long, hilarious campus joke

Full-length hilarious campus jokes:

1, last Chinese class, talking about "looking at the sky from a well".

The teacher said: the sky in the frog's eyes is only as big as the wellhead, so it has short knowledge. ?

Then a voice came from the corner:? Yes, yes, it's an otaku! ?

2. Teacher: Students, what is more difficult than the eight-year war of resistance, do you know?

Student: Nine-year compulsory education

In Chinese class, the teacher asked everyone what kind of person they want to be most.

A boy in front said to his deskmate: I want to be a silent burning candle and dedicate myself.

The deskmate said that you dropped a lot of wax oil when you just fell asleep! !

4. A classmate said in class: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet!

Teacher: What did you do after class?

Classmate: I went to bed after class.

Teacher: You are mistaken! You should learn from your deskmate and go to the bathroom after class! Sleep in class!

5. Teacher: Students, if we want to buy something recently, we will buy it voluntarily and never force it.

Student (rich second generation): Teacher, my family is very poor and I have no money to buy it.

Teacher: Well, yes, then you can borrow one from other students!

Full-length hilarious campus joke II:

1. In physics class, a classmate is sleeping. The physics teacher asked him: What are the characteristics of waves?

The deskmate woke him up, and he blurted out: soft egg!

Then the whole class laughed.

When I was in high school, my best friend and I were assigned to an examination room, and the front and back tables were still blank when handing in the papers. . .

Just when I was anxious, my best friend slipped me a note secretly. I was so excited and nervous that I hid it. Finally, I opened it with trepidation, and it said, What's for lunch?

3. In the ideological class, the teacher talked about kindness.

Teacher: In ancient times, monks were compassionate, caring for kindness, sweeping the floor without hurting ants' lives, and caring for moths. Students, what do you say is necessary for family members?

The student answers first: teacher, I know! It's a compass!

Teacher: Why?

Student: Because monks often draw circles.

4. When I took an exam in high school, the following students plagiarized seriously. The teacher was very angry after seeing it and said to us: Is it useful to copy now? I copied it from the college entrance examination. ?

At this time, the following students answered weakly? You can't copy without practicing the college entrance examination. ?

In math class, a male classmate sleeps at his desk. The teacher woke him up and asked him why he was sleeping. He said he had taken the wrong medicine, and it was too late to eat white and black.

The teacher said helplessly, go to sleep. Your IQ research is useless.

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