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1. What are the original classical Chinese texts that satirize human nature?

Nowadays, husband and wife admire each other in Curie Lane, and wine and food games compete with each other. They laughed, shook hands, showed off their lungs and livers, pointed to the tears in the sky, and vowed to live and die. If it is true; Once you have a small interest, it's like hair, if you don't know it. If you fall into the trap, you will be rescued by different hands, pushed back and hit the stone again. This is suitable for animals to do things that Yidi can't bear, while people think they can do it. -Han Yu's Epitaph of Liu Zihou

Translation:

Today, some people in the neighborhood admire each other and please each other. Some people often eat, drink, talk big, smile as much as possible, express their willingness to live under each other, shake hands and make peace, show each other the shape of their liver and lungs, cry at the sky, and swear that no one will abandon their friends regardless of life or death, which is as credible as truth. Once you encounter a small conflict of interest, as small as a hair, you will turn your face and deny people. When a friend falls into a trap, he won't reach out to save him. Instead, he will take the opportunity to push him and throw stones down. There are such people everywhere! This should be something that even those animals and savages can't bear to do, but those people think they have a way.

2. Ask for 10 essay and its explanation, 1. Confucius and his disciples expressed their ambitions in the original poems of Yan Yuan and Discipline respectively.

Confucius said, "Why do you say it?" Lutz said, "I hope I can have fun with my friends." Yan Yuan said: "I hope that there is no good cut, and I will get it for nothing."

Lutz said, "I want to hear about Zizi's ambition." Confucius said, "Old people are safe, friends believe, and young people are pregnant."

Yan Hui and Luz stood beside Confucius. Confucius said, "Why don't you talk about your ambition?" Lutz said: "I hope to have horses and chariots, put on a light and warm fur robe and take it out to use with my friends. Even if I wear rags, I won't complain." Yan Yuan said: "I am willing to declare my contribution without boasting about my strengths." Lutz said. 2. Fan Zhongyan is interested in the world. Fan Zhongyan is two years old, lonely, poor and helpless.

I have little ambition, and I take the world as my responsibility every time. I either study hard or stay out at night and need to face the water. No food, just read with porridge. As an official, every passionate talk about what's going on in the world is desperate.

Even after being slandered, Dengzhou was protected by the government. Zhong Yan is hardworking, self-motivated and doesn't care about meat. His wife can only support herself.

I often say to myself, "A scholar worries about the world first, and then enjoys it." Fan Zhongyan lost his father at the age of two, and his family was poor and helpless.

When he was young, he was ambitious and often washed his face with cold water. I often can't even eat rice, so I eat porridge and insist on reading.

After he became an official, he often talked about world events and risked his life. So that some people were demoted for saying bad things, and they were demoted to Dengzhou secretariat by participating in government affairs.

Fan Zhongyan tempered himself badly, eating little meat, and his wife and children only took care of themselves. He often recites two sentences in his works: "Scholars worry about the world first, and then enjoy the world."

3. Chen Fan is willing to sweep away all the original texts in the world in the fifteenth year of Fan Year, and try to have a spare room. The court is filthy. Father and friend Qin Xue came from the same county to wait for him and said, "Why don't you clean up for the guests?" Fan said: "The way of a gentleman is to clean the world and settle down." It is strange to know that he has clear world ambitions.

When Fan Chen was fifteen years old, she used to live alone, and the yard and house were in a mess. Qin Xue, his father's friend in the same city, came to visit him and said to him, "Young man, why don't you clean the room to welcome the guests?" Chen Fan said: "A gentleman takes it as his duty to sweep away the evils in the world.

You can't care about a room. "Qin Xue thinks he has the ambition to clarify the world and is different.

Ban Chao joined the army. Ban Chao was born in Ping Ling, the youngest son of Xu Lingbiao. Be ambitious and don't rest on your laurels.

However, I am very filial, always on duty at home, and I am not ashamed of my work. Have a mouth to argue, but dabble in book biography.

Yongping five years. My brother Gu was called the school book lang, and Chao went to Luoyang with his mother.

Ban Chao was born in a poor family and often worked as an official to support himself. Thanks a lot.

When I quit my job, I sighed and said, "A gentleman has no ambition, but he still has to make contributions to Fu Jiezi and Zhang Qian to get a title. Can he stay long? " Laugh at it in two ways. Chao said, "I know the ambition of a strong man!" Ban Chao is ambitious and doesn't care about trifles.

But filial piety and diligence at home often lead a hard life, and labor is not shameful. He is eloquent and has read a lot of historical classics.

In 62 AD (the fifth year of Yongping), my brother Ban Gu was recruited as a school bookboy, and Ban Chao and his mother also took their classmates to Luoyang. Because his family was poor, Ban Chaochang copied books for the government to earn money to support his family.

He copied for a long time and worked hard. On one occasion, he stopped his work, threw a pen and sighed: "If a gentleman doesn't have better ambition and strategy, he should make great achievements in a foreign land like Fu Jiezi in Zhao Di and Zhang Qian in Liang Wudi, so as to get a seal. How can he be busy between pens and inkstones for a long time? " People around him laughed at him. Ban Chao said: "How can a teenager understand the ambition of a strong man!" 5. Zong Yi braved the wind and waves. The original (què), the word dry, is also from Nieyang, Nanyang. Soldiers, uncles and nobles are not officials [6].

When he was young, Bing asked him about his ambition and said, "I would like to ride the wind and waves." The soldier said, "If you are not rich, you will break our door."

My brother is a novice in marrying and was robbed at night. At the age of fourteen, he stood up and refused thieves, and more than ten thieves were allowed to enter the house.

At that time, there was nothing in the world, and scholars did not take literary significance as their profession. Bingsu [10] has a high moral character, and all scholars are eager to learn from it [3], but because of its ambition and military independence, it is not called an idyllic song [5]. The word Zongxi, Gan Yuan, was born in Nieyang, Nanyang.

His uncle is Zong Bing. He has good knowledge, but he refuses to be an official. When Zong was young, he was asked what his ambitions were when he grew up. He replied: "I hope to drive strong winds to disperse the huge waves that stretch across Wan Li."

Zong Bing said: "Even if you can't be rich or expensive, you will certainly honor your ancestors." Once Zongbi's brother got married, and robbers came to rob him on their wedding night.

At that time, Zongxi was only 14 years old, but he stepped forward and fought with the robbers, beating a dozen robbers to pieces and never getting into the main house. At that time, the world was peaceful, and people who were a little famous thought that reading and becoming famous was the right business.

Because of Zong Bing's profound knowledge, everyone likes to read Confucian classics with him. Zong Yi is unknown because of his willfulness and love for martial arts.

6. At the beginning of the original text, Zu Ti listened to the chicken dance, while john young Zu Ti (tì) was not ambitious. Both of them were national booklets and liked to plan ahead. * * * was sleeping together when he heard a chicken crow in the middle of the night. He said, "This sound is not bad!" For dancing. And crossing the river, the left prime minister Rui thought that the army would discuss and offer wine.

Living in Jingkou, he corrected it and said to Rui: "The chaos in the Jin Dynasty was not due to the lack of morality, but also because of people's resentment and rebellion. The imperial clan fought for power and profit, and ate its own fish, allowing the emperor to take advantage of the gap and poison the middle earth. Since today's adherents suffer from the remnants of thieves and bandits, and the people think for themselves, the king can really order them to start a career, so that people like thieves can restore the Central Plains in a unified way, and the county is a hero, and there must be a wind of response! " Julie had no ambition of the Northern Expedition, so he took Pei as the general and the secretariat of Yuzhou, gave a gift of 1,000 people, laid down 3,000 horses, and did not give an armored battle, so he volunteered.

He took more than 100 families across the river and hit them in the middle stream, swearing: "People who can't clear the Central Plains in Zu Ti and help them are like big rivers!" Then he moved to Huaiyin and began to smelt and cast soldiers, raising more than 2,000 people and falling behind. At first, Zu Ti, a native of Fanyang, had great ambitions when he was young. Together with Liu Kun and Liu Kun, he served as the main book of Sizhou.

3. A slow-witted person, surrounded by fire with others in winter, saw the corners of other people's clothes on fire and slowly said to that person, "There is one thing that I have discovered for a long time and want to tell you, but I am afraid that you can't hold your breath; If I don't tell you, I'm afraid you will lose too much. So, say it or not? " The man asked what it was. Answer: "The fire caught the edge of your clothes." The man quickly put out the fire and shouted at him, "Why didn't you tell me when you found out?" The chronic person said, "I told you you would be impatient, and sure enough!" " "

Original text:

Human nature is dull. In winter, around the stove, we saw people's skirts and tails on fire. They said, "I've been watching one thing for a long time. I said I was afraid you would be impatient, but I was afraid I would hurt you if I didn't say it." However, is it true? Don't say it, okay? " When people ask what this is, they say, "Burn your clothes." His man (jù) took his clothes and said angrily, "Why didn't you say so earlier?" "I said," I am impatient, I'm sure. "

This article is selected from jokes in Ming and Qing Dynasties.

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