Who has a funny but a little funny joke?

Hold out a finger and ask, "What is this?"

He would say, "One."

Hold out two fingers and ask, "What is this?"

He would say, "Two."

Hold out three fingers and ask, "How much is one plus one?"

He might say, "Three."

Rub wind oil on your pen, and then say to a person, "I can't write XX, please teach me." Then pass him the pen. ...

After writing, I was surprised to tell him that he had gum in his right eye, and then he would unconsciously wipe his eyes with his right hand.

If it's harder, tell him ... he has gum in his left eye. ...

Please read "mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse is old" three times. Then ask him, "What are cats afraid of?" He will answer 80% of the time: "mouse"

You say to a person, "I want to tell you three stories!" " "

He would say, "Okay, go ahead."

Then you tell him, "I'll tell you the first one first. Listen, a couple often play tricks on each other. Once, a man said to a woman,' Wife, I will take you to the park tomorrow.' That woman is very happy. The next day, the woman waited there early. However, two hours later, no one came. After returning home, the woman was very angry and asked the man,' Hey, why didn't you come today? The man patted her with his hand and said, "shall I take you to the park or will you take me?" That woman bears a grudge. A few days later, the woman said to the man,' Husband, come home from work early today. I cooked your favorite dish …' After work, the man ran home immediately. However, when all the dishes on the table came up, he didn't see his favorite dish. He asked,' Yi? Wife! Where is my favorite dish? "Why don't you go?" His wife immediately slapped him and said,' shall I cook for you or will you cook for me? "

Then you said to him, "Let me tell you a third story."

If he immediately asks, "What about the second story?"

You can slap him and say, "am I telling you a story or are you telling me a story?"