18 philosophical humor quotations, watch (share) when you are upset.

1, I don't usually walk, and I usually take an unusual road.

2. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

It is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully.

4. As the saying goes, good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil, but as the saying goes, people are bullied and Mashan is ridden. Angry!

I am losing weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

6. People who smoke have worries, while people who drink have stories.

7. Each of us is a dreamer. The dream has gone, leaving me homesick.

8. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

9. The hero is sad about beauty, I am not a hero, and the beauty let me pass.

10, I was interested in getting married at first, but it was wrong to divorce later.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

12, a good man is sleeping with a girl repeatedly for a lifetime.

14, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

15, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

16, the best and worst people created history, and the mediocre people multiplied races.

17, the health lecture is much more important. There are only two important sentences, that is, you can't eat this and that.

18, women must be better to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby.

Shakespeare's Quotations _ Worth Reading

1 Instead of being flattered on the surface and despised behind your back, it is better to understand what is unacceptable in this world. King Lear

A lover goes on a lover's date, like a child coming back from school; But when he parted from his lover, his expression was as depressed as going to school.

No matter how excellent a person's talent is, no matter how beautiful his appearance is, no matter how beautiful his heart is, there must be a heat when his virtue shines on others, and then the person who feels his heat will reflect it on himself, so that he can realize his own value.

Love is like a flower growing on a cliff. You must have the courage to choose it.

Revenge is not brave, patience is brave. Timon of Athens

A beautiful set of words is just a folk song. Good legs will fall; A straight back will bend down; A bunch of black beards will turn white; Full head curly hair will become bald; A beautiful face will wither; A pair of round eyes will fall, but a sincere heart, Katie, is the sun, the moon or, more precisely, the sun, not the moon; Because the sun is shining, there has never been a change in profit and loss, but it is consistent and trustworthy. Heinrich V

How far the light of the little candle shines! Just like this candle, a good thing shines in this evil world. The Merchant of Venice

People can't live without bread, nor can they live without their motherland.

A person with superior skills can only show his unusual skills in front of a group of strong opponents.

10 Time has given up on him.

The mistake of 1 1 is not predestined, but we should blame ourselves.

12 the fashion of suits and hats has nothing to do with one person.

13 voluntary poverty is better than uncertain glitz; An extravagant person is insatiable, much less fortunate than the poorest and most contented person.

When the moon is bright, we can't see the lights. In this way, a small glory is covered by a greater glory.

15 Don't gild the lily.

16 The world is a stage. All men and women are just actors. They all have their endings and their appearances. How many roles does a person play in his life? Everyone is happy.

17 If you don't dedicate yourself and everything to the world, but just one person, it's a waste.

18 What was hopeless, if you try boldly, you will often succeed.

19 after suffering, good things will be especially sweet. The shame of Lucretius

For individuals, the only strength is conscience; For the people, the only power is the law.

2 1 The hope of deceiving others is a person and a diner; When death is about to gently release the fetters of life for others, false hope holds his hand and makes people wander in difficulties.

The solemn sea produces dragon whales, and there are only some delicious fish and shrimp in the shallow river.

The light in the distance is not sunlight. I know what it is. It is the meteor exposed by the sun that illuminates your road tonight and guides you to Montague. So stay a little longer. You don't need to leave. Why can't I do it? Why can't I understand Romeo and Juliet?

Music has a charm, which can influence people to do good, and can also tempt people to go on.

Strangers don't need to kiss when they break up with their enemies. It turned out well and everything was fine.

Caution is more powerful than boldness.

Trouble is like a lame man without arms facing a scepter and a eunuch facing a happy marriage.

For a lonely soul, a partner is not practical comfort, and the ambition of love is painful.

Playing a fool depends on talent; He must spy on the mood of the people he makes fun of, understand their identity and seize the opportunity; Then look at every bird in front of you like a wild eagle, and don't relax at every opportunity. This is a kind of work as hard as the art of smart people.

Love is harder to hide than crime and murder; The night of love has noon sunshine.

3 1 We will never let our country smear her lips with the blood of her children; We will never let trenches destroy her fields, nor will we let the iron hoofs of war horses ravage her flowers and plants.

Progress is a phenomenon that people should have.

Love is sweet pain, and sincere love is never plain sailing.

I don't bother to condescend to change places with the emperor when I think that your love makes me so rich.

In the vicissitudes of fate, people's integrity can be seen best.

The wisdom of 36 people holds three keys, one is to open numbers, the other is to open letters and the other is to open notes. Knowledge, thoughts and fantasies are all in it.

When the tide of love is overturned, we should break up amicably and say goodbye! Shakespeare's plays

When a person is a real person, he should keep an equal distance from boasting and arrogant affectation, neither boasting nor trying to impress others.

Man has a tyrant, and that is ignorance!

Giving can make people feel superior.

4 1 Love, your thorn stung the eyes of people trapped in it.

Everything in the world is always more interested in pursuing time than enjoying it. A newly launched ship sailed out of the harbor, just like a spoiled teenager, caressing and cuddling with the frivolous wind! But when it came back, the hull had been eroded by the wind and the sail had become a hundred knots. How like a lonely prodigal son, bullied by the frivolous wind! The Merchant of Venice

43 gold! Yellow, shiny, precious gold! It can turn black into white, ugly into beauty, humble into honor, old people into teenagers, cowards into warriors. This yellow slave can be divided into alien alliances and the same clan; It can make the cursed people blessed and the lepers loved by all. It can make thieves gain high status; It can make a widow with a yellow face become a bride again, and even if her appearance can make people with malignant sores vomit, it will restore the charm of Sanchun; It will carbonize ice into glue paint, and enemies will kiss each other; It can speak any dialect and let everyone do as required. It is a great god, even if you live in a temple that is cheaper than a pigsty, you will be worshipped. Timon of Athens

The sika deer, who looks forward to matching the lion, must die for love. Sweet talk is tantamount to exposing your emptiness and weakness to those who know you.

Nothing can crush you unless you choose to give up!

What is conscience? Is a pointer to the unknown world.

Too perfect love, sad and harmful, as a Jianghu child, I don't have the leisure time.

If you are mentally prepared, all preparations have been completed. Shakespeare

49 if you work hard for a day, you will get a day's sleep; If you work hard all your life, you can sleep forever.

Let's give our lives. Dedicated to goodness, truth and righteousness.

5 1 Take away my reputation and my life will be over.

On the clock of time, there are only two words "now".

I have no road, so I don't need eyes; When I can see, I will also fall. We often lose carelessness because we depend on ourselves, but we are not as good as defects.

I would rather lose this fragile life, but I can't stand that you have won an arrogant reputation from me; It hurts my mind more than your sword hurts my body. The first part of Henry IV

He rewards you with money, so he is a good man; With flatterers, there are naturally people who love flatterers. Zloto

18 humorous and philosophical classic quotations, find a few words when you are upset.

1, think more about your own mistakes, and you will gradually forget others' mistakes.

2. The older you get, the farther you are from your dreams and the closer you are to the urinal.

When the bill stood up and spoke, all the truth fell asleep.

4. Happiness won't miss anyone, and your happiness may come late.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

Humor is a person's interest in laughing when he wants to cry.

7. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading since I was a child.

8. Women, animals that bleed for a week every month, why are we not strong?

9. The beauty of a woman lies in her unrepentant stupidity; The beauty of a man is that he lies that the sky is a ghost.

10, don't play hard now, I'll play with you later.

1 1, happiness is a comparative level, which can only be felt when something is at the bottom.

12, everyone wants to be different from others, and everyone is the same as a result.

13, I am different from you, because I am human.

14, I dreamed of taking my sword to the end of the world, but because I was too fat, I cancelled the original plan.

15. The only difference between marriage certificate and production license is that it is not hung on the wall.

16, love is a kind of helplessness, being loved is a gesture, waiting for love is an expectation, and not loving is an ability.

17, the so-called breakup means that a woman may not be able to do it a hundred times, but a man can do it once.

18, you will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.

45 classic sentences full of philosophy _ worth reading

1 When you feel that the whole world has turned its back on you, please believe that she just turned her back and brewed a better hug.

If life is a beautiful music, then pain is an indispensable note; If life is an endless sea, then setbacks are waves that suddenly turn up. If life is blue sky, then frustration is floating white clouds.

Greed is the truest poverty, and contentment is the truest wealth.

Don't live in other people's mouths, don't live in other people's eyes, and take your destiny into your own hands.

5 1, don't regard desire as ideal, don't treat the world as mature. 2, don't treat numbness as deep, don't treat cowardice as steady. 3. Don't treat slick as wisdom, and don't treat recklessness as courage. 4. Don't treat childishness as passion, and don't treat extremes as persistence. 5. Don't treat ignorance as knowledge, and don't treat temptation as opportunity. 6. Don't treat life as a master or a hotel.

6 things that have not been eaten are always imagined as the most delicious, things that have not been tasted must be the most worth looking forward to, and lovers who have not got it must be tossing and turning. What you can't get is always the most beautiful, but it's actually illness. We always envy the scenery in other people's windows and always ignore our own fate.

7 to see a person clearly, why expose it; If you hate someone, why do you turn against them? Living, there are always people who don't like me, just like others don't like me.

What should be abandoned is helplessness, and what should not be abandoned is incompetence; Ignorance should give up if you don't give up, and persistence should not give up if you don't give up.

Some words are suitable for rotting in the heart, while others are painful and suitable for forgetting silently. Maybe after many years, I will forget all the details I have experienced. Maybe many years later, I will forget my despair of you. All the memories about us are enemies, but we will forget them in the future.

10 Be patient and strong; One day, your suffering will help you.

1 1 Many relationships don't have to be too intimate. When you meet so many people every day, not everyone should be friends. Many people are just skimming. A hedge between keeps friendship green. There is no need to exchange privacy or add WeChat. Most of the grievances, love and hate are because they are too close, and they don't feel inferior when they are close. The originally polite relationship has begun to become weird and uncomfortable. Where there is distance, there will be respect.

12 without a beautiful appearance, no one will care about your beautiful heart at all. That is the reality. When others deny you, you should know how to stick to your choice. Don't be influenced by others, let alone change yourself.

13 people's greatest ignorance is not that they don't know, but that they know but don't want to do it, so there are many mediocre but self-pitying people.

14 the direction against the wind is more suitable for flying, not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, but afraid of surrender.

15 thought you had a password that others couldn't guess. I thought our relationship was the closest, but when I saw the way you talked to other people I didn't know, I suddenly felt that I didn't even know you. It's like tongue twisters, but the feelings between people are so subtle and fragile.

16 the bitterness and sweetness of coffee lies not in how to stir, but in whether to put sugar; The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.

17 everywhere is concerned with learning, human feelings are articles, and words are substantial for a long time. This is the truth. Everyone tells us that life should be good at moving and discovering. If you have been looking for it on the road of growth, you will certainly understand its connotation and feel your emotional waves. I don't know if my life is meaningful until I am old, and I haven't wasted my youth.

18 In fact, beauty is not important. I have always felt that a girl can have a indifferent attitude towards everything and a lonely heart, which is itself a very attractive temperament and a strength in her bones.

19 when we see others succeed, we will say that they are lucky; When they fail, we will say that they don't work hard. When we succeed, we will say that it is the result of our own efforts; If we fail, we will laugh at ourselves and say that it is all the fault of the environment.

Throughout the life of the 20th century, no one traveled alone. There are always many companions who meet, meet at different intersections and leave on different journeys. If you are capable of caring, please don't miss it. If there is any misunderstanding that needs to be solved, please forgive it in time. Good luck in this storm, savoring those helplessness, cherishing those comforts, shaking hands again and again, and letting go again and again. In fact, time is useless, just mature, just wake up, already old.

2 1 Teenagers spend a lot of time wandering and grow up in just a few moments.

Once the drama of life begins, no matter how stage fright you have, you must play it to the end. We love to make a mistake in the drama, that is, we always pin our hopes on tomorrow, but often miss today. The past is gone forever and the future is unpredictable. The only thing we can do is not to let today be tomorrow's regret. There is no rehearsal in life, and every step we take should be precious.

Whether you are an angel or an ugly woman, life will create a support system in your heart. If you 100% believe that your life is the most valuable. You will spend every day of your life in this illusion.

The true sense of security comes from your confidence in yourself and the realization of your goals at each stage, while the true sense of belonging lies in your deep heart and control of your own destiny, because your biggest opponent is always yourself. What a person can and should do is not to feel safe, but to accept the reality of insecurity.

Only those who have experienced severe cold know the warmth of the sun; Only those who have experienced the hardships of life can understand the value of life.

I always want to work hard and live seriously. I always want to treat people sincerely and keep smiling. I always hope to be full of hope and never despair. I always want to be kind to my family and friends. I always want to be grateful and optimistic. Only to find that there are always some roads in life that are already difficult. There are always too many expectations and disappointments, too many dreams and too many words to say. Always want to escape from disputes and get into reality. There are always many grievances, and I have always been helpless.

There are only two kinds of truly happy people in this world: one is a seemingly empty person who is willing to be ordinary at the origin and the dust settles; One kind is people who walk through the world of mortals, pursue their dreams and move towards infinity.

Life can't be repeated, so we should cherish the present, cherish the present life, cherish the present possession, don't regret the past, don't complain about fate, because every minute in the past is a life we can't repeat!

You can't lose faith when you are sad, and you can't forget setbacks when you are happiest.

The shortcomings of others are like black spots on white paper, which can be seen at a glance; And your own shortcomings are hard to find.

3 1 Even if you don't meet, talk or send messages, there will always be a place in your heart and someone will always be safe.

There is a kind of happiness that will accompany you all your life, and there is a kind of joy that comes from the heart: you treat others sincerely, and others are willing to believe you.

Many things are always experienced before they are understood. Like feelings, after the pain, you will know how to protect yourself; Only when you are stupid will you know how to persist, give up in time, and get to know yourself gradually in gain and loss.

Let those unforgivable things stay there to remind you that some people don't have to get along. I can be nice to you, provided that you are worth it. The most disappointed people in the world are swearing people, but I'm not. Intimacy is reserved for people who are kind to me.

I avoid overly enthusiastic friendship when I have nothing to do, which makes me less burdened and committed. I don't talk much about unnecessary gossip, which makes me feel relaxed. I try not to recall the past, because there is no turning back when I come. I love others carefully, because it won't flood. I can cry if I like, smile happily, as long as it all comes from nature. Not deep, but simple. -San Mao

Life was originally a vicissitudes of life in the world, but looking back, the world became bitter, bitter and sweet. Life should treat complicated life with a simple mind. Tired, look at the world from another angle. If someone shares, happiness will be doubled; If someone shares the pain, it will be halved.

Who wants to start over unless it is absolutely necessary? All the pains, doubts and disappointments I have experienced must be repeated. To meet new people and adapt to the new environment, you should repeat all the interesting and boring things you said before, but you don't know anything new when reviewing. Some things really have nothing to do with bravery, just because they are not sustainable. Attachment to some things and people is not gone, but that attachment is really desperate.

To know you is to listen to your voice and integrate into your world; Knowing you is to maintain a heart and make it bloom happily; People who know you always give you sunshine when you are depressed; People who know you, people who always comfort you when you are speechless; A person who knows you will always share it with you when you want to shout.

There is no desperate situation in the world, only people who are desperate.

40 people have been experiencing different things since they were born. The road of life is very long. No matter how we choose, we must move towards maturity and the end. Learn to constantly deny that the world is right and we are wrong, and slowly get rid of the paranoia and frivolous youth; Learn to observe others, cultivate a tolerant mind, and learn to be simple. If you are simple about the world, it won't be too complicated.

Don't think that people who can't let you go will not let you go. Fish will die without water, but water will be clearer without fish.