They say you are teaching me how to answer him.

These are all funny, just answer them.

1. One day, on the way to class, a classmate said, "Shit, I forgot my mobile phone. Go back and get it!" " ! "... after taking the mobile phone, he walked to the middle of the road. He said, "Shit, I forgot my book, forgot, forgot. "

Laughing at the net every day, neighbor Wang pretends to be a "gifted scholar". One day, his uncle's restaurant opened, and because there were "gifted scholars" at home, he invited "Tiger" out of the mountain and wrote a sign "One meat, one vegetable and one soup". With a stroke of a pen, Awang finished writing in less than two minutes and couldn't wait to hang the sign outside the door. Passers-by laughed as soon as the signboard was hung. His uncle was surprised. When he went out to see it, he didn't feel anything in his heart. He saw the sign saying, "One faint, one bundle, one fever".

3. Eat funny jokes. When I first went to college, I ate rice noodles in the canteen for the first time and found white bugs in it. At that time, there were so many people that they didn't want to make trouble with the master, so they picked out the bugs one by one. When I picked out more than n bugs in a bowl of rice noodles, I was shocked! I left without eating. Finally, I realized that it was not a bug, but a shrimp!

4. Cook before planting. Once upon a time, there was a stupid man who was so bored that he caught some rice to eat. He felt bitter and bitter. He thought: if the rice is peeled and cooked, it will be delicious rice; If the cooked rice is planted in the ground, won't it taste better when it is harvested in the future? So he cooked a pot of rice and sprinkled it on the ground. What is the result?