On April Fool's Day, I beg for the topic of fools.

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1. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knew you were hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no fool in the world, and he created you by the way.

Someone told me that "you are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening to it! ! I know you! ! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig!

3. When the Tang Priest took three disciples for a short rest, he went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"

Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" to the wild advertisement above.

Last night, I dreamed that you fell into a stinking cesspit. After climbing up, you said: after all, you have a good life, and even the cesspit smells good.

6. Deleting the address book. All information will be lost. A moment, please. ...

7. Chasing you, chasing you and I chasing you, just like a hunter chasing a fox; Kiss you, kiss you, I kiss you, just like an old man eating corn.

8. Bajie met an old man and asked, Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will give birth to a shemale.

9. The people who come home from work are poor people, drunkards at 9 o'clock, perverts at 1 1, gamblers at 2-3 o'clock, and wild ghosts who don't go home!

10. Shuai Shuai is a handsome guy, but you should be the eldest brother, the taxi driver is the eldest brother, and the message taker is the pig.

1 1. Xiaoming always sleeps in class. The teacher criticized him: Can you stop sleeping? ? Xiao Ming replied: No, because I am a poor student.

12. I saw you wandering in the supermarket the other day. You put your hand into the machine that can check the price, and the result shows: Pig's trotters 8 yuan, you think there is something wrong with the machine, so you put your head in. I almost died laughing when I saw it: pig head 18 yuan!

13. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and cuteness, and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

14. One day, we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, How clever!

15. Do you have a TV? Watch CCTV 1. The White House was bombed and the whole building collapsed. The police have sealed off the whole of Washington, 19 people were killed, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing. . . 1 person cheated!

16. Since ancient times, there has been a mathematical equation that is correct (A = B, B = C), so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig!

17. If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my God, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because you are stupid.

18. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to be by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pigsty!

19. Beauty meets beauty. There are so many beautiful women. If you treat beautiful women, you can't get a wife.

20. Some people say you are a pig! I seriously criticized him! How is that possible? How can people tell what they look like?

2 1. Someone passed by the cemetery, heard a knock at the door, fell down and saw someone, so he was relieved and asked, why? They carved my tombstone wrong and are changing it!

22. Do you know, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

23. I gave you the heaviest gift since you took a shit during the Chinese New Year. You will eat a catty and be full. If you think it's not enough, please help yourself.

24. Using SMS to kill time is called letter life. While sending and receiving letters, it is the climax of letters. It is indifference to only receive and not send them. The wrong object is letter harassment, and unsuccessful sending and receiving is letter dysfunction!

25. A person can be my lover forever; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Happy holidays!

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. Lie on the grass when you are free and watch you eat grass gently! Happy April Fool's Day!

I saw you in the street. You are with someone. I saw at a glance that he was not a good man. He's been patting your ass behind you. I said to him angrily, stop the donkey driver in front! Happy April Fool's Day.

28. It is wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages. Happy April Fool's Day.

29. Forward this message 3 times, and you will get lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and it will cost 3 yuan! Happy April Fool's Day.

30. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message! Happy April Fool's Day.

3 1. Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide a quick wisdom book as long as you keep reading "$&; You can learn it after ten times.

32. Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?

33. I have a poem that many people in the world know. When a fool reads this poem, knowing means knowing, and not knowing means not knowing. I knew you were a fool. A fool must be reading this poem when he hears the phone squeaking. Happy April Fool's Day.

34. I miss you and have a warm feeling; Seeing you is a painful expectation; Loving you is my lifelong pursuit; Dreaming of you is my eternal feeling. Actually, beating you is what makes me happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

35. People are really tired when they are alive. They stood trying to sleep. They have to wait in line when they get on the bus. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and working is very tired. Alas, there is a charge for sending messages to dogs. Happy April Fool's Day!

36. Do you know? I think about you day and night. Think at dinner.

When horses and pigs meet tigers, they turn around and run. The pig ran very slowly, and the horse shouted, Stupid pig! How can a mobile phone run fast in your hand! Throw it here. Happy April Fool's Day!

38. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!

39. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!

Ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, honey? Braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

4 1. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him questions, he only answers no. Have you heard this story?

42. I sent you this dime message just to tell you? I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

43. You were practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after you with a kitchen knife. You turned and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me. Happy April Fool's Day!

44. I sent you this dime message just to tell you? I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

45. You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, echoing in my heart for a long time like the most beautiful melody in the world. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off ... today is April Fool's Day.

46. I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are a special, special, rare and unusual fool, and you are so cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

47. I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once we say it, we won't even have friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

48. There are golden arrows, iron arrows and bronze arrows, but you must learn from silver arrows! It is said that there are 18 kinds of 360 martial arts moves, but you must learn drunken arrows, so soon there appeared in the Jianghu: drunken silver arrows! Happy April Fool's Day!

50. Notice: April Fool's Day has arrived. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure!

5 1. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it. Happy April Fool's Day!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

53. Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and suck hard, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

The seismic station predicts that there will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

55. A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"! April Fool's Day SMS (only one day a year)

57. This is a carefully designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

58. If you drink too much, you will vomit, if you are sad, you will cry. When you drive up a tree, you will not be able to move when you see a beautiful MM. You always feel that you are making money soon, and your feelings are always not improving!

59.(! ) ordinary ass (_ _! _ _) Fat ass (! ) Tight ass (_). _) flat ass (_ * _) inflamed ass.

60. A person can stay with me forever and be called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Wish you a happy holiday!

6 1. Don't think that building a city is a fake apartment; Don't think that sowing seeds is a bumper harvest; Don't think that the summit is conquest; Don't think that I have forgotten you. At a critical moment, like today, on this special day, you are my first thought.

62. Send you a basket of fruits: there are gourds like your figure, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth bean, pistachios like your eyes and durians like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool's Day!

63. It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell; Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a coup, and the last fight is a decisive battle; Romance is romance, giving up one's life for righteousness is dedication; Looking down is an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

64. Do you have a TV? Watch CCTV 1, the White House was bombed, the whole building collapsed, the police closed the whole Washington, 19 people died, 32 people were injured,1/people were missing … 1 people were cheated! Happy holidays!

65. I am not superstitious, but I firmly believe that April Fool's Day is not appropriate. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, is the sound true? Family affairs are what happens in the world, and everything must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you success and don't be fooled.

66. On this special day, I want to call you, but I am worried that you will misinterpret me. I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today?

April Fool's Day, April 1, I will send you a happy tiger to make you happy and play with you, and I will also send you a happy tiger to accompany you to the end of happiness. Do you want to be a fool on April Fool's Day, believe it or not? Happy April Fool's Day!

68. When something happens, you will be too busy to get dizzy; When I'm fine, I'm bored; My favorite thing to do is to miss you and send you messages, because another fool has seen my news.

69. There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

70. The wind lifts your long hair, and you look more free and easy! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's a shame that you are a fool, not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

7 1. If you are sorry, please dial110; If you are in poor health, please call120; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone to discuss in detail ... April Fool's Day SMS (only one day a year)

72. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, you always sleep soundly ... I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

73. You are standing in the crowd, and the gentle wind blows up your long hair, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time, which makes me want to say: your wig is going to fall off ... Today is April Fool's Day!

74. You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off ... today is April Fool's Day.

75. You were practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after you with a kitchen knife. You turned around and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me. Happy April Fool's Day!

76. Dear users, your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out your sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

77. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't be connected, please drop it on the ground as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated dialing. Happy April Fool's Day!

78. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now, bacteria wear the same spirit, line up neatly and walk through your body with vigorous steps. ...

79. Weather forecast: RMB will be deposited in this area tonight, sometimes there will be checks in the northwest, and some areas will have gold bars! The live video part reminds the public to prepare big sacks and get ready to make a fortune! Happy April Fool's Day!

80. You have an angel-like appearance, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day.

8 1. From the moment I met you, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are ... two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

82. Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!

83. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

84. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting rose every day. When I get 999 roses, I will give them to you together. Emotionally, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

85. I feel familiar with you for so long. You are a special, special, special, special, rare and extremely stupid person, and you are so cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

86. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!

87. I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

88. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck. Happy April Fool's Day!

89. The sky is gray and wild. The hope this year is too slim. Shuiwan Bay, a long road, a day without money-it's too long, there are many tall buildings, and people come and go. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Happy April Fool's Day.

90. Send you the Zodiac: I wish you wisdom as a mouse, strength as an ox, boldness as a tiger, loveliness as a rabbit, self-confidence as a dragon, charm as a snake, romance as a horse, gentleness as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beauty as a chicken, loyalty as a dog and appearance as a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

9 1. It is reported that a few days ago, Iraqi armed forces hung a jade photo of you on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit and die. After investigation and evidence collection by the United Nations, it is confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, so run quickly. Happy April Fool's Day!

92. The wolf came, the pigsty was in a mess, and the mother pig arranged: the big pig blocked the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

93. Chasing you, chasing you and I chasing you, just like a hunter chasing a fox; Kiss you, kiss you, I kiss you, just like an old man eating corn.

94. The deleted address book will be lost. A moment, please. ...

95. Last night, I dreamed that you fell into a stinking cesspit. After climbing up, you said: after all, you have a good life, and even the cesspit smells good.

96. Through in-depth observation, I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to cross the eastern time and space and meet you face to face. Today, I want to tell you the truth: I love you, CCTV!

97. I wrote this poem on impulse. This poem is known to many people in the world. I don't like famous pigs, but I like fools. This is a matter of success or failure. Only a fool will be reading this poem if you don't believe it. Happy April Fool's Day

98. Do you have a TV? Watch CCTV 1. The White House was bombed and the whole building collapsed. The police have sealed off the whole of Washington, 19 people were killed, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing. . . 1 person cheated!

99. Don't move. Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, and abnormal ones stand in the middle. Hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone!

100. When you are in a bad mood, you can say to yourself in the mirror, "I am beautiful, I am really beautiful" so that you will feel better! ! But don't do this kind of thing often, because lying often is not good.