Jokes told on a date

1. Man: Hey, let me ask you a personal question?

Woman: What?

M: Do you have a boyfriend?

She must be investigated. Not yet! )

Woman: No!

Do you want me to introduce you to one?

Woman: Who is it?

Man: That man has the same surname as me, and his name is. ...

Say your name tactfully and mysteriously. )

Note: Look casual, giggle and make a friendly gesture, such as hugging and holding hands. She succeeded without explicitly opposing you!

2. We bet?

Many things can be used for betting. )

W: What are you betting on?

The man pretends to think: well ... if you lose, be my girlfriend, if I lose, be your boyfriend.

Women's general performance: they will laugh and hit you. The man took the time to ask questions and grabbed her hand. If the environment is good, you can hold her in your arms.

Can you do me a favor?

Woman: What?

Man: I bought a handful of roses. Please keep it for a few days.

M: I have always regarded you as my best friend, and I have a secret I really want to tell you.

W: What's the secret?

M: I fell in love with a girl, and I don't know what to do.

Woman: Tell her!

Watch her face. )

M: I'm afraid she doesn't like me. what can I do?

Female: ...

Never mind what she said. )

M: Actually, you know her.

Woman: Oh? who is it?

M: Hmm. ...

(Hesitates, then turns to her ear and whispers her name. )

5. M: Hey, do you want to fall in love?

(Take places where there are many couples as the basic environment. )

Woman: No.

Man: You are out of your mind. The book says: love is incompetent.

Woman: What's wrong with you!

Man: It's true! I want to sacrifice myself to save you for my friends.

Woman: Yes!

M: I want to. Let's make do with it!