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Meng Po's Tang Man! ( 1)

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? "My Lord, can I wait for someone on the bridge? My wife hasn't come yet. Who would have thought that I left before her, my poor life! "

"Quick, quick, whose soul is floating here, saying that he is innocent. Do you see this boundary now? Is it where you run? Eat the soup quickly and leave me. What a waste of time! Hey, give him soup quickly. Look at how long this line is and let me work overtime. " Su Shi looked up at Meng Po. I don't know how many years it will take to cook soup here in Meng Po. Meng Po is also a famous beauty in this yellow city. 3,000 locks are never casually worn, picturesque, charming and changeable, and always command me by the bridge wearing a red shirt. Hair that long is not afraid of falling into soup and being complained by ghosts. )

Naiheqiao, people coming and going from the Forgotten River, has no stories, such as Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, 2 1 century, and some dynasties I have never heard of. Listening to these ghosts gossiping, listening to those who don't want to drink soup talk about their unfulfilled wishes and how they came, I am used to any story. "Who am I? I don't remember anything except my name. Maybe Meng Po let me taste the soup too many times before I remembered that my name was Su Shu. "

(2)

"In front of a, you don't take it to heart, Meng Po she is this temper, but then again, this temper is the worst, but the craft is good, this nine deep and remote yellow knows, large and small, she cooked a good soup, do it at your will? Gangdom collects tolls, so let's take a bite of soup. Just drink this soup, and crossing this bridge is fate. Give you the same marriage line in your next life. Isn't there a few years left? It doesn't matter. Come on, I'll fill it up for you. Drink more. It's still far from next time. You can only drink if you want to drink in your next life. "

? "You can be careful for me. Some time ago, you forgot about that girl. Once the Naihe Bridge is over, you still remember who you are. The king of hell can deduct my salary. If you don't give me a good job, you will pack up and leave! "

"Okay, okay. I still remember the story about that girl, but I forgot the story. Speaking of it, girls are also poor. What's it called? " It seems to be called Jin Mu. "Meng Po said, although Meng Po fierce gossip. Listen to me tell this story.

"Saying this brocade dusk is a poor girl. In Cangguo, there is an immortal medicine valley owner who is very cold, but it is said that he has the ability to make people die, restore their broken arms and help others rebuild their looks. But she won't treat them unless she values the conditions. Jin Mu is the only apprentice of the owner of Yaogu. He is handsome and generous, and his medical skill is no different from that of the owner of Yaogu. Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting are all familiar. Although I live in this medicine mountain with the Valley Master, I am afraid that the Valley Master is rich and that my apprentice will be wronged and give whatever he wants.

? Jin Mu has been with Master since he was a child, and has never left the valley of medicine. She could have succeeded the teacher's career, but she didn't succeed.

General, let's go. We have no other way. Your life is more important than anyone else. Let's go, let's go! There was smoke everywhere, soldiers' bodies piled up like mountains, and the sky was dyed red with this blood. I don't know whether it is ash or snow. The red tassel on the pike is entrusted with its love for someone in the cold wind. The endless battlefield and the lonely souls of countless soldiers are all engraved in Ada's memory. "Kill, whoever cuts the head of General Cang Guo will be the next general!"

? "General, let's go, you have to hold the mountains and rivers." The roar of the soldiers around. The rest of you stay with the general, and the others and I will stay with our brothers on this battlefield!

"Master, there is a man here. He had an arrow on his back and his arm was badly cut by a knife. He is still wearing armor. " If you don't save him, he is a ghost. Who knows who he is? Jin dimly pulled out a general card. The owner is a general. Let's go save him. After saving him, play with me in this valley. It's okay to be a guard at the gate. Let's keep him, master.

Saved, you can cure yourself. I won't help you.

There is only a cup of tea on the table in the room, and the green yarn on the wooden bed. The wind outside the window is blowing peach blossoms, and the petals are scattered all over the room through the window frame. The people on the bed lie dreaming, "Soldiers, help them, hooligans, who can help them!" " Jin Muduan took the medicine and followed the master into the door. I've been watching this man for days, master. He repeats his words every day, and his soldiers are not awake. Jimmy, let him go when he wakes up. Such people can't stay in the valley. Then the master left.

? You are covered in blood. How can you be so beautiful and clean in that environment? It happened better than me. When I wake up, I will definitely ask you how to do this hair. Jin Mu straightened the medicine bowl and gently raised her head. The brown potion was slowly drunk with the action of golden twilight. "I don't know when you will wake up. I miss your soldier and will get better soon. My medicine is not free. I hope to tell me a story when I wake up. "

? In the middle of the night, the moonlight hits the face of the person on the bed from the window frame, and his face becomes more three-dimensional in the shadow of the moonlight. Ada slowly opened his eyes and looked at the room, but he fell asleep again before looking carefully. "Water, I need water." Jin Mu, who delivered medicine outside the door in the morning, heard the sound and quickened his pace. The medicine was on the wooden table, and Ada handed it to him when he got a glass of water.

? Girl, where is this? Who are you? Ada tried to stand up, but the injury on his arm made him unable to move.

? Son, you'd better lie down and say, don't touch your tattered body until it's healed. I'm Jin Mu, and I'm here to meet you. I am your savior. Come on, come on. Now that you are awake, you don't need me to take medicine. You can drink it yourself.

? Liu Yan looked at the brocade at dusk, and a head of hair was lightly pulled by a hairpin, and her eyes were as clear as glass, and a pale pink skirt was slim. Lively and smart, like a peach blossom jumping in the wind, it stands proudly in the warm spring breeze.

? "Childe, are you a soldier on the battlefield? When I found you, I was wearing armor and my face was covered with blood. Master said I wouldn't save you, and I begged him to let you stay. " When I spoke at dusk, the last image of the battlefield caught Ada's eye. In the bonfire in the wild, it seems that the burning wind flooded the battlefield. These jackals are still killing at will, and finally a group of people sent me out of the battlefield, and my fresh life was buried in this wind.

Suddenly, Ruyan Liu's eyes became sad. "Childe, it is not easy to survive in this troubled times. Master told you to go down the mountain as soon as you woke up, but you can't stay down the mountain until you feed the wolves halfway. Do you want to stay here for a while? You drank my medicine for so many days. Speaking of which, I am still your savior. Aren't you going to repay me? "

? "Well, I don't expect you to repay me. When the arm is ready, go down the mountain, and there is no extra food for you at home. " Jin Mu said to himself while clearing the bowl. You haven't told me your name.

Miss Jin Mu, there's smoke. Liu flue, Jin dusk looked at him, obviously he is also a teenager, adding maturity beyond his age to him in the noise of the wasteland. At dusk, Ada smiled warmly. Can I call you Yan in the future? Ada blushed nervously and said, "This girl is my savior. Naturally, you can call her whatever you want. "

? There is nothing more intoxicating than a girl's smile. If there is, it must be brocade dusk.

(3)

After a few days, the spring breeze finally rested, and it was replaced by Mao Mao rain. After a day of rain, the peach blossoms on the branches were scattered and the haze of a winter was washed away.

Yan, you can't go out. It was windy a few days ago, and it rained again these days. Your injury has not healed. Are you wasting so many days of my time?

"Twilight daughter, I really recovered. I just want to exercise my muscles. If I stay in my room, I really can't defend my country. I know the heart of the doctor's parents, and I promise to walk in the corridor and not get wet. "

"Then I will accompany you." Jin Mu and Ada walked side by side in the cloister. "I tell you, did you see that tree? I'm waiting for it to grow up and hang a swing on it. Do you see that pond? There are many fish in it. I used to like fishing with master best. That's the medicine that Master planted there. You can't touch it. If you break master's medicine, she will make you flower fertilizer! " Ada listened quietly to brocade dusk, and the girl's cleverness somehow disturbed her thoughts.

"Smoke, why don't you talk to me? You were talking in your sleep when you were in a coma for a few days. I thought you were a talkative person, and I was thinking of telling me a story when you woke up. I tell you, I grew up in the valley, and I can only go to the market at the foot of the mountain at most. Master said I was not old enough to take me out of the valley. Can you tell me something about your hometown? " Smiled at Jin Mu, eyes full of spoil.

"Girl, my hometown is much more prosperous than here. Every day, there are vendors selling candied haws, shops selling rouge and gouache, and shops selling rare treasures, such as rare medicinal materials, Nanhai Dongzhu, literary antiques and rare calligraphy and painting.

I am the only child in my family. My parents want me to study hard, be a gentleman, get married and have children, and be safe. However, all my ambitions are in that battlefield, and the country is in turmoil. How can I live a quiet life? I left resolutely when I was recruiting, and I haven't been home for many years.

? I miss the streets of my hometown, the smell of the wonton restaurant on the corner, and the clothes and meals made by my mother. I miss the yard where I fly kites and the moonlight in my hometown. "

Jin Mu looked at Ada's expression when he talked about his hometown, as if he had been to Ayan's hometown.

? "Golden sunset girl, can I drink? There can be wine in the valley. "

"Drink less is ok, but don't drink too much. Let's go back and get Ayan wine. "