Curse people with couplets

Once I chatted with my friends, and it didn't take long for them to get together: "Gladiators stop cars, tigers pounce on the river, and every man is brave."

As soon as this couplet came out, someone immediately retorted: "ants walk along locust trees, trees shake, and fools are arrogant." I am not good at learning, and I have been searching for the bottom of my heart: "cicadas don't know the snow, worms learn, when will the villain leave?"

"Gladiators stop cars, tigers cross the river, and ordinary people are not brave." That is, I can't chew my teeth. My friend is saying: You little girls dare to talk here, which is simply selling articles in front of Kong Old Master Q Q. "Ants walk along locust trees, ants shake trees, and fools pretend to be heroes" is saying: You all overreach yourself and play broadswords in front of you. And what I mean by "knowing the snow, the ants succeed, and when the villain will leave" is that shallow people, with a little knowledge and insight, will be arrogant! Why don't you little people (friends) disappear in front of me quickly?

The triple swear words above are not swearing, but they are very popular and fun.

(2)

Ji Yun in Qing Dynasty, word Xiaolan, word Chunfan, No.,posthumous title Wenda. On one occasion, Ji Xiaolan asked for leave to go home and stopped in front of a temple. The monks in the temple were flattered by the news. They have long heard of Ji Xiaolan's good poems and good humor; Then, a group of people gathered around, noisy, pestering Ji Xiaolan to tell him stories. Ji Xiaolan told some jokes, but he couldn't get rid of them. Then he had a brainwave and said to the monks, "I really don't have any jokes." How about making a couplet on your monk? " Monks are very happy to hear that Lord Ji is going to write couplets for them. Ji Xiaolan smiled and said to them: "The sunset is fragrant and sweeps away all the dust; When the fire in the fireplace goes out, the Italian horse must be firmly tied. "Got ji's adult couplets, and all the monks were overjoyed. They only know that this couplet of Ji's adult conforms to the laws of their lives and is appropriate. But where did they know that this couplet was just a joke!

In the first part of the couplet, "the fragrance of sunset glow" is a word "He", "Sweep away the ordinary heart" is a word "Ji", and the whole couplet forms a word "Bald". The bottom line "the hearth burns out" is a word "Lu", and the word "Ma" seeps out, and the whole bottom line forms a word "donkey". Together, this pair is a "bald donkey". Poor monks, they are very happy to get such a nickname!

When the phoenix enters the grain and the birds fly away,

Grass won't grow when the horse reaches the reeds.

One night, the avatar came back,

Nothing for 1008 days.

Hehe, everyone scolds monks.