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What do boys talk about at night in the dormitory?

1. Talk about the girls in the class.

In this discussion, everyone joked that so-and-so was a good match for a certain girl. The speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention. In this kind of joking conversation, some people took it seriously and looked for opportunities to chase the girl. Not to mention, we actually formed several couples. Some of them were happy and some were sad. Some of their buddies chased girls but failed, and ended up with a dark dream.

2. Talk about local politics.

Someone talked about a big figure in the local political arena and said that despite his unlimited fame, if there was not a high-ranking official in the province to back him up, he would still be kicking his butt at home! We asked him why, and he said that during the crackdown on the rightists, an official was sent to his village and received help from a poor family. Later, the official was rehabilitated, and through some connections, a good son of this family was brought into the officialdom.

3. Talk about interesting things from the past.

My classmate Li Jiefang told us a very strange thing. When he was in high school, a student in the class made a mistake. The teacher kicked him out of the classroom and ordered him not to enter the class. After the student wandered the streets for two days, he visited the small county town again. He had no place to go and could not go home. If you want to join the class, it doesn't matter if the head teacher doesn't agree.

When he was passing by a sesame seed cake stall, he had an idea. He bought two sesame seed cakes for two yuan, put your sesame seed cakes in his arms, and went to the homeroom teacher.

He entered the homeroom of the head teacher, took out the sesame cakes from his pocket and put them on the coffee table. The head teacher first smiled inexplicably, then was surprised, and finally became extremely angry.

"Go, go, go quickly, come to class, come to class, come to class, don't stay here."