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What is the olive theory?

Robin is a city reporter, or a host. All she claimed was some fragmented reports at the end of the film. In fact, many of them are non-mainstream information that nobody pays attention to, such as "A monkey can play the guitar". Robin is not a lazy man without pursuit. In her dreams, she always looks forward to reporting some big events one day. When she expressed this deepest wish, our hero Ted began to faint: "For example, can gorillas play bass?"

This is definitely a sentence that hurts Robin's innocent feelings. After the dance, it is estimated that ted also saw Robin's displeasure. "I'm sorry, you are really beautiful."

Is it really crazy, or is the gorilla not satisfied? The joke must have stimulated his nerves. What does it matter? If I offend the chick I just met, I'll use you to make a careless eye.

Remember a joke?

If a girl is not beautiful, you should praise her for being smart; If a girl is not smart, you should praise her for her beauty; If she is neither smart nor beautiful, praise her as cute.

In principle, there is nothing wrong with praising girls. Which girl doesn't want to be the focus of attention and fall in love with countless heroes?

It's just that if Ted knew how to deal with girls, he would be Barney. He keeps saying that you are beautiful, but his hands are dangling in front of him, as if to prove that he didn't mean it.

Fortunately, Robin doesn't look like a narrow-minded girl, and when we first met, Ted's performance just showed that he was not good at it. Maybe it just happens to be Robin's type. But who knows? I'm afraid only she knows what Robin thinks.

But obviously not every woman can stand jokes like Robin's.

For example, Robin's girlfriend who has just been dumped by her boyfriend, in her eyes, all men should be enemies, as if men all over the world have become the embodiment of the man who broke his heart. At this moment, they are all one person!

Helping girls, or helping those girlfriends around girls, can always get good results. There's an old saying in China, it's called shooting cattle from the other mountain. You may not need to pay direct attention to her, but you can also achieve the final result for those who are chattering around her.

Ted did it. Oh, no, it's Robin.

When Robin spilled wine in his glass in Ted, he secretly left him his phone number.

Ted took the first step towards success.

Confused Barney, who appeared unintentionally, smiled and said, "Rejected-according to-wait a minute-rejected!" I wanted to see ted's frustration after he was smashed, but Ted showed you that little business card. It's Barney's turn to be depressed. Ted refused to have a laser gunfight with him, but happily prepared to date Americans.

Barney seems to be a natural playboy, and Ted just follows Barney to parties everywhere because he doesn't realize that he needs a serious relationship. The difference lies in that little bit of consciousness. When Ted was ready to make some changes, he abandoned Barney, but Barney was still not ready. Maybe he will never make any preparations. His life seems to be full of red lights and green wine.

So Ted finally dated Robin for the first time. But these two guys don't seem to intend to turn this moment into a sweet time, and they are still joking unscrupulously.

Robin: Wow, that's a French trumpet with a great ass.

Ted: Yeah, so he looks like a dildo.

Hey, will you say these words on your first date with him? Maybe you will think about it, but you will never say it unless this "date" requires you to "pay", right? I mean, you met a prostitute.

But not only did they say it, but both of them liked the joke, because ordinary girls might not like the metaphor, but Robin was not ordinary.

How the next thing will develop and what kind of sparks will collide, I am afraid that ordinary people and ordinary people can't do it.

Everyone will draw an image of themselves and TA during their love in spring in their minds. Both men and women often say "it doesn't seem to work at first glance" because there is a gap between the person in front of you and the person you have been longing for for for a long time.

Ted is no exception. As usual, he put the imaginary person on Robin. He likes raising dogs, drinking scotch, quoting Ghostbusters, and of course, the best part is that she hates olives.

This confirms the "olive theory" created by Matthew and Lily. The principle of the olive theory is actually quite simple. The whole explanation is this: "He hates olives, but she likes them. It's a perfect couple!"

In fact, there is nothing to say about the validity of this theory. It's not simply that you don't like me. I like this complementarity. In that case, wolves and sheep have kissed me for centuries.

The connotation revealed by Olive Theory should be, er, remember the lyrics in the story of the editorial department: "The herringbone structure is to support each other." Of course, here should be mutual understanding and support!

In fact, it looks simple, but it is difficult to do.

For example, I am from the north and my girlfriend is from the south. I like noodles and she likes rice. I like to make a pot immediately after cooking, but she insists on waiting until after eating. I like to close the window when I sleep at night, but she likes to leave a crack in the window. I like potatoes, but she likes meat. I like to brush my teeth after meals, while she likes to brush her teeth before meals. ...

In fact, even if there are more differences, as long as they don't interfere with each other, the problem is not very big. After all, these are just unimportant personal habits.

However, if you want to force the other party to change the habit of TA, something will definitely go wrong. So the olive theory is actually explaining that people can be different, but everyone should tolerate each other, so as to create real perfection.