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The farmer slept naked in the orchard and was awakened by laughter. It turned out to be a monkey standing in front of him, laughing wildly. The farmer asked inexplicably, what are you laughing at? The monkey said: after eating fruit all my life, I saw bananas and walnuts grow together for the first time.

When hunting, the hunter saw two birds in the tree, raised his gun and shot down a bird. He was curious to find it hairless. Another bird flew down and cursed: Shit, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you killed her.

A lady asked a priest what is the devil, hell and heaven. The priest explained: between my legs is the devil, and between your legs is hell. As long as you send the devil to hell, we can all go to heaven.

A man is in a hotel, and a lady calls. Do you want a massage? Q: What's the price? Answer: 20 yuan above the belt, 200 yuan below the belt. Man: Come on! When the young lady entered the room, she saw her naked and tied a belt around her ankle. It's amazing! Shit! That's great.

In the morning, I took my dog for a walk. I met a lovely girl with a dog on the road. The two dogs looked at each other and began to make out.

My sister gave me a white look and said, watch your son.

I bowed my head and said to the dog, Your mother-in-law doesn't like you!