Who knows the classic joke of Tian Tian Brothers?

Qian Feng: Why is the penguin's belly white?

Everyone is at a loss.

Qian Feng: Because penguins have short hands, they can only take a bath in front (while talking, demonstrating and laughing). Qian Feng: Do you know the name of the tiger?

Ou Di: Tiger.

Qian Feng: Wrong! !

Everybody: What?

Qian Feng: Dandan!

Everyone:

Qian Feng: Because.

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The joke is that astronauts use adult diapers. Qian Feng quickly responded: "Cheng!"

You can't get wet, so name yourself. "Wang Han said coldly, they are not interested in knowing the answer, so they ignored him. However, Ou Di couldn't help it later and said, "Sorry, brother, I want to know Qian Feng's answer. "

Qian Feng immediately stood up with excitement and pride-adult diapers, and package ~ ~ ~ adult! ! A bird was shot several times. Why are you still flying?

Answer: Because it is strong. Still a bird, shot several times, why is it still flying?

Answer: Because the response is slow. There are 800 people in Sparta. Why are there only 300 people left in the end?

Answer: Because Wu Bai went to sing. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

Answer: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand. A pig was idle and bored, so he left and walked to England. What happened afterwards?

Answer: pig.

Qian Feng said: There is a little rabbit, which walks for a while, jumps for a while, and has its left foot and right foot for a while. Why?

Answer: Because she likes it.

How much does a star weigh?

8 grams, because the star is 8 grams (Starbucks). Ou Di's joke:

One day, Xiao Qiang came home crying and said, "Mom!"

Mom, everyone at school says my head is a kite. "

Then my mother said, "How come? Won't it? Come and run with me. "

(Laughter) From Koji: There is a bird that flew from the sun to the earth in one day. It took two days to fly from the earth to the sun.

Why?

Because flying towards the sun, one wing blocks the sun, and only one wing can fly, which takes two days.

In the first phase of the college entrance examination star class, two girls were admitted to Fudan Mathematics Department, but they all said that their dream was to make movies.

Wang Han: Sorry, Fudan's teacher. Our children in Hunan are like this. They took the math exam, but their dream is to make a movie.

Qian Feng: Now it's a digital movie (cold. . . )

Once a group of young scientists came, and a Beijinger said that there were five poisons in his house, and spiders were weaving webs beside his bed. Then Qian Feng said, "One good thing is that there are no mosquitoes ..."

A cold wind blew, and Wang Han and Ou Di immediately dodged and said, Come, I'll interview you alone.

Qian Feng walked up to the little scientist and asked coldly, Are there any mosquitoes in your house? A boy said his nickname was Jolin, and everyone began to think about why.

Wang Han: Is it because vegetables are soaked like jolin that they grow taller?

Qian Feng: I see, because of him.

1.90 meters, so it is called jolin.

As soon as the words were finished, it was like a cold wind blowing, and the boys kept nodding wildly (dude, you know me ~ ~ ~)