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What are Gaoping people like?

Gaoping people pretend to be "Zhao people". The four characters inscribed by General Chi Haotian on Liangshan Mountain: "General Zhao's legacy" show the tragic feelings of Gaoping people and often remind me of this famous sentence by Li Bai. . Of course, the birthplace of Hou Ying and Zhu Hai cannot be verified accurately. However, the Book of the New Tang Dynasty Prime Minister's Genealogy Table records that in the Spring and Autumn Period, the mourning Hou of the State of Jin and his younger brother Hou were killed by Duke Wu of Jin, and their descendants fled to other countries, taking Hou as their surname. Hou Ying of Wei is his descendant. "It is inferred that Hou Ying is a descendant of Jin people and has something to do with Changping. Therefore, we can be like Zhao people, "three cups of vomit, five mountains are light." After dizziness and ear fever. I am full of enthusiasm. "After three glasses of wine, what you said and promised is heavier than the five mountains; After a few drinks, I will do anything for my friends, and death is not enough. Very advanced style! Gaoping people have a strong chivalrous spirit. On the wine table, the spirit of never leaving until the last moment is chivalrous spirit; In business, the spirit of reprimanding Fang Qiu and doing one's best is also chivalrous. Even if the consumer places spend a lot of money to buy a house and a car, it can't be said to be a "variation" of chivalrous spirit. Chen Gui, a general of the Eastern Han Dynasty who "does not teach Huma to cross Yinshan Mountain"; Governing the Yellow River and saving the people, there are two rivers behind it named after Jia Lu, a water conservancy expert in Yuan Dynasty. Wang Yan, a famous anti-gold star in Song Dynasty, was the boss and general of Yue Fei. Bi He, an important official in the Qing Dynasty: There are also representatives of Shanxi merchants Hou Zhuang and Lao Zhao's family. Their merchants are all over the country ... all chivalrous and heartless! Chivalrous, ninja! Gaoping people are depressed. In the first world war of Changping, every family went to the funeral, and every family lost. Feelings of sadness, anger and fear have been with us for thousands of years. Therefore, the chivalrous spirit of Gaoping people is even more tragic, and it also hides cynicism. This depression has become an extreme hobby for wine. " When drinking songs, what is the geometry of life? "Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem!" Depressed emotions may only be solved by alcohol. As a result, almost everyone in Gaoping is good at drinking, everyone is good at drinking, and everyone can drink. It is famous in the land of Sanjin. This depression has turned into a sad voice in the fields and on the stage. During the Qingming Festival, the grave sounds sad, the fields cry, and Gao Ping's unique Kuqiang expresses resentment and thoughts. Shangdang Bangzi, which originated in Zezhou, let Gaoping people find a carrier to vent their inner feelings, and when they are high, they will go straight into the sky; When you are sad and angry, your heart will turn a thousand times. This repression is transformed into the seemingly crazy gender characteristics of Gaoping people: half-truth and half-falsehood, and they like banter rather than banter. Manners are a bit exaggerated, and words and deeds are quite dramatic. Therefore, Gaoping people are very talented in comedy. I can't help laughing after saying a few words. So, you have become friends, buddies and acquaintances, which makes things much more convenient. I think it has something to do with the success of business with Gaoping people. Crazy personality can also be proved in another way. For example, witchcraft was once very popular in Gaoping countryside. Besides the mystery that we can't explain, is it also closely related to their secret fanaticism? According to Records of the Historian, in the 47th year of Qin Dynasty (the first 260 years), Wang Bi, the commander in chief, attacked Korea and seized power. Go to the party and the people and go to Zhao. Zhao Changping, according to the party and the people. ..... Including the defeat of the army, 400,000 people fell to Wu Anjun. Calculate the date: "The former Qin has joined the party, and the Shangdang people are not happy to return to Zhao because of Qin." Zhao's soldiers were afraid of chaos and kept killing him. It was done by cheating and killing, and the smallest one was given to Zhao. Beheaded 450,000 people before and after. It can be seen that Shangdang people, including Gaoping people, were killed because they were "unwilling to return to Zhao for Qin", an awe-inspiring reason. Only after suffering can you feel weak, and only after suffering can you broaden your horizons. A friend of Gao Ping once said: "When you meet a real person, Gao Ping is more real than you;" When you meet cunning people, Gaoping people are more cunning than you. Why? We Gaoping people have never seen anything! " I believe this, I really do! Time flies for two thousand years. When the media are hyping up the boss of Gaoping Coal Industry Company, and various versions of rich stories are constantly flooding the eardrum, I don't know how far their eyes can see, and they can see the descendants of Zhao who were killed for a true feeling, as well as those who were "generous and sad". How far can we go? ......