Big brother and big sister, please tell me some jokes! ! ! !

-Wahaha joke-1700 1

An old man went to the hospital to see a doctor. After the outpatient doctor checked, it was opened.

Two prescriptions of "stool examination" and "urine examination" were introduced.

After paying the prescription, the old man took two small bottles from the laboratory.

Son.

But because the doctor was careless, he wrote "urine test" as "fart test"

At this time, the old man found that the prescription might be wrong, so he asked the nurse who gave him the bottle.

Elder sister, q: What exactly do I need to take? The nurse didn't even look up, no.

Say patiently: check what you wrote. The old man is very helpless.

After waiting for more than an hour, the old man finally expected a "fart".

Close to the toilet, put the fart in the bottle, and then cover it quickly with your hands. Hurry up.

It was sent to the laboratory and given to the nurse, who found the contents of the bottle.

No, I only smelled a fart, so I asked the old man unhappily, the old man.

When the nurse finished reading the list, everyone present burst into laughter.