The parrot of humorous jokes

A parrot with humorous jokes

1. A man likes parrots very much. One day he went to auction a parrot. He shouted, "I am willing to pay 1 dollars", and then someone shouted, "I am willing to pay 2 yuan dollars!" So he called 3 yuan again ... but another voice seemed to be against him and didn't stop until he called 2 yuan ...

He asked, "Boss ... can you talk?"

He heard the parrot shout, "Can't you talk?" ! ? ! Who do you think was bidding you just now? ! ?

2. A man kept a parrot, which was very powerful, and all the other birds in it were killed by it.

Later, the owner brought back an eagle and put it together. When the owner came to see it, the parrot's hair hung outside the cage.

The host said, "Not this time. "

But on closer inspection, the eagle died, and the parrot said naked," This grandson is really amazing. You really can't beat ya without taking off your arms. "

3. A bird dealer has three parrots. A customer came and looked at it, pointing to the first parrot and asking for the price.

"1 yuan. "The bird dealer said.

The customer said in surprise, "So expensive? "

" Of course, because it can use Windows"

".What about this one? "The customer pointed to the second one.

"2, because it can use UNIX"

"Oh, where's the third one? "

　"3。 Will it ...? "The bird dealer shrugged his shoulders and replied," I don't know what it will be. "He pointed to the first two parrots," but they both called it "CTO". "

4. A man was walking down the street and saw a businessman selling parrots. He asked," Can you talk? "

The businessman said, "Of course! Don't believe it. You hold its right foot "

Only the parrot clearly says," Hello! Hello! "

The merchant said, "You can hold its left foot again."

Only the parrot clearly said, "Goodbye, goodbye ..."

The man immediately bought the parrot.

After returning home, be in heaven touched the parrot's left foot for a while and his right foot for a while.

The parrot also obediently said, "Goodbye, hello.

Suddenly he grasped the parrot's two feet.

Only the parrot said loudly, "xxxx! You want to throw me to death! ？"

5. I want to buy a talking bird. When I came back to raise it, I saw a parrot lying in the cage, motionless, with one foot still hanging on the cage. I was curious to ask the boss, but I saw a piece of paper posted outside the cage, which read

"I'm not sick"

"My foot was not injured"

"Not dead".

So I thought this parrot was full of personality, so I bought it home ...

For the next week, I taught this parrot to talk every day ... "Call Dad" and "Call Dad", but it didn't respond. It only slept every day, and it remained the same after two or three weeks. But it angered me, so I threw it into the chicken cage to vent my anger ... When I went to see it the next day, I saw a parrot holding a chicken and saying "Call Dad" and "Call Dad" ...

6. Xiaohua went to the bird market. Found a parrot with a price tag of 3 yuan money.

So I asked the seller: Why is your parrot so cheap?

seller: this parrot is stupid! I have taught it civilized language for a long time. Up to now, I can only say one sentence-"Who is it?"

Xiaohua thought it was cheap anyway, so she bought it.

when he got home in the evening, he thought, "I won't believe in religion or you!" So Xiaohua taught it to say something else all night.

But in the morning, the parrot just said, "Who is it?" So Xiaohua got angry and locked the door and went to work.

after a while, little z came to check the gas bill.

Little Z, "Knock, Knock ..." (Knock on the door)

Parrot: Who is it?

little z: gas inspector.

parrot: who is it?

little z: gas inspector.

parrot: who is it?

little z: gas inspector.

in the evening, Xiao X came back. I saw a man lying on the ground at the door of my house, foaming at the mouth.

Xiaohua: yo ~! Who is this?

I heard someone checking the gas in the room. ;