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One. The benefits of writing and reading

Reading has many advantages. Let me introduce the following points to you:

1. can increase our knowledge and know what's going on in the world without going out.

It can improve our reading ability and writing level.

It can make us educated.

It can help us find a good job.

It can make us in an invincible position in the fierce competition society.

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Two. Read celebrity stories:

Wen Yiduo drunk books

Wen Yiduo is addicted to reading, and he is "drunk" at first sight. On his wedding day, the new house was decorated with lights and colorful, and it was very lively. Early in the morning, relatives and friends came to congratulate each other. Until the bride's sedan chair arrived home, people still couldn't find the groom anywhere. I was so anxious that everyone looked everywhere and found him in the study. He was still wearing an old robe and was fascinated by a book in his hand. No wonder some people say that he can't read, and he will be "drunk" at first sight.

Hua guessed the ledger.

The famous mathematician Hua has a different way of reading. He took a book, didn't read it from beginning to end, but thought for a while, then closed his eyes and meditated. He guessed the layout of the book, then thought about it and opened it. If the author's idea is consistent with his own guess, he will stop reading. The guessing reading method of flowers not only saves reading time, but also cultivates one's thinking and imagination, so as not to make oneself a slave to books.

Hou copied the book.

Hou, the master of crosstalk language, only attended primary school for three years. Because he is diligent and studious, his artistic level has reached a perfect level and he has become a famous language expert. On one occasion, in order to buy the joke book "The Waves" of Amin Dynasty that he wanted to buy, he went to all the second-hand book stalls in Beijing but failed to buy it. Later, he learned that Beijing Library had this book, so he decided to copy it back. In winter, he braved the heavy wind and snow and ran to the library to copy books for 18 days in a row. A book of more than 100,000 words was finally copied by him.

Zhang Guanghou eats books.

Mathematician Zhang Guanghou once saw a paper about deficient value, and thought it was very useful for his research work, so he read it again and again. This paper has more than 20 pages, and he has read it repeatedly for more than half a year. Because of repeated groping, clear black marks were left on the white pages. His wife joked with him that it was not reading, but eating books.

Gorky kept the book.

Gorky, a world writer, has a deep affection for books and loves them like life. Once, his room caught fire. The first thing he picked up was a book, and nothing else was considered. He almost burned to death to save the book. He said: "Books enlighten my wisdom and soul and help me stand up in the muddy pond. If it weren't for books, I would sink in this muddy pond, and I would be drowned by stupidity and filth. "

Match it yourself! !

I am a poor scholar, and my name is not nice at all! !

Famous saying-"Golden Jade and Good Words"

Story-"Love Book" (then it can be divided into several parts: drunken book, guessing book, copying book ...)

You can also insert a few pictures yourself, it's not too difficult, just make a decoration!

You can also borrow books to express your feelings.

I also found some information that might be useful.

How to read?

How to read

Reading thousands of books, Walking Wan Li Road "and" Reading is beneficial "are the indoctrination we have received since childhood. In addition, the wooden bridge of the college entrance examination is just around the corner. Every day, we can only "turn a deaf ear to things outside the window and concentrate on reading sage books". How can we develop good reading habits?

(1) Look at the table of contents, read the whole book quickly and master the style.

(2) recall what you know, more or less than the author (the vast majority is less)

(3) However, what problems do you want to see from this book? What are you most interested in and helpful to yourself?

(4) after the target is determined, the specified time.

(5) Focus on the content, title, the beginning and end of each chapter, which is fast and can grasp the key points.

(6) Write down some good sentences or key paragraphs.

(7) Keep "critical thinking" at any time during reading. Let your thoughts be active, draw every point that can be related to it on the guide map, and at the same time indicate the author's advantages and disadvantages, his own views, what else can be referenced, and so on.

(8) Finally, review and select key paragraphs to improve the map.

(9) Organize your notes and summarize your gains.

Three good words and sentences:

Learning from time to time is a pleasure!

-The Analects of Confucius

The vast sea, the water is so clear. In the deepest part of the ocean, there are sea kings and many sea tribes.

-"Daughter of the Sea"

This loyal old horse is going to be killed.

-"Shepherd Goose"

The man who holds the power of life and death thus declared the fate of Harris.

Uncle Tom's Cabin

Reading motto:

This is a road to the mountain of books, and learning is endless.

Good book recommendation:

Title: Mickey Mouse

Author: Walter Disney

Publishing House: Tongqu Publishing House

Highlight: The picture is very interesting.

Highlight: Baby, stop it! It's not fair! The children haven't eaten.

Title: Small Pocket Literature

Authors: Jean-Pierre Marie et al.

Publishing House: Ming Kai Publishing House

Highlight: The story is fascinating, with a total of 20 books, which is very enjoyable to read.

Highlight: well, turtle dragon, good name!

Title: Naughty Amir

Author: Lin Gelun

Publishing House: China Children's Publishing House.

Highlight: It's fun.

Highlight: Russia wants Russian cats.

Topic: scientific cognition of primary school students

Author: Masahiko Sato

Publishing House: Xin Lei Publishing House

Highlight: interesting questions and wonderful answers.

Highlight: Which direction does the needle grow?

View all 10 1 answers.

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Handwritten newspaper about reading.

Write handwritten newspaper content with reading experience, famous sayings and aphorisms, wonderful fragments, reading life and new stories as columns (don't send pictures).

I have no time to read in my life.

Don't stick to books or superstitious books

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Famous aphorisms about reading.

Books are the ladder of human progress.

Use books, hate less.

A lazy youth, a lousy age.

Teenagers don't know how to study hard, but old people regret studying late.

Read a book a hundred times and you will understand its meaning.

I never get tired of reading old books, but I don't know myself until I read them carefully.

There is a road in the mountain of books, but there is no limit to learning the sea.

Reading breaks thousands of volumes, and writing is like a god.

Reading should be like a hungry man jumping on bread.

Books are a comfort in adversity.

The study is the nest of literati spirit and the meditation hall of life.

The most magnificent palace in the world is the library with the largest collection of books.

Reading when you are young is like walking against the rising sun.

The lightest ink is better than the strongest memory.

Spirit can make up for material deficiency.

Gain knowledge in learning and courage in fighting.

Use pen and ink and study hard.

Knowledge is like a spring under the gravel. The deeper you dig, the clearer the spring water becomes.

If knowledge is not increasing every day, it will decrease continuously.

Language is a reflection of spiritual and cultural upbringing.

A noble language pack contains sincere motives.

Diligence and knowledge are the best lovers.

The key to learning a lot is not to learn a lot at once.

A person's measurement is a spiritual force and a powerful civilized force.

People who can read are afraid of what they can't do.

Successful scientists are often people with a wide range of interests. Their originality comes from their erudition.

The author may not be able to write old, but he must learn old.

No matter how profound the knowledge is, it begins with learning letters.

It is much easier to write ten books than to lay the foundation with practical actions.

Reading is nourishing the soul in a sense.

Rich knowledge can enjoy spiritual satisfaction.

Constantly knowing your ignorance is the expression of human wisdom.

Learning not only means accepting new knowledge, but also means correcting mistakes and even understanding them.

Not believing in books can't improve the realm, but believing in books is better than not having any books.

People who love knowledge will always taste the sweetness of knowledge.

Eating and drinking can be simple because of ugliness, but learning cannot be simple because of ugliness.

Work hard, ask less, and get something.

Reading a good book is like making a good friend.

Cang Kejia

People who can eat essential nutrients are healthier than those who eat a lot. Similarly, real scholars are often not people who have read many books, but people who have read useful books.

Ya Li si ti pu

Next to choosing a good friend is choosing a good book.

Calder

● It is better not to read a book that is not suitable for you. We must be able to choose the most valuable and appropriate reading materials.

Belinsky

Bad books, like bad friends, may kill you.

Fielding

A person who loves books will never lack a loyal friend, a mentor, a lovely companion and a gentle comforter.

Isaac barrow

Books inspired my wisdom and soul. They helped me out of the mire of corruption. Without them, I would drown in them and suffocate in stupid and despicable things.

-"Gorky on Youth"

● Night lights and chickens are the time for men to study. Teenagers only know how to play, but don't know how to study hard. When they are old, they regret why they didn't know how to study hard when they were young.

Yan Zhenqing

● If you are obsessed with sex, you are determined to win: Therefore, people who are obsessed with books must work hard, and people who are obsessed with art must have good skills. -Those who have fallen behind and accomplished nothing in the world call themselves non-idiots.

-Pu Songling: "Slope"

To climb the peak of science and culture, we must break through the unfavorable conditions and make use of the favorable conditions provided by life to create new conditions.

Gao Shiqi

Young comrades must remember that the cultural heritage of the past cannot be obtained entirely by running and jumping. This requires firm resilience and hard work. You know, overcoming difficulties on this road is a very good stimulant in itself.

-"ostrovsky"

● Diligent and tenacious study will always make you further.

-Schumann on music and musicians

● Learning requires the greatest tension and enthusiasm for people.

Pavlov

● ..... Science is everywhere. Jujube trees are nothing more than any place where you don't sow, and there will be no bumper harvest.

-herzen: the flashy style in science.

● Good reading, not asking for a solution; Whenever I know something, I will happily forget to eat.

-Tao Yuanming: Biography of Mr. Wuliu

● Reading is like breaking thousands of volumes, and writing is like a god.

-Du Fu: "Du Gongbu Collection"

● We learn automatically, that is, we regard learning as a hobby. It's generally useless to ask others, so we have to browse first, and then choose to enter one or several specialties that we love; However, only reading has its disadvantages, so we must get in touch with the real society and make the books we read come alive.

-Lu Xun: Reading Miscellaneous Talks

Young people who love reading can read books outside their jobs, that is, extracurricular books ... for example, those who study science prefer literature books, and those who study literature prefer science books to see what others are studying there. In this way, we can learn more about others and other things.

-"Complete Works of Lu Xun"

● Look at only one person's work, and the result is not good: you won't get many benefits. You must pick many flowers like a bee, so that you can brew honey. If you bite in one place, your income will be limited and boring.

—— Lu Xun: To Yan Limin

I have eight good friends who are willing to guide me in everything. If you want to ask your real name, what are the surnames of different names: what, why, who, when, where, where and how, just like brothers. There is also a western school whose name is called geometry in reverse. If you ask the Eight Sages for advice, no matter how stupid you are, you can't go wrong.

-Tao Xingzhi: eight consultants

● To accumulate knowledge, farmers should also have the energy to accumulate fertilizers, and the picking range should be wide, without too many restrictions ... Cow dung, human dung and sheep dung should be picked up and turned into useful fertilizers to nourish the growth of crops.

Deng Tuo

● Some books can be tasted, some books can be swallowed, and a few books should be chewed and digested; In other words, it is enough to read only part of some books, and some books can be read completely, but you don't have to read them too carefully; There are several books that should be read completely, diligently and attentively.

-"Essays of Bacon"

Don't cram a lot of messy words into your mind, but stimulate the ability to understand things, so that a stream (knowledge) will flow out of this ability-just like flowing out of a living spring.

-Comenius: On Great Teaching

● You should study at any time and learn everything; We should concentrate on learning more and everything.

-Gorky: literary works

There are as many books as the sea, which are available in department stores. You can't have all the energy, but you can get what you want. Therefore, I hope that scholars will ask questions one by one.

-Su Shi: Introduction to the Collected Works of Dongpo

● When reading the text, you must read it brilliantly, cheer up, straighten your bones and muscles, and don't feel sleepy, as if there is a sword behind you. A paragraph should be thorough, with the first stroke ending, and the first stroke ending. Don't press the brochure, cover it and forget it.

-Zhu's Complete Works of Zhuzi's Genre

● Read three times, namely, heart, eyes and mouth. If your heart is not here, you will not look carefully, your heart will not be single-minded, you will only read aloud. You will never remember it, and it won't last long. Of the three, the heart is the most urgent, the heart is there, and the eye is not there?

-Zhu: The Law of Training and Learning

● Learning your essence is not expensive. ..... It's better to know one thing than ten things.

—— Dai Zhen: the chronicle of Mr. Yuan.

Reading can be done by reading at a glance, which is the worst thing.

Zhenbanqiao

● omnipotent people are really omnipotent, and omnipotent experts are really omnipotent. ...

-"Tao Fen's Anthology"

● Step up study, grasp the center, rather concentrate on the fine than miscellaneous, rather specialize than many.

-"Selected Works of Zhou Enlai"

Reading is like mining, "panning for gold in the sand".

Zhao Shuli

When I read a book about a topic I don't understand, I use the method of getting a superficial view of the topic first, browsing many pages and chapters first, and then reading it again from the beginning in order to gain accurate knowledge. I know the sound of this book from beginning to end. This is the only positive solution I can introduce to you.

-Dietzgen: the logic of dialectics

What matters is not the quantity of knowledge, but the quality of knowledge. Some people know a lot, but don't know the most useful things.

tolstoy

Find out what can lead you to the depths in the books you read, and throw away everything else, that is, throw away everything that goes beyond your mind and tempts you to deviate from the main point of view.

[Name] Albert Einstein (Jewish theoretical physicist)

● After a long time, the taste of things will be disgusting for a long time; The longer you read, the more profound you will be.

Yi Cheng

Books or medicine, good reading can cure fools.

Liu Xiang

I like books. I often stand in front of the bookshelf, and then I feel a vast world, a vast ocean, and an infinite universe unfold in front of me.

Liu

Life without books is like life without sunshine. Wisdom without books is like a bird without wings.

Shakespeare

Books are the nourishment of all mankind.

Shakespeare

● Books-a real university in the contemporary era.

Thomas Carlyle

Under the influence of reading every day, all kinds of stupid things seem to melt like fire.

Hugo

Book, this is the spiritual last words of one generation to another, this is the advice of the dying old man to the young people who have just begun to live, and this is the order of the sentry who is about to rest to take over his post.

-"herzen Literature"

There can be no real education without going to school, and there can be no discrimination at the same time.

-"herzen Literature"

Good books are the most precious wealth.

Belinsky

Books are the life of our time.

Belinsky

The ideal book is the key to wisdom.

tolstoy

● Books are inseparable life companions and mentors for young people.

The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City

Love books-this is the source of knowledge! Only knowledge is useful, and only knowledge can make us become people with strong spirit, loyalty and rationality, and people who can truly love human beings, respect human labor and sincerely appreciate the beautiful fruits produced by human uninterrupted great labor.

-"Gorky on Youth"

The more you read, the stronger and braver your spirit will be.

The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City

Love books, it will make your life easier; It will kindly help you understand complex thoughts, emotions and events; It will teach you to respect others and yourself; It inspires wisdom and soul by loving the world and human emotions.

-"Gorky on Youth"

Living in our world, it is completely impossible to understand people without reading.

The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City

Books, like people, are living phenomena and talking things.

-Gorky: Literature

Reading, a common process that we are used to, is actually a process that combines people's hearts with the great wisdom of all ethnic groups, from ancient times to modern times. ...

-"Gorky on Youth"

● Every book is a small ladder. Every time I climb a level, I get more detached from animals, rise to human beings, get closer to the concept of a better life, and love this book more.

-"Gorky on Youth"

For educated people, reading is a noble enjoyment. I attach importance to reading, which is a valuable habit of mine.

The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City

● Reading is to shape a complete personality.

bacon

Reading makes a full man, conversation makes a quick man, and writing and taking notes make an exact man. ..... History makes people wise, poetry witty, mathematics subtle, natural history profound, ethics grave, logic rhetoric able to contend.

-"Essays of Bacon"

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However, if you are eager to learn, you won't be ashamed to ask questions. Reading thousands of books, writing like a god. If your hair is black, you don't know how to study. If you lose your head, you will regret studying late. If you are good at reading and taking medicine, you can cure fools. Reading is three to three.

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What are the contents of reading handwritten newspapers?

1, sensitive and eager to learn, not ashamed to ask questions-Confucius

2, the industry is diligent, barren land; What is done in thinking is destroyed in following-Han Yu

3, learning without thinking is useless, thinking without learning is dangerous-Confucius

4. Knowing is not as good as being good, and being good is not as good as being happy-Confucius.

5, a threesome, there must be my teacher. Choose the good and follow it, and change the bad-Confucius.

6, Xing Yu Shi, Li Yu Li, Cheng Yu Le-Confucius

7. Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you-Confucius

8, reading thousands of books, writing like a god-Du Fu

9. There are three kinds of reading, namely, heart, eyes and mouth-Zhu.

10, the foundation is to establish knowledge first, and the establishment of knowledge is based on reading-Ouyang Xiu

1 1. Read thousands of books and take Wan Li Road-Liu Yi.

12, black hair does not know to learn early, white hair regrets to learn late-Xunzi

13, the book is as affectionate as ever, and every blind date is gloomy and happy-Yu Qian

14, books or medicine, good reading can cure fools-Liu Xiang

15, if the young don't work hard, the old will be sad-"Han Yuefu". Changge Xing/The Long Ballad

16, don't be idle, grow old together and be heartbroken-Yue Fei

17. Try to know all the people in the world and make up your mind to read all the books in the world-Su Shi

18, birds want to fly first, people want to be advanced-Li Kuchan.

19, determined to be a true character, we must do our best to study-Ruan Yuan.

20. Indifference is unclear, and quietness is not far away-Zhuge Liang.

2 1, don't do it because of small evils, don't do it because of small goodness-Chen Shou's "History of the Three Kingdoms"

22. Be familiar with 300 Tang poems, and you can recite them even if you can't write them-Sun Zhu's Preface to 300 Tang Poems.

23, the book is used, you hate it less, and you don't know how difficult it is until you have been there-Lu You.

24, ask the canal is so clear, because there is a source of flowing water-Zhu.

25. I can never get tired of reading old books, and I won't know who I am until I read them carefully-Su Shi.

26. Those who are bookish must work hard, and those who are artistic must be skilled-Pu Songling.

27, reading a hundred times, its meaning is self-evident-"The History of the Three Kingdoms"

28. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step-Lao Zi

29, the road is long, Xiu Yuan Xi, I will search up and down-Qu Yuan.

1, books are the ladder of human progress-Gorky

2. Books are the president of human knowledge-Shakespeare.

3. People's influence is short and weak, while books have a wide and far-reaching influence-Pushkin.

Read more books, but don't read too many books. -Franklin

The bookworm wraps himself in the net of words and can only see the hazy image of things reflected by other people's thoughts. -W. Kazri.

6. Some people study for ideas-very few; Some people read books to write-common; Some people read books to collect conversation materials, and these people account for the majority of readers. -C.C. kolton

7. A good book is the most precious treasure-belinsky.

8. Books are the only immortal things.

9. Books make people the masters of the universe.

10, in which lies the soul of the whole past-Carlyle.

1 1. People's influence is short and weak, while books have a wide and far-reaching influence-Pushkin.

12, people can't live without books, just like they can't live without air-Korolev.

13. Books are not only life, but also the source of present, past and future cultural life-Kufayev.

14, the book introduced us to the most beautiful society, and let us know the great wise man of all ages-smile.

15,] books are such tools to transform the soul. What mankind needs is enlightenment nutrition. And reading is this kind of nourishment. Hugo

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Read famous sayings;

1. Sensitive and studious, not ashamed to ask questions. -Confucius

2. The industry is good at diligence, and it is barren of play; What I did was thought, but it was destroyed. -Han Yu

Learning without thinking is useless, thinking without learning is dangerous. -Confucius

4. Knowing is not as good as being good, and being good is not as good as being happy. -Confucius

5. Be interested in "poetry", stand in the ceremony and become happy. -Confucius

6. Reading is like breaking thousands of volumes, and writing is like a god. -Du Fu

7. Read three times, that is, heart, eyes and mouth. -Zhu

8. Take learning as the first step and take learning as the basis. —— Ouyang Xiu

9. Read thousands of books and take Wan Li Road. Yi Liu

10. Black hair doesn't know how to learn early, but it's too late to learn. -Yan Zhenqing

1 1. In the book, people are as affectionate as ever, and every blind date is a mixture of sadness and joy in the morning. -Yu Qian

12. Books are still medicine. Good reading can cure fools. -Liu Xiang

13. Don't be idle, it's white and sad. -Yue Fei

14. Try to know all the words in the world and make up your mind to read all the books in the world. -Su Shi

15. Birds flap their wings before flying high, and people learn before making progress. Li Kuchan

16. If you are determined to be a true character, you must study hard. -Ruan Yuan

17. If you use books, you will hate them less, and if things are difficult, you will understand them-Lu You

18. Ask the canal so clearly because there is the source of running water here-Zhu.

19. I can never get tired of reading old books, but I won't know who I am until I read them carefully-Su Shi.

20. Those who are bookish must work hard, and those who are artistic must be skilled-Pu Songling.

2 1. Read it a hundred times and you will see what you mean-the history of the Three Kingdoms.

22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step-Lao Zi

23. It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan, and I will go up and down-Qu Yuan.

24. Doubt analysis of anecdote sharing-Tao Yuanming

25. The method of reading is gradual, familiar and thoughtful-Zhu.

26. My life is limited, but so is my knowledge-Zhuangzi.

27. If you don't learn, you won't learn. -Zhuge Liang

28. Jade is uncut and abrasive; People don't study, they don't know justice-Saint Amethyst.

29. Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, and knowing is also-Confucius.

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Reading refers to the process of acquiring symbols and words prepared by others, and identifying, understanding and analyzing them, sometimes accompanied by reading aloud, appreciating and memorizing. The most common of these symbols is language, and other notes, passwords, charts and so on are also listed here; The acquisition process is generally seen by eyes, and it also includes other acquisition methods such as tactile recognition of Braille by the blind.

Reading is a way for us to realize our dreams. Reading a good book can make us clear as water, broaden our horizons, enrich our experience and benefit our whole life. A person's life is a road, and the trail of trudging on this road has become the only track for each of us. It is impossible to take this road twice, but on the road of life, the scenery we see is limited. The book is a telescope, and the book is a bright lamp, which makes us see farther and clearer.

How to read: intensive reading (sentence implementation, pondering, memorizing, laying a good foundation, reading should have its own views, there are things that others have not seen. Extensive reading (emphasizing knowledge, forming a knowledge structure, including a solid professional foundation, the foundation of adjacent disciplines, humanistic knowledge, literature, history and philosophy, rich knowledge background, philosophical characteristics, characteristics of the times, and caring about the fate of the country) browsing (emphasizing information, selective reading, having a basic impression, learning to choose)

Reading attitude: knowledge changes fate and knowledge changes tolerance. Reading is certainly useful, which can improve one's self-cultivation. Self-cultivation is accumulated over time, and reading does not need a clear purpose. We already have the ability of self-learning and self-development. It is important to attach importance to reading and change ideas.

Academic attitude: you should have a serious attitude, work hard and be conscious in your study. Academic level depends on accumulation, not on objectivity, but on people's own efforts, which is a requirement for personal quality.

profit

Reading can enrich and enrich people, make people knowledgeable, exercise people's minds and improve people's realm.

What you get every day is 24 hours, but one day brings wisdom and strength to diligent people, leaving only regrets to lazy people.

Emphasize that reading must be wide and constantly expanded. Keep reading habits for life. Continuous progress, lifelong learning. You still have to study after graduating from college. You should constantly enrich yourself throughout your life. People want to improve the realm, and the realm is endless. Life should be meaningful and valuable. Learn to learn independently. Reading is definitely different from not reading, and the realm will be different. (If possible, read the original), books are still medicine, and good books can cure fools.