What jokes can make people laugh at once?

(1) A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is nonsense!

(2) If I had known that this was a world of looking at faces, I would have taken the money from the school to have plastic surgery.

You must tell me what I said and did wrong, or I won't know how to be angry with you next time.

(4) Sometimes I feel that marrying money or love is entangled, just like when I was a child, I talked about Tsinghua or Peking University.

(5) Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.

(6) I envy those who can be with the people I like. Unlike me, I have long been surrounded by people who like me.

(7) When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I stayed at home all the time.

(8) Because when I was a child, I often made faces in the mirror; When you get old, the mirror will always be flat.

Do you think happiness is based on me?

Don't introduce me to the car, I'm here to see the car model.