Greeting customers on Monday is humorous.

Greeting customers on Monday is humorous.

How to write a humorous greeting to a customer? The following is my blessing to everyone on Monday. I hope you like it!

1. I arrived quietly on Monday and was in a good mood. The weather is just right. Don't be late for work. When I came to my desk, I was suddenly startled. The pile of money is higher than the mountain, depending on whether you smile or not. Happy Monday!

2. Report to you happy Monday, happy visit Tuesday, smile at you on Wednesday, hug you on Thursday, shake hands with you on Friday, and come to your work on Monday with happiness, happiness, peace, health and beauty!

Monday arrived happily, and the weekend is still in my arms. I'm not sleepy at work, and I'm easy to dream on weekends. When the boss visited, I was really in poor spirits. Cheering for the Iraqis is a good thing.

4. Today is Monday: May you bring the warmth of your family and put aside the pressure; May you trample on fatigue with lofty ideals; May you take the pursuit of happiness and raise your momentum to the peak; I wish you on Monday, stress and troubles stand aside and pursue happiness!

Life on the weekend is very pleasant, and it will be Monday in a blink of an eye. With the happiness of the weekend, with the leisure of the weekend, with the smiling face of the weekend, return to the new week, work hard, smile and work happily for another day.

6. The weekend passed quietly, and Monday suddenly came. All the worries and troubles are over, and everything has to start over. I send my best wishes to you. I wish you all the best and a good mood every day!

7. The happiness of the weekend is still ringing in the ears of hip-hop, and the journey on Monday is dawdling in front of us. On Monday, the road was long and Xiu Yuan was full of excitement. I will cheer up and go to the front line!

8. A brand-new week, a brand-new you and a brand-new life are waiting for you! Fresh air, fresh you, happy mood to accompany you! A good mood in the new week!

9. May my message arrive: Happiness hugs you gently, difficulties see you make way, troubles bow their heads and walk away quietly, loneliness sees you leaning on your side, good luck takes special care of you, happiness always smiles at you, and a happy new week.

10. May you bring laughter at weekends, laughter at outings, laughter at parties, laughter at reunions and laughter in dreams; Welcome to work on Monday. It's really refreshing. I wish you a bright and healthy life, smooth work and good performance in the new week.

1 1. It's another busy week and a week to send greetings. The weather is dry. Don't get angry, drink more white water and stay up less. If you like, I'll make a phone call, not always, and take a nap. A new week, work hard.

12. It's another Monday. I know you are busy in the morning, and I don't want to disturb you. I know you worked hard at noon and didn't have the heart to wake you up. Now, I can't stop thinking about you I just want to tell you that a new week has begun. Be happy!

13. There are seven days in a week, and I will give you seven kinds of gifts: pistachio on Monday, wishful fruit on Tuesday, sweet drink on Wednesday, safe beans on Thursday, good luck tree on Friday, happy flowers on Saturday and special gifts on Sunday, giving you the opportunity to invite me to dinner. Willing to laugh!

14. Week after week, week after week, the mainstay, Thursday is the most tiring, buddy, hang in there and go forward. Refueling for you, not afraid of expensive oil; Applause for you, not afraid of hand pain; Happy Monday, song for you!

15. Seven days in a week have passed, and a new week has come. Send a text message to greet you and send you happiness and good mood: all your troubles and worries are lost, all your depression and irritability are forgotten, all your stress and fatigue are around, only happiness and happiness are around.

16. I will send you a short message from Monday. Sincerely wish you a new week. A sincere, ten thousand kinds of harvest; Once you work hard, everything goes well; A blessing, all the best; One investment, ten thousand yuan profit; No pains, 10,000 mu of harvest; A greeting is so sweet!

17. Yesterday's happiness has turned into a beautiful memory. Today's busy work has returned to my side to continue. Monday, a new beginning, starting with learning to be happy. Have fun on Monday. Let's go

18. The best happiness is to remember someone, the best happiness is to have someone who cares, the best effort is to get recognition from others, and the best friend is to take the time to remind each other: Today is Monday, pay attention to rest.

19. Know that hard work takes some road. Climb some mountains to know the difficulty. I didn't know how to trudge until I crossed some rivers. Only by crossing some hurdles can we know how to go beyond it. The new week is about to begin, my friend, come on, walk on the road!

20. Catch a butterfly and give it to you. May you have happy wings and send you in the breeze. I hope you feel better and send you a text message. May you shine every day! I wish you a new start on Monday!

2 1. pursue love and have more courage; Peace of mind, less temper; Dress up beautifully and wear foreign clothes; Never be stingy between friends; Clockwork blessings, be loyal; Text messages are turning around, happier; Good luck and good luck.

22. I wish you a good mood on Monday and a happy river around you; Monday's troubles are like sand floating in the wind; Smile all day on Monday and hug with clear water and blue sky; I wish you happy and not tired, work hard and smile!

23. A beautiful blessing message, a string of beautiful words of truth; A sincere and thoughtful greeting, a sincere acacia blessing; A warm and sweet word, a warm and deep concern; A sincere friendship, a sincere.

24. An elegant teahouse is called Yuan. Put two old rattan chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake and look at the sky to toast, let thoughts drift away with the fragrance of wine, and friendship is sincere because of concern! I wish you a happy Monday!

25. A cold autumn rain, knowing the cold and knowing the heat, is worrying. The continuous autumn rain makes people fondle it, washing away the scorching sun and heat. The pleasant autumn wind brings flowers and harvest. In autumn, the mood of climbing mountains is smooth and the red leaves are intoxicating. A new week has begun, full.

26. Night is like water, thinking like the moon, and friendship is more important. I feel deeply and the meaning is very true. Looking forward to meeting you. Text messages arrive, greetings are sent, and care is irreplaceable. Best wishes, sincerity, good luck, happiness and happy work on Monday!

27. Perhaps blessing is just a form, but it can bring warmth to the soul. We all give our care to each other, and have the same voice on the same day: Happy Monday!

28. Mondays are like junk stocks in the stock market, and they are always looked down upon. Monday is like a virus in a computer, it will always be deleted. Monday is like a fly on a hot day, it will always be driven away. On Monday, consciously leave.

29. Monday was foggy and a little dizzy. On Monday afternoon, I was dry and a little hungry. On Monday, I danced and panicked. On Monday, I was weak and a little tired. On Monday, I went to bed early after a busy day.

30. It's very cold now. I don't know how you are. I miss you. Why don't we get together and eat mutton hotpot? I will find a place. If you don't come, then you must come? Where to find mutton!

3 1. Summer is very hot, not a working day; I hate sleeping in bed every Monday. Cicadas are annoying and heat waves are tiring. Send you an appetizer, happiness must depend on you. Go on the road with a smile and run with good luck, and success will come soon. Health is very important. May your spirit be better.

32. I want to cover Monday in the wall of the Great Wall so that he can enter history. I want to put Monday in the recycle bin and turn it into garbage. I'm going to put Shunk on the moon and let Chang 'e seduce him not to return to Earth. On Monday, I don't want to go to work.

33. I touched a cup with my health and let it chase you quietly; I have an appointment with happiness, please surround you gently; I passed a letter with Jixiang, asking it to surround you with joy; I breathe easily and let it take your picture happily. Dear friend, I wish you health, happiness, auspiciousness and relaxation.

I got angry when I heard that you were a little demented recently, so I discussed with your boss how to make you better. We unanimously decided that as long as you work together and pay attention to your methods from Monday, we will take you on vacation at the weekend! Of course, you don't have to bring money. The boss said it would be deducted from your salary.

35. The sky is bright and birds are singing. Don't be late for work. Brush your teeth and wash your face, squeeze the bus and fall asleep; Tired from work, tired from work, unable to make money; The price is expensive, it is difficult to buy a house, and the pressure of life is everywhere; Arrive on Monday, wish you happiness and smile!

36. The weather is uncertain, and my blessing will never change; Summer has come and spring has gone, but the friendship of the four seasons has not gone; Time goes by, caring about lingering, from now to forever; Happiness turns over a page, and warm words are a little bit. May you be happy every day and have a safe life!

37. A butterfly is for you. May you have happy wings and send you in the breeze. I hope you feel better and send you a text message. May you shine every day! I wish you a new start on Monday!

38. A plan for the day lies in the morning. Greetings in the morning-SMS in the morning. I wish you happiness from morning.

On a sunny Monday, I just attended a meeting. Say goodbye to being late on Monday morning, start over, come on!

40. There is always a feeling of trance on Monday, which is very unreal. It seems that the whole person has not woken up from his sleep!

4 1. Depression on Monday: I feel tired if I don't want to move, tired if I feel tired, sleepy if I don't want to make progress, sad if I feel sad, tired if I move, and sleepy if I feel tired.

42. On Monday, I wish everyone a good mood! Getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts to be woken up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, and it even hurts when the alarm clock rings. Monday morning, I really don't want to get up.

43. On Monday, we should be happy, happy, strong, warm, sincere, generous, tolerant, smile and make unremitting efforts!

44. On Monday, the workload was heavy, heavy, heavy. Full of motivation. Let's go

45. A new week, a new day and a new beginning.

46. I believe that every morning, when I raise my eyes, Xia Guang will always meet a gorgeous Changfeng Wan Li. When I take a step, the sun will tell me all the open roads. Have a nice morning.

47. The angel asked me to tell you that you are as lucky as the stars in the sky and as happy as the fish at the bottom of the sea! Open your eyes in the morning, and the first ray of sunshine shines on you, which is the beginning of everything! I wish you happy every day!

48. Send you a blank sheet of paper, draw a blueprint and splash ink on life poems. I sent you clay tablets to print movable type, and Hongyan spread books thousands of miles. Send you a happy compass, and the happy pointer leads the voyage. Send you a sweet powder keg to detonate happiness! Good morning!

49. Time flies! It's been this week. After two days of rest, it is difficult to wake up on Monday morning; If you want to be late, deduct the money and get up quickly. Focus on your work, don't forget that the purpose is to make money!

50. Let troubles wither like autumn leaves, let happiness blow like spring breeze, let happiness bloom like flowers, and let a beautiful life be everywhere like warm short messages. Have a nice morning!

5 1. Listen to hope in the morning, happiness will ring and happiness will be endless; If you are lucky, you will have endless luck; Ruyi sings softly, and the financial resources are constantly extended. Good Monday morning, my friend!

52. The morning sunshine passed through the golden wheat field, and the scarecrow lazily opened his sleepy eyes. The most beautiful scenery is fixed in the mature season in an instant, and the best wishes send my thoughts to you in a finger. Good Monday morning.