Make a few jokes

In the restaurant, a customer suddenly pointed to the soup in the bowl and shouted, "Ah! There is a fly in the soup! " The waiter has the following 10 sophistry answers.

A: "shh! Keep your voice down, so people will say that our service is unfair. We can't put one in every bowl. "

A: "Come on, what else do you want to see in a bowl of soup for two dollars?"? A cow? "

Answer: "Impossible. I remember picking out all the flies in the soup! "

A: "Did you see it clearly? It should be a cockroach! "

A: "Don't worry, we won't charge extra for it."

A: "Come on, why are you so stingy? How much soup can a fly drink from you? "

Answer: "Leave it alone, it deserves to be burned to death."

Answer: "Do you have it here?"

A: "Why all the fuss? Is this the first time you have seen a fly? "

A: "Thank God! Not a dead mouse this time. "

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One day, the President, the Secretary of State and other dignitaries flew abroad for a visit. On the way, the president had a whim and said, do you want me to drop a hundred-dollar bill and let the people who found it have fun? The finance minister said that two 50-dollar bills would be thrown away. The secretary of state said that it would be nice to change it into one-dollar bills and let more people have fun. The pilot turned around and said, Mr. President, why don't you throw yourself down and let the whole country have a good time?

Losing the President-Joke Channel-Baidu Sky/Joke /list.asp? id= 12 194088

Kennedy (1917-1963) was elected as the 35th president of the United States on 196 1. 1956 was nominated as vice president and lost to rival Kevin Weil. After his failure, he flew to Europe to recuperate. One day he sunbathed in front of the house rented by his father in Rivera, and his sister's ex-husband canfield happened to pass by him. Canfield asked him why he wanted to be president. I think this is the only thing I can do. "Kennedy said casually.

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