20-word funny short joke

A little joke, about 20 words? 1 ? Two people fell into a trap? The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? A: calling for help? 2 ? Men look like onions and cry when they walk? 3 ? What are cloth and paper afraid of? Cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand? 4 ? A fat man jumped from a tall building and turned out to be a fat man? 5 ? Teacher: How to reduce white pollution? Classmate: Make the lunch box blue? 6 ? One day, a male deer ran faster and faster, and it became a high-speed male deer? 7 ? Miss: Is business bad now? Boss: Why? Miss: Bird flu? 8 ? Which is the worst, tiger skin, elephant skin and lion skin? A: Like leather. Because of the eraser (poor)? 9 ? Q: What kind of animal is three heads and one foot? A: Three monsters with one head and one foot? 10 ? Cotton candy: I am so tired. I feel soft all over? 1 1 ? One day, the little yellow duck was hit by a car while crossing the road? Shout' gung'? Since then it has become a cucumber? 12 ? Xiao Ming: Kang, the shark ate mung beans. What has it become? Kang: I don't know? Xiaoming: Silly. Green bean paste (green bean shark)? 13 ? The elephant asked the camel, why do your breasts grow on your back? Camel: Stay away. I don't talk to things with dicks on their faces, okay? The elephant looked at the snake and said, that's better than the one with the face on the penis. 14 ? How to make drinks bigger? Read the great compassion mantra

? Little joke: You don't want to laugh to death? 1. Master! I see through the world of mortals and want to become a monk. ? Fuck off, you tmb do this every month, just for a few dollars' haircut 2. Chinese teacher: What's the difference between hunger and thirst? Xiaoming: Cucumbers are put in different places. Teacher: Do I have to tell you? Xiao Ming: I see. Get out? 3. Today, I was puzzled to see someone say that Xiaoming wrote the composition "My first teacher-Mr. Cang". What science does Mr. Cang teach? It's all up to Xiaoming! ? In that year, people were still feudal. My daughter-in-law was pushed out of the delivery room just after giving birth. Being shy, she covered her head with a quilt. My mother cried when she saw it on the spot? Now I think Mammy Rong, the first princess in Zhu Huan, is the winner. I gnashed my teeth at that time, and now I know that she is a great person, the first good person. If you feel the same way, please raise your paws. ? I talked about QQ ten years ago, and I deleted anyone who didn't say anything. Now I hang QQ every day, and I will delete anyone who has any movement in TM. I'm lonely, but I don't want anyone to bother me. Raise your hand if you feel the same way! ? 7. Poverty may be the only thing that can drive an adult to bid farewell to the warm bed on time every Monday to Friday morning and leave home, regardless of the cold wind and frost outside. ? 8. I have been unlucky recently. I just fell. I stood up and shouted at heaven. What is so special about you that you don't like me? Am I too kind or too handsome? 9. Just watching the news, a man accidentally cut an egg during surgery, and the hospital lost 2 million. Now think about it, we have to carry 4 million fixed assets every day, isn't it a bit showy? ? 10. I just saw a news that a five-or six-year-old boy will be kicked out by a woman when he enters the women's bathroom. I still don't believe it. I just tried it. It's true. My son and I were kicked out as soon as we entered the door. ? A little joke in less than 20 words? 1. One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked? Stupid? Which of the two bugs under the word is male and which is female? The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. Cow scolds: What a donkey, male left and female right! ? Seven years after graduation, I finally accepted a big project to build a 30-meter chimney, with a construction period of two months and a cost of 300 thousand, but it needed funds. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. Shit! The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig wells! ? 3. The monitor asked: Who is the largest officer in our platoon? A: It's a platoon leader. The monitor asked again: Who's under the teacher? The recruit replied: The teacher rode the horse. ? Xiao Li in the office said to Xiao Zhang. To tell you good news and bad news, which Xiao Zhang should I listen to first? Bad news. ? Xiao Li:? The good news I want to tell you is false. ? ? 5. Xiao Xin: Dad, why are there three gold medals in my name? ? Dad: You are short of gold in your life, so you are named Xin, just like some people are short of water, so they are named Miao, and some people are short of wood, so they are named Sen? Xiao Xin: Dad, what do you think is missing from Sister Guo Jingjing's life? ? 6. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant's nest, and the ant crawled on the elephant. The elephant shook its body and the ants fell down. At this time, there was another one around the elephant's neck, and the fallen ant shouted? Strangle it? . ? 7. One morning in computer class, a row of classmates' computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said, teacher, the computer crashed and all our platoon died. ? At this time, many students said:? We are dead, too. ? Then the teacher asked:? Who else is not dead? Only one classmate stood up and said, I'm not dead! ? The teacher said strangely:? The whole class is dead. Why don't you die? ? 8. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now. ? 9. Sleeping in class: A student sleeps in class and is found by the teacher. Teacher:? Why do you sleep in class? I didn't sleep. Wow! ? Teacher:? Then why did you close your eyes? I am meditating! ? Teacher:? Then why are you nodding your head straight? What you just said is very reasonable! ? Teacher:? Then why are you drooling? Teacher, you speak with relish! ? 10, once upon a time, two people, one named Zhuang and the other named Xiao, disappeared one day. Zhuang happened to see a group of people fighting, so he went to pull and said, I'm looking for Xiao! The gang paused and said, are you faking it? Yes, I am! ? 1 1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the stool pulled by the gibbon. After the gibbon gently scrubbed it clean, they fell in love. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit! ? 12, my husband took an orchid bowl and solemnly said to his wife: You must not break the bowl again. This bowl was left by your mother. There are only two left now, and you have broken the others. ? The wife gave her husband a white look and said, then don't be angry with me in the future. I was dumped by my mother, too, leaving me alone. ? ? 13, dung beetles fell in love with mosquitoes. Dung beetles: What's your occupation? Mosquito said shyly, nurse, give me an injection. What about you? Dung beetles whispered: We are colleagues, and I am a Chinese doctor! ? 14, a man just learned a foreign language. He was walking in the street that day and accidentally stepped on a foreigner's foot. The man quickly said, I'm sorry. ? The foreigner also said politely:? I'm sorry too. ? Hearing this, the man quickly said: Sorry, three. ? Hearing this, the foreigner became silly and asked. What are you sorry for? The man said helplessly: I'm sorry for five. ? ? 15, a patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, cucumber and watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit. ?