Stand-up crosstalk should be shorter than 2 words.

As the fairy tale says, you don't need your brain to eat and sleep, but big fish and big meat can eat. "nonsense"! Fish is not as good as a pimple! Ghosts and monsters are all fake. Don't believe him, Qian Qian. He's finished eating his big mouth of lean meat. Ouch! "Stuffed teeth"-the audience applauded!

another one! I'm capable! Tell you what! Here's another one: hey-I can't stop knowing in spring, and I can smell the birds at the place. When the wind and rain come at night, how little is known about the flowers. Ok ~ ~ ~ (I call myself)

Today, I'm going to tell you a new stand-up comedy called "Rumor".

In the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period,-America, hehe! When can that thing be in America? It hasn't been born yet! But traditional crosstalk always says that, and I can't help it, can I? I don't know what year it is! It's America! As everyone in the United States knows, that wicked thing is proficient in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling! Dally with a good woman, not long ago, an Iraqi girl named Iraq was insulted by him, and she took it for herself, which was too much for us to say, causing trouble.

an American army cola happened! As we all know, the strongest army in the world belongs to China ~-Oh, America!

In 191, there was a "Halley's Comet", so it was rumored that it would pass through the sky of this unit. A battalion commander of the unit received an order from his superior to pass it on to his subordinates. Things have started:

Battalion commander to officer on duty: At about 8 o'clock tomorrow night, Halley's comet will probably be seen in this area. This kind of comet can only be seen once every 76 years. Order all the soldiers to assemble on the playground in field clothes. I will explain this rare phenomenon to them. If it rains, gather in the auditorium. I will show them a movie about comets.

The officer on duty told the company commander: According to the order of the battalion commander, Comet Halley will appear over the playground at 8 o'clock tomorrow night. If it rains, let the soldiers March to the auditorium in field uniforms. This rare phenomenon will appear in the auditorium.

Company commander to platoon leader: According to the battalion commander's order, the extraordinary Halley's Comet will appear in the auditorium at 8 o'clock tomorrow night. If it rains on the playground, the battalion commander will give another order, which only appears once every 76 years.

platoon leader to squad leader: At 8 o'clock tomorrow night, the battalion commander will appear in the auditorium with Halley's comet, which only happens every 76 years. If it doesn't rain. The battalion commander will order the comet to put on the field suit and go to the playground.

monitor to soldier: If it doesn't rain at 8 o'clock tomorrow night, the famous 76-year-old General Harley will be accompanied by a comet, wearing a field suit and driving his "Comet" car through the playground to the auditorium to "beg for rain".