All kinds of small white rabbit jokes

Various White Rabbit Jokes (Selected 12)

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. The following are all kinds of rabbit jokes I have carefully arranged (selected 12). Welcome to learn from them, I hope it will help you.

All kinds of white rabbit jokes 1 The big white rabbit and the big bear are squatting under the tree to shit.

Bear said to the white rabbit, although you white rabbits are good-looking, you are in trouble! You can tell when it's dirty. That's disgusting!

The little white rabbit said, look at what you said! Isn't it?

Bear said, yes! Bear said as he grabbed the white rabbit and wiped his ass and walked away.

A small white rabbit and a big bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a pot.

An elf came out of the pot and said that he could satisfy their three wishes.

The bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish has come true.

The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish has also come true.

The bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish has come true again.

The little white rabbit said, give it a bike. Its wish has come true again.

The bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches!

The little white rabbit got on the bike and said as he ran, turn this bear into a homosexual. ...

Barney wants to divorce his wife. The judge said to the rabbit, "Please state the reasons for the divorce."

The rabbit replied, "It squints!" "

"Didn't you find out before you got married?"

"I thought she was winking at me."

All kinds of rabbit jokes 4 animals line up to buy beer. The rabbits didn't line up to the front. The fox grabbed its ear, lifted it up and said, "Rabbit, do you want to run in front of the fox?"

"Don't make so much noise, Fox. Let's talk in the corner. Let's go. " The rabbit whispered.

The fox followed the rabbit and left the team. Five minutes later, the rabbit came back alone and wanted to run to the front.

This time, the wolf couldn't bear it any longer. He grabbed the rabbit's ear and held it up: "What's wrong with you? Do you still want to stand in front of the wolf? "

"You keep your voice down, Wolf. Let's talk in the corner. "

The wolf left with the rabbit. After a while, the lion roared from the corner, "You damn rabbit, why don't you keep bringing me meat?" When on earth can you get the beer? "

There are many animals sitting in the bus. Suddenly, the rabbit jumped up and shouted, "Who took my bag?"

No one answered, and everyone looked at the rabbit in horror. The rabbit shouted even louder, "Who took my bag? Send it back quickly! Otherwise I will be like yesterday! "

At this time, the bear stood up slowly, shaking and carrying a bag to the rabbit. The rabbit glared at the bear, grabbed the bag and sat back in the seat. The bear asked in a trembling voice, "Rabbit, what happened to you yesterday?"

The rabbit proudly looked up and replied, "My bag was taken away yesterday and hasn't been sent back to me yet!" " "

A rabbit walked up to the lion and said, "Hello, uncle lion!" " "

The lion ignored the rabbit. But the rabbit refused to leave and kept pestering the lion. The lion had no choice but to say, "What do you want?"

"Uncle lion, please. Please say hello to me when I pass by here tomorrow. "

The next day, the rabbit and his girlfriend walked through the Woods together. The lion said, "Hello, rabbit!" " "

"Go to hell!" The rabbit said disdainfully with his girlfriend in his arms.

Various jokes about the white rabbit 7. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

"Well ..." The little white rabbit left in frustration.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, I still haven't."

"Well ..." The little white rabbit left in frustration again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I want two!" "

To test the strength of the United States, Hongkong and Chinese mainland, the United Nations put three rabbits in three forests to see who could find them first.

In front of the first forest is America. They first spent a whole half-day meeting to formulate a battle plan and strictly divide the work, and then sent special forces to quickly enter the forest for a carpet search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away and the task failed!

Then it's Hong Kong's turn. They sent 100 people and dozens of police cars to line up outside the forest. The leader shouted with his horn, "Rabbits, rabbits, you are surrounded. Come out and surrender. " Half a day passed and nothing happened. The Flying Tigers went into the forest and searched again. There was no result and the mission failed!

Finally, China, with only four people, played mahjong all day. At dusk, a man walked into the forest with a baton. In less than five minutes, he heard a scream of animals coming from the forest. China smoked and smiled, dragging a black and blue bear behind him. The bear was dying and said, "Stop playing, I'm a rabbit ..."

9. Bears and rabbits shit in the forest. After that, the bear asked the rabbit, "Have you lost your hair?"

The rabbit said, "Don't drop it."

So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass.

One day, a little white rabbit came to a shop and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"

The boss shook his head: "No."

The little white rabbit ran away with a whoosh.

The next day, the little white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"

The boss shook his head angrily: "No."

The little white rabbit ran away with a whoosh.

On the third day, the white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"

The boss shouted angrily, "No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your tooth with pliers! "

The little white rabbit ran away with a whoosh.

The fourth day, the little white rabbit came to this shop again, timidly. He asked, "Boss, do you have pliers?"

The boss said, "No."

The white rabbit then asked, "Do you have any carrots?"

I don't know how many days later, a little black rabbit came to this shop and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots?"

The boss shook his head angrily: "No."

The little black rabbit ran away with a whoosh.

The next day, the little black rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"

The boss was very angry: "No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your tooth with pliers! "

The little black rabbit ran away with a whoosh.

On the third day, the little black rabbit came to this shop again and asked timidly, "Boss, do you have pliers?"

The boss said angrily, "No."

The little black rabbit then asked, "Do you have any carrots?"

The boss got angry, grabbed the little black rabbit, took out a small hammer and knocked out the little black rabbit's teeth.

The fourth day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked vaguely, "Boss, do you have carrot juice?"

Various jokes about the white rabbit 1 1 1, eating with relatives. Dally with relatives and children: "Baby, do you have a girlfriend in kindergarten?"

He immediately pulled down his face and said, "Don't mention her to me!"

2. My six-year-old son fell naughty and wiped his scalp.

The next day, I took him to take a bath, refused to wash his hair, and asked him why: I was afraid of going into my brain.

3. Dad: "You have one orange, I'll give you two more. How many do you have? "

Son: "I don't know, the teacher taught us to use apples."

Dad: "Well, how much are three catties of apples?"

Son: "first make it clear how many apples there are in a catty."

In midsummer, the room is very hot. The son muttered in bed, "It's too hot in the mosquito net. Mom, please open a hole to cool off.

All kinds of white rabbit jokes 12 1. A child in the zoo asked his mother, "Why are pythons kept in a big cage and there are so many holes?"

Mom: "that's to ensure air circulation, and it won't run out at the same time."

Child: "What if it loses weight?"

2. One day, her mother took her to the store, and the salesgirl smiled and said to the girl, "Little beauty, you are so beautiful!"

The three-year-old girl raised her face, touched her hair and said, "I forgot to comb my hair this morning!" " "

After watching TV, I suddenly asked my mother doubtfully, "Mom, how big will the eggshell be when you hatch me?"

4. In the bathhouse, an adult rubbed his son's back and asked, "You are still young, and dad will help you rub your back. What should you do when dad is old? "

The son said, "Don't worry, I'm not as stingy as you. I'll find you a glue, only 5 yuan. "

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