Brainstorming of conventional objects

Brainstorming of conventional objects

0 1 "suddenly enlighted, guess a character.

"Altman, because he is very slow.

Do you know why I always see you in the crowd? Because I am a pig man.

Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

04 "What does a frog eat that makes it stupid?

Pumpkin (difficult to croak) "

05 "Which of the 26 letters is the heaviest?

"n, because n mountain.

Brainstorming of conventional objects

06 "Chocolate and tomatoes fight."

What happens when chocolate wins? "Be a joker."

Because chocolate won, and then it was fun.

07

"Kirin to the North Pole will become what?

"Ice Kirin (ice cream)

08 "Why do you want rare steak and rare steak?"

Steaks can't be friends? "Because they are not familiar.

One day, a little pig bumped into a tree. Guess why? " Because pigs don't make sharp turns.

Brainstorming of conventional objects

10 "Where do people like to turn off their mobile phones?

Ningbo, because the number you dialed (Ningbo) is power off.

1 1 "How much does it cost to go out during the epidemic?"

"40 million"

Don't go out just because you have nothing to do (not 40 million). "

12 "Why does the puppy look left first and then right?" "Because it can't look at both sides at the same time.

13 "What are the things that vampires can't eat?" You can't eat spicy food because vampires like blood. "

14 "What are cloth and paper afraid of?"

"cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand."

(Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

Brainstorming of conventional objects

Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife.

"Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because this is a hat "(snake hat)

16 "What happened in Changsha?" A low sofa happened in Changsha.

17 "What's the pencil's last name?" "Xiao (sharpening a pencil)"

18 "A door made of wood is called a wooden door, and a door made of iron is called an iron door." What is the door leading to happiness? ""I "

19 "why don't seagulls leave when they fly to Paris?" Because of Balenciaga "

Do you know how Pikachu walks? Pingbing Pingbing Pingbing Pingbing Pingbing Pingbing Pingbing.