Ask for jokes, the more the better,

1; There is a parrot who is very good at fighting. The master put a sparrow in it. The next day, the sparrow died and its hair was stripped. This parrot is safe and sound. The next day. Let an eagle in. After one night, the eagle died and the parrot lost its hair. The master asked; How did you win? Said the parrot; This eagle is too powerful. I can't beat him with my arm.

On my way home from work, it suddenly rained heavily, so I blocked my head with a newspaper. Everyone looked at me with strange eyes all the way, which puzzled me. When I got home, I found only two small corners of the newspaper in my hand (the newspaper was soaked)

3, cousin, a 00-year-old, QQ signature file surprised to write: "That prosperity is gone forever, only the sadness everywhere"-mom, she is only ten years old! Sad p, her! ! ! When I was ten years old, my signature was still: "I am the best ~ yeah ~"

4. A father rode an electric car with his son, which was fast and unstable. Another cyclist couldn't stand it anymore and rushed to the front to say; Your son is about to fall. Please drive slowly. The father turned to ask his son; Son, where's your mother?