Brother le jokes

Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?

A: Rabbit ~ ~

Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. Run fast ~ ~

Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will pull this time?

A: Mm-hmm. Tuziba

Q: Wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.

q； What mouse walks on two feet?

a； Mickey mouse.

What duck walks on two feet?

A: Donald Duck.

Q: Wrong, all ducks walk on two legs!

Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables! ~~

Please guess three words ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ For an old hen and an old hen.

Two chickens

Ask an old hen and an old hen to guess five words ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Or two chickens

Then let an old hen and an old hen guess seven words ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Idiot, just two chickens

1. Why is the mouse in the cartoon Tom and Jerry worse than the cat?

A: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye's blood splashes three feet ...)

Because this cartoon was written by a mouse. (The cat's blood splashes three feet ...)

2. Why do you say "the tiger's ass can't be touched"?

Answer: because touching the tiger's ass, the tail will throw people's hands to the ground, which is very painful.

Tiger's ass is too big.

Touching the tiger's ass is uncivilized behavior. (The world has its own meaning ...)

3. How to stop mosquitoes from biting us?

A: please ask a nanny at the door. (Nanny's blood splashes three feet ...)

Put some oil on your body, step on it and the mosquitoes will slip away.

Put some glue on your body and mosquitoes will stick to it.

If you play a lullaby, the mosquito will go to sleep and stop biting.

4. Why do crabs spit bubbles?

Crabs are sweating from the heat.

It's hungry and drooling.

5. Why are there no dinosaurs now?

A big earthquake destroyed the dinosaurs.

The dinosaur went to make a movie. (... I see. )

6. Why does the white rabbit like to eat radishes?

Because its eyes are red.

Radish is rich in nutrition.

Because rabbits can't afford meat. (The blood of the white rabbit splashes three feet ...)

7. What does a giraffe's long neck do?

A: You can see its good friends.

It looks good to wear a gold necklace around your neck. (……)

This can spy on farmers growing vegetables.

8. What will the fish do if there is no water in the sea one day?

A: Let the water in the river flow into the sea, and add some salt to turn it into the sea. Understand the difference between seawater and fresh water! )

Tell fish to learn to breathe on land. (Animals evolved from sauce purple ...)

9. What is the function of the bird's tail?

A: You can cover your ass. (shameless ...)

It's good to open it when dancing.

10, what's the use of a squirrel's tail?

Answer: when the quilt is covered.

As a parachute.

You can sweep the floor.

As a pillow.

1:

Q: When do people have two mouths?

A: It's time for two people, hehe.

Q: Two people fell into the trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?

A: Call for help, haha.

2:

Q: Why do people go to bed to sleep?

A: Because the bed won't walk by itself!

3:

Q: The last thing you want to do at a barbecue.

I'll be with you, cook the meat.

one

Little black, little white, little yellow and little red are flying. Who will get sick?

The answer is: Xiao Bai.

Because: white rabbit (vomiting)

two

After a party, a group of animals rushed into the "main store" to buy things. Because it was too noisy, the clerk knocked it out, but left the lamb alone in the store. Why?

Because:

"Family" convenience store does not close for 24 hours!

1. Why does the silkworm baby have money? = => Because it will cocoon (frugal)

2. Why didn't the white rabbit marry the zebra? = => Because mother rabbit says tattoos are not good children.

3. When will Taiwan Province Province be reunified? = => When buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles)

4. What line does the monkey dislike? = => Parallel lines (because there is no intersection)

5. Chocolate and tomatoes fight. Why does chocolate win? = => Because of chocolate bars.

6. What happens when sharks eat mung beans? = => turned into green bean paste.

7. After the match burned, it went to the hospital. What has it become? = => Cotton swab

8. How did Lin Daiyu die? = => Fall to death (a sister Lin fell from the sky)

9. A pig smashed a dish after saying "Come on"? = => Chocolate

10. The potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a deadly knife. What happened? = => has become a bean paste (killing) bag.

1 1. What animals like to stick on the wall? = => Seal (newspaper)

12. Why do foxes often fall down? = => Because foxes are cunning (slippery)

13.4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away five people = => Because the people they played were called "Mahjong".

14. When do you like soda? = => When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda)

15. An egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened afterwards? = => It turned out to be a tea egg.

16. There is a male deer. He walks faster and faster. What happened in the end? = => It became an expressway.