April fool's day funny brain teaser

1, who is the king of beasts? ● Zoo director

2. What kind of people will appear after death? ● The characters in the movie

3. What books are not available in bookstores? ● suicide note

4. What does the elephant's left ear look like? ● Right ear

5. What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ● Hands and feet

6. Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? ● Goose is penguin.

7. What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die.

8. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? ● Plastic flowers

9. Where is the narrowest road? The road to go is very narrow.

10, when someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? ● In the toilet.

What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ● It is a flat figure.

12. A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? ● Because they are mother-child relationship.

13, why can't a hammer hammer eggs? Of course, the hammer won't break.

14. A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? ● Faint.

15, what easily knocked down the world boxing champion? ● Sleep.

16, divide 8 in half, what is it? ●0

17, there is a newborn baby, born on the same day in the same year as him, with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible? Maybe, they are triplets.

18. What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? ● Open your eyes

19, a new hospital was opened in the city with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why? This is a veterinary hospital.

20. In winter, how can ice become water immediately without heating? ● Remove two points of ice.

2 1. A hungry cat walks past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The only son Daming, the second son Erming, and the third son's name? Xiao Ming, of course.

23. A young man wanted to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning. It only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed has not changed, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side. Why do you think it is? Two and a half hours add up to an hour.

24. There is a big ship at sea. Its initial capacity is 60 people. As a result, when I reached the 59th person, I actually sank into the sea! That's why (there are no pregnant and overweight people on board; There is no weight on board? Relax, it's a submarine.

25. What is unknown, but you don't know me? ● The sole is broken.

26. Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back, walk around and ask if they can see each other's faces in the mirror. Of course, they stood face to face.

27. What eggs can't be beaten, boiled or eaten? Exam "0".

28. Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? I have a headache.

29. What can I borrow without returning it? ● Sorry.