Funny jokes about smoking.

Maybe smoking can make people relax and decompress, but there are many ways to relax and decompress in this world. Smoking is harmful to your health. I hope you can have a strong body. Bian Xiao has edited a book about smoking, and everyone is welcome to read it.

1, I smoke, I drink, I miss you and I love you.

You taught me to smoke, so I don't want to quit smoking.

3, smoking hurts the lungs, but not sad, drinking hurts the stomach, but it does not hurt people.

4, there is no need to drink and smoke, decadent want him to be distressed, eat on time, go to bed early and get up early to improve himself and make him regret it.

5. Smoke the first cigarette and give up smoking for you.

6. Love is a wisp of smoke blown by a sigh.

7. It is said that love is beautiful, but it hurts the most. Smoking is not good, but it is the best solution.

8. Women smoke to vent loneliness, while men smoke to relieve stress.

9, I accompany you to drink, smoke, decadent, depressed, and finally I accompany you to cheer up, okay?

10, cigarettes are not obedient, so we smoke.

1 1. Learning to smoke and drink won't last forever.

12, give me a cigarette to make all the loneliness I drew disappear.

13, smoking only shows off Hermon, and I only love one person in my life.

14, the moonlight is cool, leaning against the cold window alone, sparking a little, mottled fingers, burning out the sadness of the world and calmly going through the vicissitudes of life.

15, the length of the cigarette can bear emptiness, and the size of the cigarette case is just full of loneliness.

16, men who don't smoke are not necessarily good men, and women who smoke are not necessarily bad women.

17, smoke is not a good thing, nor is loneliness. The two check and balance each other and fight poison with poison.

18, he gradually forgot whether he smoked because of heartache or because of smoking.

19, love in cigarettes is like the feeling of being sucked into the lungs, and the only thing left in my heart is injury!

20. The posture of smoking is becoming more and more skilled, and the lover is becoming more and more casual.

Don't ask me why I smoke. Why drink? I'm telling you now: it's not that I'm not good at school. I'm waiting for someone who can persuade me to quit smoking and drinking.

22. Don't think that smoking and drinking represent maturity. In fact, many people are disgusted with smoking and drinking.

23. Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

24, the past is like smoke, leaving behind misty smoke, leaving behind the smell of smoke. Smoky; Time has changed, who will kill the world of mortals? When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is doomed to be hurt.

25, you squatted on the ground smoking, said Qian Qian, the woman of this world, when you put out the last cigarette and spit out the smoke ring, I vaguely heard that you still want to go back to the past.