What is the profound meaning of the couplets in Kung Fu by Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei?

The first part of Kung Fu

is: Turn around one year and shake the fate one year. The second part is to learn from one's mistakes. Thank you

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apprentice 1: master, go in!

Zhao: Don't worry, dial a harassing phone first. (on the phone) yes. Hello!

Fan Wei: Hello. Here is to lend you a pair of discerning anti-fraud hotline. I am a senior dupe. With many years of experience, I can make a clear judgment on whether you have been fooled: if someone sells someone, please press 1; Someone sells a car, please press 2; Someone has a brain teaser, please press 3; Someone sells stretchers, just dial 11.

Zhao: hello!

fan: hello!

Zhao: Excuse me, are you Master Fan?

fan: who are you?

Zhao: I'm ... I have a question to ask you directly.

fan: yes, you say.

Zhao: There is an old sow in my house, with white flowers in the dark. In the morning, she came to open the door and ran wildly at the speed of 8 pulses per hour. She bumped into a tree and died!

fan: killed? Is there something wrong with this pig's eyesight?

Zhao: Both eyes are 1.5.

fan: will there be any mental illness?

Zhao: I'm mentally healthy!

fan: how could it be killed?

Zhao: That pig can't make a sharp turn!

fan: I said you don't play by the rules! You have to press 3 for a brain teaser! In that case, let me ask you a question.

Zhao: you say.

Fan: It's the Spring Festival. Our family didn't buy any new year's goods, only a pig and a donkey were left. Do you think I should kill the pig first or the donkey first?

Zhao: Then you kill ... (talking to the apprentice) and give you two chances.

apprentice 1: kill the donkey first.

Zhao: Kill the donkey first.

fan: congratulations, you got it right. Pigs think so, too.

Zhao: sample! Sad! It really makes me feel sorry for you! How can I rest assured that I am about to travel alone in the Jianghu?

apprentice 2: master, let's kill the pig first.

Zhao: That donkey thinks so, too! I'm telling you, it's not good for you to kill anyone first on this issue. Why didn't I answer? Just because I think it is problematic. Did you see that? He has grown from one track-minded in those days to two blocked ends now!

Disciple 1: Master, he is too powerful. Let's go home!

Zhao: you can't go back! Selling abduction, making him limp; Selling a car made him faint; If I don't get rid of him in ten minutes, I can't be a teacher with you two anymore.

Disciple Qi said: Master leads the door, and it's a fool!

Zhao: ok. Look at my eyes. Get in! Beautiful him!

apprentice: excuse me, is master fan there?

fan: who is it? Excuse me, do you consult ... (looking at Zhao) Oops! Oh dear! Ah! Ah! Ah! ..... What is this look? Quite chic! Very 6+7? ! How did this all-powerful big fool fall into this field? God, earth, is that angel elder sister giving me this tone? The pig hit the tree. Did you hit the pig? Rear-ended, didn't you? Why did you change to three again?

Zhao: I've missed you for three years.

fan: fool!

Zhao: I have come to confess to you.

fan: keep bluffing!

Zhao: My apprentice testified.

fan: the group tricked me into coming. It doesn't work, big fool. As long as we kind people are alert to you, what will you do? There will be a few brain teasers soon. There is a monkey on the ground and seven monkeys on the tree. These are two monkeys, maybe eight monkeys. < P > Zhao: Maybe three monkeys, maybe nine monkeys.

fan: why has it changed again?

Zhao: pregnant with a monkey.

fan: is it interesting?

Zhao: it's boring. It's not the initial stage of giving you a brain teaser. I'm here to apologize for accompanying you. For three years, the most sorry person in this world is Chef Fan. What a nice person. I always tell you, why do you think I lied to him? How honest and honest, you say me, you hit me twice, you can't do it. You can't open your mouth if you scold me. In this way, you forgive me anyway, and I am here without forgiveness. Forgive me with sincerity.

fan: yaya! Still blowing. Look, fool, hey, keep fooling.

Zhao: Help me up.

fan: can you stand up? Ah, ah, ah Go, take two steps. Take two steps. Come on, let's go. Well, it's wrong, isn't it Is it wrong? Everyone is watching. It's none of my business if anything happens. Why are you always hanging lanterns? Do you always stand up? What can I do for you? Just say it, okay?

Zhao: Do you want to hear it?

fan: I want to hear it.

Zhao: Have you heard your letter?

fan: I believe you as long as you stand up.

Zhao: then you can leave, I can stand up.

fan: hum, say it.

Zhao: It's a long story. I remember it was the first snow in 23, which was a little later than that in 22.

fan: what are you doing with the lyrics? If you have anything, just say it.

Zhao: I won't play with you. I'll apologize to you today.

Zhao: load the goods! Look familiar?

fan: is this the few hundred dollars you fooled me with?

fan: nothing has been moved.

fan: which watch is this?

Zhao: I haven't read when I wear it on my hand.

fan: well, brother-

Zhao: should we end our feud? And it, in recent years, it is this wheelchair that has delayed the feelings between us. I must smash it in front of you today.

apprentice: master, you can't smash it. Master, this wheelchair is a witness to your old brother's reunion.

Zhao: Don't talk nonsense. I can't pull me.

apprentice: master, oh, master!

fan: big brother, hit me if you want. Brother, you are so sincere! The children are right. It is not only a witness of our reconciliation, but also a wake-up call for me to avoid being fooled in the future. I collected it.

Zhao: no, how can you collect what the students paid for me?

fan: ok, I'll pay more.

Zhao: how much did it cost?

apprentice: two thousand.

fan: me, two thousand.

Zhao: I'll pay 2,5 yuan.

fan: me, three thousand.

Zhao: Me, 3,5.

fan: I'm four thousand.

Zhao: I'm five thousand.

fan: deal.

Zhao: You are a chef. Hey, hey.

fan: you called 5,, and I left it behind. Deal!

Zhao: that's not right. you remember it wrong. how did you shout it?

health: I heard it was chef fan.

fan: what, what?

health: no, the master shouted.

Zhao: it's a mess. Well, it doesn't matter who shouts. Look, let's have a look. It's a bit messy. Who shouted first?

fan: I called first.

Zhao: how much did you shout?

fan: me, two thousand.

Zhao: me, 2,5 yuan.

fan: three thousand.

Zhao: 3,5.

fan: four thousand.

Zhao: 4,5.

fan: five thousand.

Zhao: Look, it's clear.

fan: hey, it's a little messy, a little messy.

Zhao: You can calculate again.

fan: don't talk to anyone. I'll do the math and stroke myself.

Zhao: You'll be confused yourself.

Fan: Stop talking. Two thousand, two thousand five hundred, three thousand, three thousand five hundred, four thousand, four thousand five hundred, five thousand. Hey

Zhao: You did it backwards. You ordered two thousand.

fan: two thousand, two thousand five hundred, three thousand.

Zhao: no.

fan: two thousand, two thousand five hundred, three thousand, three thousand five hundred, four thousand, four thousand five hundred, five thousand.

Zhao: That's right.

fan: ouch.

health: I remember wrong, you shouted.

fan: no, no, big brother, after I called four thousand, you just called five thousand, right?

Audience: Yes!

Zhao: well, it's a mess. Since my brother and I agreed to collect it, let's shout it again, shall we? Let's understand who is shouting this 5 thousand. What is the starting price?

health: two thousand.

fan: me, two thousand.

Zhao: (Luozhui) Deal! It's not messy this time.

fan: you're not calling up?

Zhao: I'm afraid I'm confused again.

health: you shouted this time.

fan: hey, ok, don't move, don't move, this wheelchair is mine, don't move, I'll give you money, two thousand.

Zhao: Bro, you shouldn't ask for money, but if you want to save face, you have to save face, don't you? You shouldn't ask for it, but, but it's not your character not to give it.

fan: I'll be fooled if I give it to you.

Zhao: cheated? I'm telling you, at all, I didn't think about it at first ...

Fan: I robbed it instead.

Zhao: You have misunderstood. I want to ask you for ...

Fan: Don't pretend. From the moment you entered the room, you used a bitter pill, playing hard to get, and the master and the apprentice cooperated with the car-smashing plan, and suddenly fell into the vertebral column. I only used one plan.

Zhao: Play along.

fan: I'll give you a plan.

Zhao: Walking is the best policy.

fan: no!

Zhao: I failed. Do you know why I failed? This chef didn't read the menu, but took a fancy to the art of war. Leave!

Disciple: (Xiang Fan) Master!

Fan: Hey, hey, Master. Master Zhao: What are you doing? Where are you kneeling? I'm here. What are you two doing? What are you doing?

apprentice: I'm so sorry, master. Your IQ is too low to learn anything from you. What should you do? Let's go quickly. We'll miss the No.2 bus later.

Zhao: ouch!

Disciple: Master is in the class, and I am worshipped by my disciples!

Zhao: Oh, my gosh, the world is so crazy. Rats are bridesmaids for cats. Oh, my gosh!

apprentice: master! Please accept us!

fan: hey, children, there is no cliff in the sea of bitterness. Just turn around and learn well. I will wrap red envelopes for you during the New Year.

Zhao: Sadly, indeed. Can you two have this money? Didn't I pay you two last month? Sad!

fan: come on, one for each person. take it and take it.

Zhao: sad

Apprentice: Master Xie

Fan: Oh, no, don't mention it

Apprentice: Master, Master, take it down!

Zhao: Anti-treachery.

fan: oh, it's impossible to prevent! But it's a big bluff. I won't accept you. You fool around, fool around, am I still in a wheelchair?

Zhao: what do you want?

fan: what about your promise to the audience?

Zhao: What promise?

fan: where's your stretcher?

Zhao: Develop it yourself!

fan: hey!

Zhao: This is made for you. If it is short, it can be lengthened.

fan: oh, you took great pains for me. thanks to my superior plan, I opened the red envelope. It's the Spring Festival, and I'll give you a couplet:

Turn around for a year and shake the fate for a year.

You learn from your mistakes. Thank you.

Zhao: I'll make up another cross-section for you.

Self-taught!