Ten jokes: Why can't 520 be divisible by 3?

"Why can't 520 be divisible by 3?"

"Because love can't hold a mistress."

"Wrong, because Xiaosan is inexhaustible!"

2. A buddy recently got caught up in a court drama. He went to have breakfast in the morning and the waiter served the food. Dude took a silver needle out of his pocket and stuck it. The front end of the silver needle turned black, and the buddy exclaimed, "Poison, who is going to poison me?" The diners in the room were surprised.

At this time, the boss calmly said: "This is a bean paste bag, don't eat rolling calves!" " "

Last year, there were two new girls, both of whom rented houses. Later, my little sister's residence was robbed, and she cried on WeChat more than once, and then she always seemed to live in fear.

The elder sister told us: I have already taught her. You can hang boys' clothes or underwear on the balcony. If you don't listen, I'll never get better.

This year, my sister rented a house safely, and my sister lived in a villa for her boyfriend.

4. Most relationships between lovers begin with "May I know you" and end with "I fucking know you".

Please adopt! thank you