Ren Lei said don't dislike my small breasts, you are less than 8 cm.

It's a long way. I'll go with you. Hold hands and don't get lost.

Second, if you dare to grab my quilt while sleeping again, I will protect you!

3. A woman asked me to sing to her and asked me what song to sing. I said without hesitation: I'm afraid she will run away without looking back.

My childhood dream was that China would give me one dollar each.

5. Be yourself and don't care what others say about you. . . . . . . .

Can your self-esteem be reconciled with my stubbornness?

Remember, I will do all this for you, because I love you. You don't owe me, I owe you. You don't have to pay me back. Just remember that I love you!

Hello, son. Bye, kid. Blink for seven years. who are you

I used to think that our relationship was invincible, but later I learned that it could be broken by a small matter.

10. Are you still there when my hair reaches my waist?

Eleven, I know there is a very good child, called someone else's child.

I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are sharp!

Thirteen, don't brag, please give me back the cow, because cows also need sex.

Fourteen, time can only change those things that are not strong enough;

Fifteen, the camel does not cry, because it knows the preciousness of water; Girls don't cry because they haven't found anyone worth crying.

16. When you say start, you mean the countdown to our end.

I woke up in the morning for two reasons: the alarm clock and you.

I have a clumsy mouth and a clumsy lip. I will say nothing but love you.

19. Dad, thank you for supporting our home with your hands. Thank you for trying to give me the best. Thank you all the way.

Twenty, Shabisha's personality, two for two to create a new life.

Twenty-one, why I still can't learn two things, one is indifferent and the other is indifferent.

Twenty-two, I have him around, and you care enough!

Is it because I stick to you every day and say good morning and good night to you every day that we will get bored faster than others?

Twenty-four, those unspeakable pains are made by myself.

Twenty-five, no matter how wronged. I'll keep a secret. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.

Twenty-six, for the sake of dreams, how can you degenerate into a struggling teenager now!

At the age of 27, you can afford toys that you can't afford at the age of 27, but what's the point?

If my leaving can make you happy, I'd better not leave you.

Twenty-nine, the most sad thing is not shouting, but that I can't breathe in pain, my hands are shaking, and I have to endure tears.

Thanks to my imperfections, I also saw the people who really love me.

Who the fuck says he doesn't care about appearance? I kicked him to death.

Thirty-two, Nima, believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't take it off! ! ! !

Thirty-three, I dragged your broken feelings. Do you want to scold? Do you want to cry? Do you want to die? Is it interesting? Have you had enough?

34. I was born and died, because there is still you in this world.

Take your hand and drag your son away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

Thirty-six, I live and I die because there is still you in this world.

If I could start over, I would choose not to know many people.

Thirty-eight, who told my sister that when I was older, I would be terrible. The dinosaurs were not extinct.

I can't hold your hand. Why? Why do you wash your hands with soap?

Forty years old, nothing, even scars are just luxuries.

Even if you get old and ugly, don't be afraid to have me to love you.

Forty-two, I can't sleep during the day and I can't sleep at night. This is my present state of life.

Forty-three, my mother said that everything on TV is deceptive and asked me to watch more movies.

44. My love for you is blocked by the door in your heart.

45. The most painful feeling in the world is not lovelorn. But you lied to me when I gave you my heart.

46. Don't ask me what I don't want to say, don't say what I don't want to hear, and don't show me what I don't want to see.

Forty-seven, you scold, you continue to scold, and then tell me when you have scolded enough, I'm going to bed!

Forty-eight, in this world, it is more difficult to kill Q pets than to kill a person.

49. Girl, remember that you are not married to a prince, but to someone who treats you like a princess.

50. Most people who say that you are not good behind your back are animals who can't hide that you are better than him.

5 1. Happiness is a comparative level. You can't feel it until something is at the bottom.

I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

Fifty-three, the early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

Please remember that I was in your world.

I will cherish those who follow me closely.

Fifty-six, I have to admire my female friend for wearing shorts in such a cold day.

Fifty-seven, don't dislike my small breasts, you are less than 8cm.

58. If what you gave me is also for others, I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

59. Trust is like an eraser, which gradually fades in repeated mistakes.

60. I always want to be hugged when my heart is broken.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be before you.

62. Sometimes God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it; But you deserve better.

Sixty-three, the most perfect seat in the classroom is: surrounded by your best friend, your secret crush, a classmate with good grades, and a super funny person.

Sixty-four, do not like to talk. I love you, I miss you, wherever you are, I am by your side. These are the only things I can give you.

Honey, do you think my breasts are small?

1, Wife: Honey, do you think my breasts are small?

Husband: No, if you want to touch the A cup, you can touch the chest. Touch your ass if you want to touch the C cup, and touch your stomach if you want to touch the E cup.

Wife: Get out. . . . . .

Get up in the morning and go to the toilet in a hurry. After getting wet, I found there was no paper. . .

So he called his wife: honey, I forgot to bring something very, very important when I went to the bathroom. Please bring it to me.

Idiot wife handed me a spoon. . .

3. I complained to my wife: your driving skills are too poor! I really regret taking you out to practice driving today!

Wife: It's not that bad, is it? At least I got on the bus for the first time since I got my license today. Can you give them some encouragement?

I shook my head helplessly, broke the window with Nokia and swam up.

My mother helps to look after the children in my home. My wife sent me a message when she was on a business trip and asked me: Who do we miss most?

Miss my wife

Liar, I am the only one among the three who can change!

My wife is my first love. Today, I joked on the phone: Wife, let's break up. I haven't broken up since I grew up, so let my life be perfect.

These idiots said: You have never worn a cuckold in your life, have you? Do you want to be perfect?

Okay, I was wrong. Am I not wrong? . . .

If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't pretend you don't want it.

1, if you don't get it, you don't get it. Don't pretend you don't want it.

2. I accidentally knocked over my memories, but I never found myself.

3. The story of running water that took away time changed a person.

4. Many people love you. You will never be sad when I leave, just like you said. I have more than one, and I am much less.

To live without a princess, you must have a queen's heart, and no one will always treat you as a treasure.

6. How many compliments can you bear?

7. People who can take the initiative to find you don't miss you, but ask you to do something.

8. Be sure to have a few friends of the opposite sex. No wild desires. It's friends who will help you out at the critical moment. -

9. We still learn to talk to annoying people.

10, the biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels blind from the beginning.

1 1, practice is to correct your wrong ideas.

12, if you talk too much, it will become true. In fact, happiness will always be around you.

If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't pretend you don't want it.

1, the boy I secretly love was drunk, and he called me to say that he loved me. I cried, cried and laughed.

I can't love anyone who has the courage to love you.

It makes me sick to watch you and her walk past me.

4. Where you can reach in your dreams, you can reach in your footsteps one day.

5, sometimes paranoid, I don't know the so-called, and I am exhausted. Just, who is it for?

6. I used to be frivolous and even reckless, but because I met you, I began to yearn for a long life.

7. You don't have to say anything when you know people and talk about the world. Leave some words; Don't be too hard on others, leave some tolerance.

8. In fact, the herringbone structure supports each other. Anyone can give happiness to anyone if you want!

9. Youth is like a dream in a blink of an eye. Time flies, I don't look back.

10, young and full of feelings, no place to vent, okay?

1 1. I like it wherever you are.

12 when you kissed her, did it suddenly occur to you that I had bitten your lips hard?

13, our pain comes from love. But our happiness also comes from love.

14, if you don't get it, you don't get it. Don't pretend you don't want it.

15, standing behind you for so long, you didn't look back.

16, rice can be eaten and sand can be used to build a house, but mixing the two is worthless. To be pure, you can be happy.

17, meet and say goodbye, return to sail and go offshore, which is not only the end of past happiness, but also the beginning of future happiness.

18, if you hadn't left that day, I wouldn't be so sad.

19, I have a strong heart. Even so, some words will drive me crazy.

20, love is over, it is love, blindly cater to, forget to insist, forget, retreat.

2 1, I dreamed that my lover was holding another girl last night.

22. I just want to bring my own happiness to the end of my life alone.

23. Does your tongue cramp when you hug someone and say you love me?

24. Missing is the antidote and poison we take.

25. Do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you?

26. Don't say wish me happiness after breaking up. You don't have that qualification.

27. How many people often hide in a corner at night, secretly hold themselves and cry, and then laugh and laugh the next day.

28. Hastily end the hasty youth book.

29. Do you think I will laugh it off? Do you think I am invulnerable? Sorry, I'm not that good. Please don't expect me to be strong, okay?

30. The most important three days: the day when there is you in the world, the day when there is me in the world, and the day when you and I become us.

3 1, we want to be indifferent, but our hearts are hot, and we don't care if we can't.

Because I like you so much, everyone wants to fall in love with my rival.

33. Just like the unlit stars in the dark sky, they will meet when necessary.

34. Maybe there is fate, and we will have joys and sorrows.

35, love is a disease, even if the disease is good, it will leave sequelae.

Yes, I understand, as long as you go, my heart will follow you.

Don't always think of your friends when you are sad.