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The joke of bear and wolf

1. Once upon a time, on a mountain, the bear and the wolf were good friends.

They play together every day; When you are hungry, go catch rabbits and pheasants together; When the weather is warm, they run to the river at the foot of the mountain to catch trout and live happily.

Suddenly one day, a group of people came down from the foot of the mountain.

After human beings decided to live by mountains and rivers, they cut down some trees, built houses, built terraces and built a small village.

Every day, the bear and the wolf watched curiously what happened at the foot of the mountain. Watching people busy farming, spinning and fishing.

In the evening, when every household in the village got up to drink cigarettes, the bear and the wolf sat halfway up the mountain and sniffed with their eyes closed-the smell of cooked meat was really delicious.

Wolves want to be friends with humans. So one day, the wolf caught some trout from the river and wanted to walk to the village as a gift.

The wolf walked not far from the entrance to the village and saw a farmer.

It said to the farmer, "Hello! I am a wolf ... "

Before the words were finished, the farmer suddenly raised his hoe and smashed it at the wolf's head.

The wolf was frightened, threw away the fish and ran back to the mountains with his head in his arms.

The wolf went back to the mountain and began to cry.

Bear comforted: "Humans are afraid of us and don't want to be friends with us!" " "

The wolf is very sad. He can't eat or drink.

When the bear saw that the wolf wanted to make friends with humans so much, he thought of a way.

The bear said, "Brother Wolf, don't be sad. I have a way to make you friends with others! " "

So he ran to the village, kicked the door open and ate the food on his master's table.

Then break into the door of another family and drive all the chickens and ducks raised by others out of the cage;

Then he went to the family's house and searched everything. ...

When the villagers saw the bear coming to make trouble, they wanted to fight, but they were afraid. They are all at a loss.

At this moment, the wolf appeared. It shouted: "villagers, don't be afraid, let me defeat this big bad bear!" " "

The wolf rushed to the bear, pretending not to know the bear, grinning at the bear;

At this moment, the bear whispered to the wolf, "Come and bite me. The harder you bite, the more people will believe you! " "

The wolf hesitated.

The bear said, "bite quickly, or you will wear a bang!" " "

So the wolf bit the bear's leg.

Red blood oozed from the bear's leg, and it ran away screaming.

The wolf stood proudly in the village.

People come here from all directions. They didn't hit it, but came to thank it.

The wolf sat there, looked at everyone and re-introduced himself: "Hello, everyone, I am a wolf, and I want to be friends with you!" " "

People accepted it happily.

Thus, the wolf and man became good friends. It is with people every day; Help humans herd sheep; Humans give it delicious food in return.

Wolves and humans live happily together.

But one day, the wolf suddenly became very miss bear.

It went back to the mountain, but it didn't find the bear.

It turns out that the bear has already left.

When the bear left, he carved some words on the tree with stones:

"Dear brother Wolf, I'm glad to know that you are very happy now. In order to make people trust you more, I left and never came back. "

The wolf cried sadly.

Later, wolves lived with humans for a long time and became dogs.

It doesn't seem like a joke ~ …