Hot air balloon joke

The first question: goose.

A male scientist recalled that he and his friends went on an expedition to the South Pole, but he was blocked by snow on the way and could not see anything. So they wandered around the South Pole and finally had to eat penguins raw to survive. But his friend didn't hold on at last, and finally died. He walked alone for a day and was finally saved. The next day, he deliberately went to the penguin shop to eat penguins, and when he came back, he actually committed suicide. Why?

Question 2: Jump on the train.

A man went to see a doctor in Lin Town by train. After seeing it, everything was fine. On the way back, the train passed a tunnel, and the man jumped out of the car and committed suicide. Why?

The third question: aquatic plants

A boy and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, and the boy jumped into the water to look for it, but he couldn't find his girlfriend. He left here sadly. A few years later, he revisited his old place. At this time, he saw an old man fishing, but the fish caught by the old man had no aquatic plants. He asked the old man why there were no aquatic plants on the fish. The old man said: there have never been any aquatic plants in this river. At this point, the boy suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why?

Question 4: The story of the funeral.

There are three mother and daughter, the mother died and the two sisters went to the funeral. My sister met a handsome man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. My sister killed my sister when I got home. Why?

Question 5: Half a match.

A man died in the desert with his head down, with several suitcases scattered around him, and the man was still holding half a match in his hand. Reasoning how this man died?

Question 6: Wood chips are everywhere.

There are two dwarfs in the circus. The blind dwarf is shorter than the other one. The circus only needs one dwarf, and the shorter the circus dwarf, the better. The two dwarfs decided who was shorter than who, and the tall one committed suicide. However, just the day before the date, the blind dwarf, that is, the short dwarf, committed suicide at home, leaving a lot of sawdust on the ground. Why did he kill himself?

Question 7: Knocking at the door at midnight.

A person lives in a hut on the top of the mountain. He heard a knock at the door at midnight. He opened the door, but no one was there, so he went to bed. After waiting for a while, there was another knock at the door. I answered the door, but there was still no one. I waited several times. The next day, someone found a body at the foot of the mountain. The police came and took the people at the top of the mountain away. Why?

Question 8: Cattle eat grass

There was a young man whose house was separated from his neighbor's by a lawn. One night, the man was awakened by the quarrel next door, and then he heard the sound of throwing things, the sound of machetes, and the sound of cows eating grass. After a while, he heard someone knocking at his door again, but he ignored it and fell asleep again. The next day, he found the man next door dead in front of his house. The process of reasoning about it.

Question 9: Roller coaster

A couple went to an amusement park to play. Girls want to play roller coaster, but boys are a little scared and afraid to play. After playing once, the girl wants to play again. This time, she forced the boy to play with her, but she came down alone. Why?

Question 10: newspaper

On a sunny day, a man was reading a newspaper in a tall building. After seeing a message, he suddenly ran to the top floor of the building, turned on the light, and then jumped down to commit suicide. Why?

Question 1 1: Broadcasting on rainy nights.

One rainy night, a man was listening to the radio in the car. Then, suddenly there was a flash of lightning, followed by thunder. The broadcast stopped for a few seconds because of the interference of lightning, and then the man committed suicide. Why?

Question 12: Sleeping Beauty

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess was enchanted by a wizard and locked in a castle. It is said that only a affectionate kiss from the prince can awaken the princess. Later, a handsome prince captured the castle and rescued the princess. However, he kissed the princess and was killed by her. Why?

Question 13: Two officials

Two officers who killed countless people in a war were trapped in the wilderness. They were lonely and driven crazy by fear and despair, but one of them died first. The other is even more desperate. After he buried his comrades-in-arms, his spirit was close to collapse. What is even more frightening is that when he woke up the next morning, he found his dead comrade-in-arms sitting beside him, staring at him with the same desperate eyes. What happened?

Question 14: the sound of dripping water

There is a girl whose parents are on a business trip. She sleeps alone at night, accompanied by only a dog. In the middle of the night, she suddenly heard a sound dripping from the ceiling. In order not to be afraid, she reached to the bed and let her dog lick her hand, and then she fell asleep peacefully again. The next morning, the girl saw her dog's body hanging from the ceiling. According to analysis, she was killed in the middle of the night, but isn't her dog still there? Excuse me, what's wrong?

Question 15: Buy football.

A boy is crazy about football. One day, he decided to go to the store to buy a new one. The proprietress of the shop sold him the last football in the shop. He played happily all afternoon. In the evening, the boy came home and turned on the TV. When he saw a piece of news, he was immediately scared into a cold sweat. Why?

Question 16: Drink juice.

A woman lived alone for a long time. One day, one of her friends came to her house to play, and they talked very late. In the evening 1 1, when my friend was taking something under the bed, she suddenly said that she wanted the hostess to accompany her outside to buy juice. At that time, the store was closed, but the guests insisted on going, saying that there was a kind of juice that she had to drink. Why?

the answer to the question

1, a male scientist actually eats his friend's meat to maintain his life. When he went to eat real goose meat, he discovered the fact that goose meat was different from what he had eaten, so he committed suicide.

Because the second man entered the tunnel with the train, it was dark at that time. He thought that the blindness he had just cured had recurred, and he committed suicide because he couldn't stand the sudden blow.

When the boy knew that there was no algae in this river, he realized that the algae that had entangled his feet and been kicked off by himself was actually his girlfriend's hair, and he committed suicide because of regret. ...

My sister killed her sister because she could have another funeral, and then she could see that handsome guy again. ...

This man wants to lose weight because he is making hot air balloons with friends, because the fuel is not enough to throw suitcases and the like, so he wants to lose weight, so he draws lots for the whole root and half root with matches, and whoever draws half root jumps, and the hero unfortunately wins the bid. ....

6. The blind dwarf sneaked into the blind dwarf's house and sawed off all the furniture in the blind dwarf's house. The blind dwarf doesn't know the situation because he is blind, because he has to touch the furniture by his body. When he suddenly found that his furniture was getting shorter, he thought he had grown taller, so he committed suicide. ....

7. Because that person's home is built on the top of the mountain, the door is open to the outside, and every time the unfortunate victim climbs to the door and knocks for help, the owner opens the door, and that person is naturally knocked down by the door, so the owner can't see the rescuer ... The victim falls to death again and again. ....

8. Husband and wife quarreled. The husband cut off his wife's limbs with an axe, and then the wife bit the grass on the ground with her mouth and got up ~ climbed to my door and hit the door with her head for help ~! Finally, naturally, he bled to death.

9. The girl put a tightrope on the roller coaster for the first time, and then saw the boy's head when playing together for the second time. Because the girl is shorter, it's okay.

10, he is the lighthouse keeper. He saw the news that many people died because the lighthouse didn't turn on the light, so he committed suicide in regret.

1 1. This man is a DJ of a radio station. He planned to kill his wife and recorded the program in advance to provide an alibi. Unexpectedly, he would have told the audience on the show because of interference, but he exposed his plot because of pre-recording and committed suicide.

12. When the princess woke up, she didn't know the prince, because she thought he was a bad guy, so she killed him.

13, the officer sleepwalked at night and dug up the dead comrades.

14. The murderer pretended to be a dog and licked the girl's hand.

15, football is made of human skin.

16. His friend is a vampire, so the drink he wants to go out to drink is blood.