Funny riddles

Question: Xiaobai looks a lot like his brother, so use an idiom

Answer: The truth is revealed

Question: Why are pears the hottest fruit?

Answer: Pear (ion) perm

Question: Who is the darkest anime character in the world?

Answer: Doraemon

Why: Because he is blind

Q: Who is the most compassionate anime character in the world?

Answer: Or Doraemon

Why: Because he always extends a helping hand to people

Question: A wolf came to the North Pole. Accidentally fell into the ice sea, what became when it was picked up?

Answer: Betel nut

Q: What did the African cannibal chiefs eat?

A: People!

Q: One day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat?

A: Eat a vegetable!

Q: What animal is most likely to be stuck on the wall?

A: Poster leopard

Q: What will happen if a fat man falls from the 12th floor? What?

A: Fatty

Q: Who will help you refill your meal when you are full?

A: Flying dragon, because flying dragons are in the sky (Tim )

Q: A puppy died while traveling in the desert. How did he die?

A: He suffocated to death because there were no telephone poles to pee in the desert

Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole, but he still suffocated to death. Yes, why?

A: "No peeing allowed here" is posted on the telegraph pole.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telegraph pole with nothing posted on it. In the end, I was still suffocated

Why?

A: Many puppies were waiting in line, but they didn’t wait.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There was nothing attached to it, but it didn’t wait in line. , but in the end I was still suffocated, why?

A: Because there are two beautiful dog girls behind him, he is embarrassed

Q: A triangular tree was sent to the North Pole to be planted... What will happen when you grow up? What is a tree called...?

A: Trigonometric function (Han tree)

Q: Boss, don’t you call this beef noodles? Why don’t you even have beef?!

A: People still call it wife cake. Could it be that when you buy it, you get a wife as a gift?!

Q: Why are silkworms so rich?

A: Because silkworms can spin cocoons (frugal)

Q: Who among the wolf, tiger and lion will be eliminated when playing the game?

A: Wolf, because Momotaro (eliminating the wolf)

Q: What is God’s means of transportation?

A: Baby, magical (riding) baby

Q: Xiaobai, Xiaohuang and Xiaolan take a long-distance bus, who will get motion sickness?

A: Xiaobai, because Xiaobai can vomit (Little White Rabbit)

Q: Xiaobai Xiaobai=?

A: Xiaobai Rabbit (Xiaobai TWO)

QWhat should you do at 12 o'clock in the evening?

Cramming → Because of cramming at odd hours

Q Who among grandpa, father and brother will shed tears after listening to mother's words?

Grandpa→Because I think of my mother’s words every night, tears flash...

QWhich river is the most dangerous?

Rhine River-Laiyin

Q Why are there no temples in the southern hemisphere?

Because of "Namo" Amitabha

Q has a pair of conjoined twin sisters, one is named Mary, what is the name of the other?

Monroe → Because of Marilyn (Lian) Monroe

Q What kind of thing can you hit that doesn’t require any effort and is very comfortable?

Dozing

Q Is it not illegal to steal anything?

Smirking

Q May flowers and lilies are not yet

Have you ever given birth to a child?

Mayflower→Because of Mayflower toilet paper (without giving birth to a child)

QWhich cartoon character is the fattest?

Peter Pan→Because he is fat (flying), he is fat Peter Pan

Q Who can brush his teeth and whistle at the same time?

People with dentures

Q Xiao Ming’s scholar chiseled the wall to bring out the light. Why was he beaten to death?

A partition is a beauty’s bathroom

Q How can I find a lost thumbtack immediately?

Barefoot

QWhich type of writing is the most profitable?

Write a ransom letter

Q Who among kittens, puppies, and chickens is called first to endorse?

Puppy → Because of barking senbei (carry first)