Why is China Men's Football Team always ridiculed every time it fails?

When the whole country was excited for the Olympic Games and in order to enhance China's prestige, China National Men's Football Team proposed to reach the semi-finals again.

We are disappointed this time. When the eyes of the whole world are focused on Beijing, when the five-star red flag represents

At the highest Olympic Games in the world, when we were in tears, the men's soccer team once again left us speechless.

In the last match of Brazil's group match, the fans shouted "Class dismissed". I don't think they just said Du Yi. while

When China fans applauded after Brazil scored, the Olympic Games were held in China, but China became the home of Brazil.

I collected a little joke about the national football team on the Internet:

Cherish life and stay away from the national football team.

Smoking is harmful to health and watching the national football is harmful to life.

Watching the Premier League ask for money, watching the national football is killing me.

Proper use of digital TV can effectively prevent the national football team.

I'm dying because the national football team is not sick.

I heard that your brother plays for the national team? B: Your brother just played for the national team! Your whole family plays for the national team!

Lao Du (coach LD) asked God: When will China qualify?

God looked at him and said seriously, I think this session will do.

Lao Du (coach LD) exclaimed: You are fucking kidding me.

God roared, you fucking made fun of me first.

In 20xx, an old man was dying and said to his grandson with trembling lips, "Son … wait … long live football in China …".

If you are qualified to participate in the World Cup, you must ... write it ... burn it to me in writing. I'm happy down there, too. "

The child said, "Don't worry, Grandpa, I will try my best to live to that day." Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction after listening to his grandson.

In 2 1xx, a critically ill old man knelt in front of the grave and couldn't help crying: "The grandson is a black sheep. Over the years,

I've been waiting, and I haven't waited for the World Cup. I am ashamed of my ancestors! "Say that finish, anger towards, whole body fibrillation two fibrillation.

. Those eyes are still wide open and die unsatisfied! !

Grandson died and went to heaven. One day, he met God, and God said, I can grant you a wish.

He said, "Can you sink the island of Japan?"

God said: this is too difficult, change it.

Sun Tzu added, "Then I want China to qualify for the World Cup.

God wiped the sweat from his head and asked, "What's your last wish?" Can I see the globe?

Fish in the river die strangely, residents in the lower reaches are frequently infected with strange diseases, and coastal plants are constantly mutating. Is it residual pesticide? Or a biological attack?

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Please pay attention to tonight's CCTV-2 "Scientific Exploration", the upcoming special program: "Mysterious Foot Washer-China Man".

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There should be more jokes. But it doesn't matter. Just like a child doing something wrong again and again, not only the teacher doesn't like it.

He and the headmaster will fire him. What is more frustrating is that none of his classmates are his friends.

Yes, the national football team and the Olympic Games are too young. They are only primary school students in international football. An impulse in my heart, why?

What?

The simplest first objective reason: Football Association and its examination management. The Football Association is really a bunch of assholes. Not only the country

The fiery A has become the "Super League" where dogs look down on people, and there are still huge problems in the selection of coaches at all levels of the national team.

In the appointment and authorization of personnel, there is a serious responsibility that cannot be shirked. This organization should be a service organization and should

It should be a guiding institution that adapts to market changes and makes rapid adjustments, rather than a bureaucratic, performance-oriented and high-ranking institution.

Secondly, for an objective reason, I think it is the soil of domestic football or a saline-alkali land. All the players

Everyone thinks he is the big bowl of football in China. There are few players with good professional quality. In addition, the selection of youth football

And there are also great problems in education and training. A group of people from Jianlibao, Brazil, led by Milu, made it to the World Cup by luck, but it didn't end.

It's all luck, not years of accumulation.

How big is your wrist? Good technology, with garbage. The ball passed well. Nobody moved, or the fighter plane was lost.

It is unprofessional to waste the opportunity to attack effectively. This soil has been extremely flashy and corrupt, and it seems that all professional players are.

Looking at the empty stands with high salary, playing more than 20 boring games every year. How do you love football?

Where is it? What is your love for China? ?

There is only one subjective reason: you are not China men. Be a good China man, and then be a China men's soccer team. This group of children

Children, we need to learn what is survival; Need to learn what other healthy hobbies besides nightclubs, bars and even drugs; study

Interpret the inner richness more than the beauty of car home; Learn to be responsible for your family, your coach, your club and your country.

Team; Learn a way of life that conforms to the tradition of China people; Learn to be like world champions such as gymnastics, shooting, diving and weightlifting.

Training hard; Learn to face loneliness and challenge your limits; Learn to lift weights easily in the face of pressure, and learn to be ashamed and brave.

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Be a good person in China, and then play men's football in China. Although this is a bit harsh, I am so eager to see China.

A day when football rises. Those funny jokes reflect the lowest point of China football, which is beyond words.

Shame expression, it is a kind of anger that can't be described by expression. But on the court, I can still see the boys in China.

Children's footwork and awareness have improved compared with previous years. Unfortunately, the cooperation is really poor. In addition, compared with Brazil and Belgium, technology and body

There is indeed a gap.

The game I am most eager to see is not China's overwhelming victory over Brazil. The game I want to watch most is not China's.

Lift the World Cup. I just want to see such a game: players cooperate tacitly and make up for the technical and physical deficiencies with the team.

; Players in all positions shoulder the responsibility of overall tactics; They are eager for honor, and they are really a group of people fighting.

Fight; They are full of fighting spirit and will never be discouraged even if they lose; They obey the coach's tactical command and carry out the tactics without discount.

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If I can see such a game, even if I don't watch the Premier League Serie A, I will definitely watch the Super League every weekend; I can

Get a Zhang Guoan annual card and bring my golfers; If I can see such a game, I can win in China.

Later, I cheered for the China Men's Football Team with tears in my eyes; I will follow the footsteps of the national team to participate in international competitions and go abroad at my own expense.

Ball, dedicate my weak cry to the stadium. ...