Small Shenyang joke?

1. I am a person of status. What is a man of status? People with ID cards are people with identity!

Although I am not a celebrity friend, I have never been to countries around us, such as Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Singapore and Russia.

3, you are so ugly, you still come out for a walk and stay at home! Just watching you hit a tree!

Oh, dear, I really want my small bag. 320.。 . . After discount 15

I think you look young. This cosmetic is very effective. Who can tell when you look at a 60-year-old man?

Who among sixty people hasn't opened a flower?

Yes, the cactus blooms once every sixty years.

I went to the night market that day. When I saw a dress, I asked, how much is this dress?

80

Do you sell at 35?

Sell!

I said no, let's go!

7. Others say that I am poor-looking, but my mother is very rare. My mother said that when I was a child, she took me to the park to play. Many old people surrounded my mother and asked,' Sister, where did you buy this monkey? Now I have grown up.

8. Brother, I just looked at you and felt like the sea!

Sister, don't you care about me? Don't you love me?

Brother, don't get me wrong. I have been seasick since I was a child, and I feel sick when I look at the sea.

9. If you become famous, you should develop slowly. Look at this dress I'm wearing. Hey, you said that my red color is not good with big green. Don't look down on people. I bought all my clothes from a specialty store.

10, four or five big men chased me and I ran to a grave. They saw me lying motionless on a grave and asked me what was going on. I said, I'm home. Are you still chasing me? Scared them away! After he ran away, I saw an old man digging a tombstone with that hammer, so I asked, "What are you digging, uncle?" Listen to the uncle said: I don't know who wrote the name wrong, I'll come up and change it!

1 1, just a friend ~ it's okay ... I just like shopping. Well, I'm just browsing ... hey, I won't look back ... I'm just walking ... and dancing after that ~ ~ That's naughty ~ ~.

12,-I've had enough with you in my life. I must find a prince riding a white horse in my next life.

It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. Tang Priest sometimes rides a white horse.

-Tang Priest is better than you! !

Yes, you can't eat meat if you can.