Interesting one-liners

1, I'm a man. Don't challenge my bottom line, or I'll revise it.

You were tanned in the sunny south, and I was frozen stiff in the cold night in the north.

3. Flowers are scattered, dreams are awakened, there is only you in that life, and it will not dissipate in this life.

4. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, got up early and ran in the morning, and promised to meet a handsome guy.

5. If you don't pick up a dime on the ground (next88), you are crazy if there is a dime online.

6. The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

7. You planted a girlfriend in the back hill in spring, and you are cuckolded everywhere in autumn!

8. The best wishes are not written on greeting cards, but in the remarks column of transfer.

9. Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to the death.

10. It is suggested that the country replace the chairs used in class with swivel chairs that are the same as China's good voice. If students think the teacher speaks well, they will turn around and listen.

1 1. A good wife will never ask her husband to buy her this or that; A good husband will never wait for his wife to talk before buying.

12, pink lamp, very much in love, catering, disgusting.

13, fooling around with mice every day and letting cats and dogs rest is also a sign of caring for small animals.

14, eternal love, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and heaven and earth are integrated. These are all lies of love. I just want to hold your hand until the last second of my life!

15, you and I don't need any trivial things to prove the weight of care, just a self-evident tacit understanding.

16. The car should be downshifted at an appropriate speed. Once the clutch is stepped on the accelerator, empty the clutch at the same time and add empty oil appropriately. Then step on the clutch to change to a new gear, and the clutch should slowly raise oil to keep up.

17, there is no swearing in the world. Do more homework and have everything.

18, I know you don't love me, but I miss you like a flood.

19, have fun when you should play, and sleep well when you should study. Are you the same?

20, she is mine, don't touch it! If it is damaged, you can't pay. If you feel cute, forward it!

2 1, heart to heart, heart to heart, I will treat you as you treat me! From now on! Sweet mouth is hard. Stay and roll. Either endure, be cruel or get out.

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

23. You should remember that no matter what we are unfamiliar with in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

24. When a same-sex pouts at you and pretends to kiss you, you hide and you lose! The most effective thing is to kiss him too! He won by avoiding you. If he didn't dodge ... I wish you happiness!

25. If I love you, I will fight with you, otherwise, why gamble with tomorrow's youth?

26. Some people fall in love, some people drive to see the sea at night, and dawn is the future.

27. The seven-day National Day holiday is not enough to express my love for my motherland. One month is enough.

28. If it rains, let it kill me!

29. The sky didn't give me any great responsibility, so it hurt my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.

30. Baidu checked how to get the first place in the next meal. The best answer is that his girlfriend was finally molested.

3 1, keep your initial warmth and sunshine, which attracted me most at the beginning.

32. When you see someone you like on the road, you will immediately start the loading mode.

Don't spy on me with mysterious words, don't look at me with suspicious eyes, you should know me and trust me, and my love for you will remain unchanged in this life.

34. He ignores you. He may have been scalded by water and knocked on the corner of the table with medicine. He was taken to the hospital and the ambulance had an accident. Forget it. How can he chat with others?

35, grow into this bear, no money, no deposit, no house, no love, why force yourself and embarrass others.

Don't think you are a night pig standing under the lighthouse, Bajie.

Although I don't like seafood, mermaids are acceptable.

38. When a man doesn't belong to you, let you sigh what is perfect, and when he belongs to you, let you sigh what is true.

39. I haven't held hands for a long time, and even a pickled chicken feet feels gentle.

40. In the workplace, you should be like Conan. There is a domineering attitude that I let others die wherever I go.

4 1. You, living, wasting air, dying, wasting land and wasting RMB at home.

42. I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles.

There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it. I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

Remember to smile when you meet lightning, because that's the sky taking pictures of you.

45. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you.

46. You pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.

47. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

48. If I were a farmer in the world, the next Bill Gates would definitely be me.

49. You are the Tarim Basin and I am the Pacific Water Vapor. I traveled a long way and tried my best to get close to you, but I couldn't reach your heart.

50. Only you cherish my feelings, only you understand my heart, and only you accept my love.

5 1, it's not that I don't fold the quilt, but I miss the past, that is, I like the quilt that I slept the day before. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

53. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him. If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

54, the fashion of dress, the non-mainstream of fashion, the sexy dress, sexy is sitting on the stage.

55. A knowing smile, a comforting word and an unnecessary hug are enough.

56. I really feel that some people are embarrassed not only in appearance, but also in their bones.

57. The great thing about news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

There will be many unexpected things in this world. For example, do you think I will give an example?

My dad touched my head today and said, I believe you will lose your head one day.

60. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

6 1. Once I came home, my uncle beat me up and said that you were absent from class. I waited for you in primary school for an hour, but I didn't see you. I cried and said to him: I am in the first grade!

River God: Son, which is yours, the golden axe or the silver axe? Woodcutter: Neither. River God: What about this iron axe? Woodcutter: Not really. Give me back my diamond axe. River God: I won't give it.

Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore it.

64. Brother, do you have the nickname "Gao Qiu"? I'm completely pissed off by you.

65. I have thought about the five words "special efforts", and I have only achieved the first four.

66. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you, but now all I can do is miss you every minute!

68. Don't hate people who speak ill of you, because they let you see yourself in another way.

69. If you don't eat what's in the bowl, just eat more in the pot.

70. I heard the meanest thing a girl said to me: you are not worth washing your hair!

7 1. Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Anyone who touches my brothers and sisters will strip his clothes!

72. When I grow up, I want to marry the Tang Priest. If I can play, I will play. If I can't, I will eat him.

In class, the teacher asked the students to make sentences with "sadness". Xiao Ming stood up and said, "There is a small river in front of my house. I am so sad!" " "Teacher: I am even sadder!

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.

Customer: May I try this orange? Vendor: No. Customer: Then how do I know if your orange is sour? Vendor: You can watch me eat and see if this orange is sour through my expression.

76, men are not jealous, and their feelings are not rich; Women are not jealous, and families are not harmonious; Children are not jealous, and their studies are not progressing; Old people are not jealous, and the more they live, the more confused they become; Everyone will be jealous and society will progress; Be confused and be smart.

77. If it is wrong to have money, I would rather make the same mistake again.

78. I still have a message in my mobile phone saying that I like your words that I didn't send out.

79. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

80. Girl, don't you look up and give your eyes to the dog easily?

8 1, this scene ended in prosperity, not the whole city, not the country, but everything I have.

82. One day Xiaoming was reading ancient Chinese, and his father asked him what you were doing. Ming Dow Jr.: "Ancient prose (volume)." Dad: "Huh?" Xiao Ming added, "Ancient prose (volume)." Then I beat Xiao Ming up.

83. Playing mahjong with three girls, they said they wouldn't play with money, so I said I would take it out. As a result, I won three packs of sanitary napkins, two packs of paper towels and a bottle of Fuyanjie.