Classic crosstalk lines. Short, not too long. Urgent! Better hurry! Urgent need! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Ok, this is 100.

B: That's right.

A: Crosstalk actors pay attention to speaking, learning and singing. What a good crosstalk performer! He is good at telling long jokes, short jokes, one-liners and others.

B: This is the basic skill of crosstalk performers.

A: Crosstalk performers should be smart. When I have a brainwave, I have to say it myself,

B: Right, right, right.

A: Watch your language, too.

B: Yes.

A: I like you.

B: I'm especially suitable for it.

A: What's appropriate? These lips are like shoes!

Is it that thick?

A: It is not appropriate to say crosstalk with your mouth.

B: who is not suitable? I'm telling you, you're smart.

A: Yes.

You have a clean mouth.

A: You.

B: Say anything!

A: Don't brag. I will test you in front of teachers and colleagues. Anyway, let's talk.

What do you mean, anyway?

A: I say a word, you turn it over and say it again. Being able to say it is smart!

B: We can try.

A: I'll be right there. My desk.

B: Yes. . . . . .

My desk.

My desk.

Well, how can you be so stupid? When I say my desk, you must say I have a sub-desk.

Oh, I see.

I see! Let's get started. From head to toe! See how you react!

B: No problem!

A: My head.

B: I'm stupid, I'm stupid!

A: My forehead,

B: I have no brain!

A: My eyebrows.

I have no eyes!

A: My eyes.

I am a pig's eye. What a pity!

My nose.

My nose.

My nose is broken.

I measure my nose. Why should I measure him?

I did it!

B: Yes. . . . . . I bite you!

Why did you bite me?

B: How to translate this word!

What do you mean?

You have to say a lot.

A: Oh, tell me more. All right! I have teeth in my stomach.

I took another bite of my tooth. I'm a monster! Can you change the words?

A: Don't talk? Report the characters in the novel first!

What is a novel?

Answer: Just report the names in Journey to the West.

B: Come on!

I am Tang Sanlu.

B: My name is Lu.

A: I am Zhu Bajie.

I am a pig.

A: I'm Friar Sand.

B: I'm Sanzang. How can I be three more monks?

I'm Monkey Sun.

B: I'm a monkey grandson! Say something nice!

A: Yes, let's go to the garden and sign up for the flowers.

Go to the garden? That's good.

But before I go to the garden, I have a request.

B: What requirements!

A: It's faster than just now. It's time to act.

B: I can do it with my actions, right? (Take part in armor and walk around the stage like a couple)

A: What! I mean, when you visit the garden, you should point these two fingers at your nose. It's beautiful, right?

No problem, I am the most beautiful person!

Then let's start now.

B: OK.

I go shopping in the garden.

I go shopping in the garden.

A: I'm Peony.

B: I'm Peony.

I am a peony flower.

B: I'm Peony.

I'm Molly.

I am jasmine.

I am a dog's tail flower

I am a dog with a flower tail.