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Superclassic words that despise others.

1, you can't steal happiness, you can't steal fat, there is still a little hope.

2. Always be young, always be act young, never be grateful, and always shed tears.

3. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

4. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

5. Women like bad men, but don't like bad men.

6. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here. -We should treat fate and love like this.

7. Waste air when alive, waste land when dead, and waste RMB when half dead.

8, you roll for me, keep rolling. ...

9. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

10, your hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping and dynamic is turning over. ...

1 1, your life can be summed up in eight words-absurd life, cowardly death.

12, pockmarked is not called pockmarked, that's a lie.

13, Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

14. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

15, what a beautiful uncle!

16, no one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

17, I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away.

18, I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

19, why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

20, boy, what's the matter today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

2 1, unreasonable, there must be a plan!

22. I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

23. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

Come on, do you want to die or not?

Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just beautiful.

26. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

27. Are you drunk by Sanlu?

Talk about looking down on others.

1, after all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself. 2. The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.

3. What happened today, son? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

4, flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive people; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and pity the daughter of the world; Break a man's heart. Men are flowers.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

6. Usually women say to men: I am not suitable for you. In fact, it means that no one will be suitable for you.

7. You are obviously a snail, and you have to carry a tortoise shell, which is seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.

8. Love is despair in loneliness, being strong in despair, and thinking about him all the time after being strong.

9. You are just a rice jar.

10, aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats the soul.

1 1. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die.

12, have a drink and walk the dog.

13, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!

14, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

Your appearance is very refreshing.

16, sleepy in spring, weak in summer and weak in autumn, just sleeping in winter.

17, Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick.

18, if you are destined not to give me the expected response. Then keep a safe distance.

19, hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.

20, look at you badly, look carefully than look hard.

2 1, looks very sci-fi, looks very ordinary!

22. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

23. Jin Yu was defeated.

24, the gentleman does not go to the villain, and the villain returns like grass.

25, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparks with lightning all the way.

26, don't cry at my grave, dirty my path of reincarnation.

27, your five senses organization discipline is too bad!

As far as your appearance is concerned, I'm not bragging. No one in the world can match you, really!

29. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.

30. In fact, other people don't want to talk to you because they are too rare. Really, just listen carefully.

3 1, what is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

32. Your appearance is very refreshing!

33. A man's infidelity is like a dog, which can't change its mind and eats shit. Don't fantasize that he will stop there, let alone listen to his vows.

34. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman!

35. Long adventure and creativity.

36. Don't think you can bite just because you are a dog.

37. A false heart will not have strong legs.

38. It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?

39. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

40. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

4 1, the villain's plan has always been personal, which means something else.

42. Nowadays, young people really don't know the so-called. He even smeared cow dung on his face.

43. Do you know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.

44. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

45, only the icing on the cake, who wants to send charcoal in the snow.

46. I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

47, long buns, don't blame the dog for following.

48. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? You can give it to me, you can give it to me.

49. The one with ten and nine strange eyes is a pervert.

50, don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

5 1. Men have eight fears: one is that their lover is pregnant, the other is that their wife is desperate, the third is that the young lady is ill, the fourth is that the masses will react, the fifth is that their lover is soaked, the sixth is that mahjong is beaten, the seventh is that money is stolen, and the eighth is that Viagra is invalid.

52. Red beans don't grow in the south, but on my face. I really miss them!

If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you, but you are an orangutan.

I think workers are the most beautiful people! What can we eat without the hard work of all the workers in the world? What to wear without the labor of laborers? What are you bragging about when you have nothing to eat and wear?

55. I wanted to show my face, but my ass was exposed!

56. Bitches are always bitches. Even with inflation, it can't be expensive!

57. Flowers often belong to cow dung instead of people who appreciate them.

58. Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm a father. You are very handsome, very handsome, very attractive, everyone loves you and spends more. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!

59. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

60. Your dragging speed is long, and your memory consumption is long.

6 1, ignore it and treat it like a pig.

62. Beggars are people who tax your conscience.

63. Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is fact.

I can't eat all the food you want. That's disgusting!

65. You are also called dancing in the clouds. You might as well be called a street mouse.

66. Loneliness in life; Ideal cup; The game is all night; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.

Please respect yourself.

68. You shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. Why not be a mistress? I curse you for being unhappy all your life.

69. Animals will become people in this dress. You become an animal as soon as you put it on.

70, men, always smiling, eyes discharge, not sick, or derailed! A woman with breast enhancement and thin waist is dissolute and coquettish, either taking out her pocket or letting you have a black knife! These days, freaks and banshees, look out!

7 1, to be an actor like you, you don't need makeup to shoot ghost films, and you don't even need CG to shoot Jurassic.

72. It is pitiful to attract bees and butterflies, and the road looks like a shore occasionally. Red lips have long been kissed by men, and the county has struggled many times. Proud and shameless, and later innocent and ashamed. Provocative when unwilling to be lonely, what can you say if you are infected with AIDS?

73. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

74. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Nothing a person says is true. Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, sows can climb trees!

75, you are simply four, except two and two, MINUS two and two, really two plus two, MINUS one.

76. The danger of angular is that it is convenient for others to pick you up.

77. You are also called the Dong Fangbubai of China rap.

78. Many girls got Han Hong's disease, but Han Hong didn't die.

79.you look like an animal pie!

80, study hard, make progress every day, within three years, you don't engage in objects, the key is that you are not good-looking, but there is nothing but ugliness.

8 1, the pig hit the tree, you hit the pig, did you rear-end it?

82. The world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.

Look, look, look again and I'll send you to the recycle bin.

84. A gentleman's adult beauty is not an adult's evil. The villain is the opposite.

85. Money is a good servant, but it can also become a bad master on some occasions.

86. He looked at him gloomily and said: Can persimmons recover?

87. How many worries can you have, just like a eunuch going to a brothel!

Words that despise people, classic sentences that despise people

1, you are so thin-skinned, you are two pages short of catching up with the modern Chinese dictionary.

Seeing you, I know what dinosaurs used to look like.

The only contribution you bring to the world is your self-destructive abnormal personality.

I heard that you have gained weight recently. When you smile on the phone, your face will touch the hang-up button.

As far as your appearance is concerned, shota is a little cute and penniless.

6. Do you think you are the most handsome or beautiful person in school? When the mirror is blind.

7, all kinds of tides, all kinds of beauty, all kinds of debauchery.

8. I feel like two pigs, because one can no longer tolerate your stupidity.

9. You chased me naked for two kilometers, and when I turned around, I was a gangster!

10, your father jumped out of the urn and cried for you.

1 1, your life can be summed up in eight words: absurd life, cowardly death.

12, if someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you can have the same power as long as you skydive.

13, don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

14, giraffes make you sick.

15, ugliness is not your intention, it is God's temperament.

16, you see it right, how can I say it? The pixels are relatively low!

17, you look like the scene of an accident.

18, cramp bursting. I really want to cry when I see that.

19, flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.

20. After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You will have a pile, and I will have a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

Friends despise the words of villains.

If a circle of friends despises villains:

1, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me.

2. The gentleman is harmonious but different, and the villain is not harmonious.

I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

4. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

Don't say wish me happiness after you leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?

6. I really want to send you into a cage to swim the streets and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

7, you are quite suitable for taking the upper route!

8. A false heart will not have strong legs.

9. an upright man is open and poised while a petty man is anxious and worried.

10, when poor God came in quietly, false friendship washed away from the window.

1 1, a gentleman is not as good as Zhou, and a villain is not as good as Zhou.

12, the villain only meets, and the cold and summer are not expected.

13, I wish you an early success!

14, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

15, this person has been vaguely successful.

16, the beauty of a gentleman as an adult is not the evil of an adult. The villain is the opposite.

17, the world is like this, it's all hypocritical. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world?

18. The cast mirror must be bronze, which is easy to clean. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.

19, hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.

20, don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

2 1, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!

22, the villain has been private, quite referring to other things.

23. Why don't gentlemen go to villains, and villains will die like grass.

24, don't cry at my grave, dirty my path of reincarnation.

25. Only villains and women are difficult to raise.

26. Aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats soul.

27. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

28. If others can't see your hypocrisy, you are not hypocritical?

29. You are really a tree. How simple is it?

Please respect yourself.

3 1, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me.

32. Nowadays, young people really don't know the so-called. He even smeared cow dung on his face.

33. The hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.

34. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.

35. You rely on the mountain to fall, rely on water to dry, watch the cock die, and watch the dog turn over.

People like you are really rare in the world!

Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.

38. A gentleman is figurative, while a villain is figurative.

I won't cry for you again. My mascara is not cheap.

40, the gentleman is Huaide, and the villain is pregnant with the soil; A gentleman is guilty of punishment, but a villain is guilty of profit.

4 1. Truth is truth only because it faces mistakes and hypocrisy.

42. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin, but it is difficult to draw a tiger's bone.

Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

44, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

45. The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

47. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, just pose and pretend!

48. Yang enters a gentleman and Yin retreats into a villain.

49, the golden jade is defeated.

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

5 1, the huge shameless megaphone is a shame for Eskimos.

What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

53. I have met Xifeng, and I am very calm. It's just you that make me hate coming to earth.

54. What apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !

55. The villain was trapped for an instant and went to blood shed in the afterlife. The world is solid, why should I follow you?

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

57. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

58. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

59. The mask has been worn for a long time, and that is the face.

60. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

If friends despise villains, 2:

1, you are a bus, just get on and off for one yuan.

2, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

The stupidest person in the world doesn't call it experience with his own experience.

When my mother became a swan, you and I were still an egg!

5, white inside and red, different. Be your own sentimental peacock Kaiping.

6. This man has been vaguely successful.

7. Women pay homage to love with hymen, squander their youth with piles of condoms, lament that love is impermanent, and youth can't be returned, in exchange for a maturity, so the so-called maturity means being tired of love and having enough exercise.

8. How a man dies: When a beautiful woman dies, she gets a beautiful death in her hand.

9. You are obviously a snail, and you have to carry a tortoise shell, which is seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.

10, Jiangshan so much sleep, San Xiao so coquettish.

1 1. I always think that as long as we put something at the hearing, it's basically settled. This is a problem that cannot be discussed.

12, do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

13, your long-drawn emblem speed, your growing memory is too much.

14. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

15, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

16, ask what money is in the world and teach people life and death!

17, Yang advanced as a gentleman, Yin faded as a villain.

18, what's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, you have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin and see if I can make up for the birth defects.

19, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

20. It's hard to fight with shit. You stepped on it and ran into it, but it was still shit. It was you who got dirty.

2 1, there are too many people, and too few people can realize their shortcomings.

22. You think you are an onion, who will dip you in the sauce?

23. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

25. Smelly garbage people spit out the source of nouns.

Your hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

27. Giraffes make you sick.

28. I don't know how to wash it when I see it raining outside. Wash not only your ugly face, but also your dirty heart.

29. There are no elixirs in the world, but when there are more wishful people, some people start to sell them.

30. I can't afford to live in a house after the housing reform, I can't afford to see a doctor after the medical reform, and I can't afford to go to school after the educational reform.